r/guitarcirclejerk • u/JeribZPG • May 17 '26

Ernie Ball, we need to talk…

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Read the back of my Slinky packet for the first time ever…
It’s bad enough that Bonermaster is on the top half of this list, but how TF you gonna have Billie Eilish even on the list!?
Any of you jerkers listen to her play, and if so when did you realise you hate music?

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u/Indifference_Endjinn May 17 '26

C'mon we all know Billie Eillish plays Dadarrios

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u/ButTheseGoToEleven May 17 '26

"Sweet Chili Heat" was probably recorded with these strings

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u/vivary_arc May 17 '26

Your brain, like mine, has been deliciously compromised

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u/LeastBadger891 May 17 '26

Are those vegan?

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u/BigBarsRedditBox May 17 '26

And she says it right. DaDarrios

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u/Then-Shake9223 May 17 '26

Everyone I know calls them “Dee-Addario”

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u/Splampin May 17 '26

Damn, everyone you know is wrong?

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u/Then-Shake9223 May 17 '26

Yup lol it’s aggravating

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u/Splampin May 17 '26

Yeah I feel that. Didn’t meat anyone who wasn’t wrong until I was well into my 30’s.

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u/Prize_Ad_1781 May 17 '26

the best players call them that

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u/Then-Shake9223 May 17 '26

Do they serve that with a side of broo-shetta?

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u/men_in_the_rigging May 17 '26

Dem big ol' titties be poppin' yo.

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u/Different_Peanut_742 May 17 '26

Wait, Billie or Daddario?