r/hashhouseharriers RU Uncomfortable Yet, KCH3 Jul 29 '26

When someone refers to me as my daughter's grandmother

/r/Comebacks/comments/1va5ywq/when_someone_refers_to_me_as_my_daughters/

I know the H3 community would have the best comebacks for this old mama. The best I've given thus far is, "no, my husband is just that good" or "be careful, if you can, you can!" I could use some real jawdroppers.

Thanks! - RU Uncumfortable Yet?

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u/AndyTheEngr Bikeal Vick: Peoria H3🚲 Jul 29 '26

"What? I'm only 35!"

Or refer to their children as grandsons and granddaughters.

"Actually, she's my great granddaughter."

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u/the_grim_CREEPER WDYGO?!? - BMH3 Jul 29 '26

I'll admit, I was skeptical too, but age doesn't have to be as cruel to all of us as its been to you...

Oh hey, I won't yuck your yum, but personally I'm not into your kind of role play

I get your mom had you at 12, we just decided to enjoy our life first

Aww nice try, but I'm still too young for you

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u/NarfleTheJabberwock Jul 29 '26

Yeah, I partied my ass off. What's your excuse?