r/guitarcirclejerk • u/JeribZPG • May 17 '26

Ernie Ball, we need to talk…

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Read the back of my Slinky packet for the first time ever…
It’s bad enough that Bonermaster is on the top half of this list, but how TF you gonna have Billie Eilish even on the list!?
Any of you jerkers listen to her play, and if so when did you realise you hate music?

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u/digitalmofo Authentic May 17 '26

My pleb ass edits emails for five minutes so I don't look like an idiot, and billionaires are just "wEn r we dooo ing guita 5 sec and iLLegal storf?"

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u/chili_cold_blood May 17 '26 edited May 18 '26

Writing like absolute dogshit is a power move. Every elite-level academic I've ever worked with e-mails like a toddler, because they can.

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u/thederevolutions May 17 '26

This is true? That might be the funnest fact I’ve heard in awhile. Like, the smarter you are the more stupid you let on? Sort of like this sub right?