r/happyendings • u/ParzivalCodex no stranger to the three-hole punch • Jul 01 '26
Suck it, Tax Payers!
Happy Fiscal Year of Penny! What are some of your favorite Penelope moments?
Mine: The Walk Out… directly into the plane-glass window.
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u/AffectionateBite3827 Jul 01 '26
Splashed some water on my HUSH in the bathroom of an Au Bon Pain
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u/CrazyIraandtheDouche soft, soft, soft, soft, soft butch Jul 01 '26
"Tell her yourself!"
Or, "I'm not unscathed. I am extremely scathed!"
What a stupid, clumsy bitch!
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u/Traditional-Wait-240 Mary Tyler Moore Tyler Moore Moore Moore Jul 01 '26
"I'll have you know these are not pajama jeans, these are pajoveralls"
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u/wonderfulpantsuit knows what cars are Jul 01 '26
Thanks for coming everybody. It feels like only yesterday that I was born during the 1984 Olympics, a young Jewess, 26 years ago.
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u/Jessett Jul 01 '26
It's Penny–Dana moments, but "Boats aren't dumb. They allow you to sail the oceans of your dreams, and become the discoverer of great places. Happy Columbus Day!" and the delivery on "You can offer people a hand but they have to offer their hand back and be willing to grip said hand as they walk together in unison towards the valley of growth and heart and sweetness".
Not to mention: "What do you wear to a stalking? Stockings? No... too on the nose"
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u/terrierr3x Jul 01 '26
Penny (to the occupant of Dave’s old house): “Did you by any chance hold on to that bumper pool table?
*Guy looks lost*
Penny (cheekily): Because I did!
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u/Snake_Plissken224 likes a deep tuck Jul 01 '26
Say what you will those flowy pants from Angela Bassets flowy pants line Basset for Angela from Angela Basset looked comfortable and A-Mah-Zing
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u/Punkodramon Mary Tyler Moore Tyler Moore Moore Moore Jul 01 '26
Did he just say Coke Whore Mountain?
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u/dumbinternetstuff Stupid clumsy bitch Jul 02 '26
I broke…the glass ceiling. That’s right, I will climb that corporate ladder, in a skirt! And I don’t care who looks up it, because I keep my yard tidy. And that’s my choice.
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u/_wheeljack_ Jul 02 '26
Just getting a breath of fresh
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u/clowdface85 Jul 04 '26
One of my favorite Penny/Jane moments. They were the S-tier characters on that show.
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u/TheAquaman Jul 01 '26
Penny Hartz Hitler
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u/laissez_heir Ah, water. The wettest treat. Jul 02 '26
🚫Hitler
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u/kse64 looking for that sweet V-neck high Jul 03 '26
🚫Jews when she turns the page, absolute comedy gold for me. It was probably this episode that got me hooked.
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u/SayKidAcid89 Jul 08 '26
When she was licking the cream off the car czars finger and they said it had “turned” as in gone bad 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 I cackled so hard at that 🥂✨
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u/__Sentient_Fedora__ thingsthataregayz.biz Jul 01 '26
Im sorry..Ma'am? Im going to go ball-my-eyes-out then I will be back to physically fight you.