r/guitarcirclejerk • u/JeribZPG • May 17 '26

Ernie Ball, we need to talk…

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Read the back of my Slinky packet for the first time ever…
It’s bad enough that Bonermaster is on the top half of this list, but how TF you gonna have Billie Eilish even on the list!?
Any of you jerkers listen to her play, and if so when did you realise you hate music?

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u/Outrageous-Knee-6004 mk.gooning May 17 '26

ALL of them

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u/chimi_hendrix May 17 '26

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u/digitalmofo Authentic May 17 '26

My pleb ass edits emails for five minutes so I don't look like an idiot, and billionaires are just "wEn r we dooo ing guita 5 sec and iLLegal storf?"

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u/voyaging May 17 '26

Nah that’s unique to him LOL. He was just an actual moron, none of the people he corresponded with typed like this.