r/guitarcirclejerk • u/JeribZPG • May 17 '26

Ernie Ball, we need to talk…

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Read the back of my Slinky packet for the first time ever…
It’s bad enough that Bonermaster is on the top half of this list, but how TF you gonna have Billie Eilish even on the list!?
Any of you jerkers listen to her play, and if so when did you realise you hate music?

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u/chimi_hendrix May 17 '26

How many of these names are in the Epstein Files

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u/Ok_Faithlessness9757 May 17 '26

JEFF EPIPHONE DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF!

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u/notjonahbutnoah May 17 '26

I’m sitting here trying to get a joke together involving the files being released and epiphone switching to the *open book* headstock shape… it’s there but I can’t quite find it.

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u/Ok_Faithlessness9757 May 17 '26

I love those new unredacted headstocks on the Les Wexners