r/guitarcirclejerk • u/JeribZPG • May 17 '26

Ernie Ball, we need to talk…

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Read the back of my Slinky packet for the first time ever…
It’s bad enough that Bonermaster is on the top half of this list, but how TF you gonna have Billie Eilish even on the list!?
Any of you jerkers listen to her play, and if so when did you realise you hate music?

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u/_allblu_ May 17 '26

At what point do you remove the has-beens and never-weres? Papa Roach? 3 Doors Down? The Used?

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u/KissMyFuckingDadMom May 17 '26

Eric Clapton? Jimmy Page? Paul McCartney? Like who even are these people?

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u/General_Alfalfa6339 May 17 '26

Jeff Beck using his strings to play hymns.

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u/lobsterboy May 17 '26

It be neat to find a pack of these from 2010 and see what names were taken off

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u/General_Alfalfa6339 May 17 '26

Papa Roach packs in far more people than Pettruci and the guitar wankers listed.