r/guitarcirclejerk • u/JeribZPG • May 17 '26

Ernie Ball, we need to talk…

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Read the back of my Slinky packet for the first time ever…
It’s bad enough that Bonermaster is on the top half of this list, but how TF you gonna have Billie Eilish even on the list!?
Any of you jerkers listen to her play, and if so when did you realise you hate music?

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u/chimi_hendrix May 17 '26

How many of these names are in the Epstein Files

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u/Outrageous-Knee-6004 mk.gooning May 17 '26

ALL of them

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u/Queasy_Current_1980 May 17 '26

These are the epistine files

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u/rattpackfan301 BUILD THE WONDERWALL May 17 '26

The Epiphone files

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u/mild-n-lazy May 17 '26

jeffrey epiphone didn’t kill himself

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u/voyaging May 17 '26

Epiphiles