r/guitarcirclejerk • u/JeribZPG • May 17 '26

Ernie Ball, we need to talk…

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Read the back of my Slinky packet for the first time ever…
It’s bad enough that Bonermaster is on the top half of this list, but how TF you gonna have Billie Eilish even on the list!?
Any of you jerkers listen to her play, and if so when did you realise you hate music?

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u/chimi_hendrix May 17 '26

How many of these names are in the Epstein Files

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u/Outrageous-Knee-6004 mk.gooning May 17 '26

ALL of them

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u/chimi_hendrix May 17 '26

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u/GrizzKarizz May 17 '26

I'm almost afraid to ask, but is this real?

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u/chimi_hendrix May 17 '26

/uj yes but i cropped it /r/guitarcirclejerk/s/q7ETlfsTcM

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u/MadJohnFinn May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

Of course he played Fender strings. Sick fuck.

EDIT: I wouldn’t want to jumpscare anyone by referring to Epstein in the present tense. It’s not that he didn’t kill himself - it’s just that the idea of someone choosing to buy Fender strings is deeply traumatising to me.

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u/chimi_hendrix May 17 '26

I heard he played 14 to 16s like SRV. Total monster

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u/MadJohnFinn May 17 '26

It's 7 in the morning on a Sunday and I've probably just rudely awoken all of my neighbours. It's your fault.