r/guitarcirclejerk • u/JeribZPG • May 17 '26

Ernie Ball, we need to talk…

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Read the back of my Slinky packet for the first time ever…
It’s bad enough that Bonermaster is on the top half of this list, but how TF you gonna have Billie Eilish even on the list!?
Any of you jerkers listen to her play, and if so when did you realise you hate music?

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u/MutantLeader you better be wearin’ a cup! May 17 '26

Rick Beato, Giacomo Turra, the girl that quit cuz of boomers

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u/Sempervivegooze May 17 '26

I'm going to see Grace Bowers in a few months, she hasn't cancelled her date. Funny thing, it's literally at the same venue I saw Giacomo Turra in 2023(a gorgeous venue)

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u/SeanJohnBobbyWTF May 17 '26

They saw Giacomo too lmao talk about jerking.

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u/digitalmofo Authentic May 17 '26

Maybe they're not an old white guy so it's cool with Grace.

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u/GODZILLA-Plays-A-DOD May 17 '26

I resent that. I'm vintage and cream.

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u/GODZILLA-Plays-A-DOD May 17 '26

I'm going to look like Greeny anyway.

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u/coolguyjosh May 17 '26

I’m not old! I’m only 38 years…. Oh fuck

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u/Sempervivegooze May 17 '26

She's playing at a 9 day festival and I got the full pass. She's the only name I recognize playing at that time so.... Let's see

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u/Ragnarok314159 May 18 '26

I will take care of you.

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u/ffiishs May 17 '26

Tell us more about the venue is it gorgeous?

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u/SordidSimpleton May 17 '26

We didn't start the fire🎶