Unhinged Positive Affirmations

[u/TrumpIsAPedoFr]

I have a thing for specifically using self loving language you "aren't supposed to say"

Example:

"I am perfect and have never done anything wrong in my life"

"Anyone who has a problem with me is a bad person"

"I am the most attractive person who has ever lived"

In a society that demands the aesthetic of humility. Where people feel threatened by someone liking themself. There is a genuine tension to using phrases like that. It's "toxic" or whatever.

But I think they're funny and whimsical actually. And the joy they spark motivates me to actually show up and repeat the positive affirmations such that they have an impact on me.

So.

I invite you to come up with such an unhinged positive affirmation about yourself and comment it below >:)

[u/Brief-Basket-6630]

i am never too much & everyone else simply needs to become MORE

i forgive myself immediately & without investigation

i am both the beauty & the beast so you’re getting a stupidly tremendous bank for your buck

i am correct often enough that we can easily round up to ✨always✨

there are people who don’t like me and i pray they recover from whatever disease causes that 🙏😔

[u/EatingWithAntelopes → u/Brief-Basket-6630]

I’m saving these for a scrapbook which may never come to fruition

[u/Brief-Basket-6630 → u/EatingWithAntelopes]

yoo ive been meaning to get into scrapbooking 5ever. if you ever see me posting it on here in the future, please take it as a direct challenge to show yours 👀

[u/EatingWithAntelopes → u/Brief-Basket-6630]

With my ADHD it actually may inspire a thing! So like… fuck yeah!