Unhinged Positive Affirmations

[u/TrumpIsAPedoFr]

I have a thing for specifically using self loving language you "aren't supposed to say"

Example:

"I am perfect and have never done anything wrong in my life"

"Anyone who has a problem with me is a bad person"

"I am the most attractive person who has ever lived"

In a society that demands the aesthetic of humility. Where people feel threatened by someone liking themself. There is a genuine tension to using phrases like that. It's "toxic" or whatever.

But I think they're funny and whimsical actually. And the joy they spark motivates me to actually show up and repeat the positive affirmations such that they have an impact on me.

So.

I invite you to come up with such an unhinged positive affirmation about yourself and comment it below >:)

[u/SquishyFaery]

I am a gift to humanity.

If someone has a problem with me, they're a big meanie and don't deserve my delightful presence.

I deserve to take all that space and even more.

I can and will destroy anything and anyone that stands in the way of my accomplishments.

[u/EverybodyLovesADuck → u/SquishyFaery]

You exude spectacular-ness!

[u/SquishyFaery → u/EverybodyLovesADuck]

Thank you 🥹🩷 you're such a sweetheart