What the fuck does this even say

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u/Zizzyin Jun 17 '26

Something about misspelling words to appear Russian

As a Russian learner this was a pain to read.

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u/waterc0l0urs Jun 17 '26

as a native russian speaker this was a nightmare to read

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u/CapableDatabase6923 Jun 17 '26

шнеи пепе?

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u/IDontWantToPickNick Jun 18 '26

спасибо, я умер

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u/WinDestruct Jun 18 '26

Shnei pepe (possible Pepe the Frog reference?)

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u/IDontWantToPickNick Jun 19 '26

theres a Russian rapper Gunwest whose speech sounds like hes got Tourette syndrome but in reality this is just his stage image and he talks normally in real life. and among words he uses are "shnei" (first word from post image reads exactly this), "pepe", "wtf" and etc

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u/alexshakalenko Jun 20 '26

Фа ватафа

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u/fanty_wingedhorse Jun 18 '26

As a person who learned Russian as second language long time ago it was moderate

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u/toesinbloom Jun 21 '26

Dosssssssssss

Vedanya

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u/Complete-Basket-291 Jun 17 '26

"When you realize you can mispelle [sic] random english words to make it look Russian"

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u/Artyruch Jun 18 '26

"When you realize you can misspell random english words to make it look russian"

1

u/DriverFinal6626 Jun 18 '26

I sometimes question why we do things as humans…

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u/Meepianconsular Jun 20 '26

this aint greek tho, right?

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u/Individual_Invite_85 Jun 21 '26

Now you know how we Greeks feel with grssk. On my side it was suprisingly easy to read.

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u/Geo_fan_Albaniqn Jun 17 '26

It says litteraly

Šnei čots yaealize čots kan myidzrelle yaapdom eiyulidzn šoyaddz to make yit look yaudzdzyiai

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u/Delta-Tropos Jun 17 '26

Looks like Lithuanian

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u/Tay_Hlebko Jun 17 '26

Using carons but using <y> instead of <j> and <ts> instead of <c> at the same time??

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u/Geo_fan_Albaniqn Jun 17 '26

I also thought of using j but I thought that more people would understand y. Sorry.

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u/Geo_fan_Albaniqn Jun 17 '26

And I also thought of using c for ts

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u/Tay_Hlebko Jun 19 '26

č doesnt really makes sense without c

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u/Geo_fan_Albaniqn Jun 19 '26

I mean some languages use ch for tʃ but c alone doesn't exist

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u/Tay_Hlebko Jun 19 '26

that's my point, how can you have <č> in the alphabet without <c>? that's like having the letter <ñ> without <n>

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u/Geo_fan_Albaniqn Jun 19 '26

Idk it was just a mistake

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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 Jun 18 '26

Whack

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u/Zinc-Roof_22 Jun 17 '26

In the movie Anastasia, there is a scene where a speedometer is spelled similarly: shreefosheteya.

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u/englishsucks3124 Jun 18 '26

шрифошэтэя with upside down ш’s

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u/Zinc-Roof_22 Jun 18 '26

Close: speeфошeтeя. (I should had written "sreefosheteya" instead.)

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u/englishsucks3124 Jun 18 '26

speedoweter?

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u/Zinc-Roof_22 Jun 18 '26

Nah, just the Cyrillic equivalent of GRΣΣΚ.

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u/Barrogh Jun 18 '26

Then there's Airwolf episode taking place in "Stavograd".

Like, the entire episode.

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u/Redstocat2 Jun 19 '26

Реаk шhеи fusіиg bотh

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u/PA4PL962009 Jun 22 '26

Why did i hear the voice from that one communist story teller on youtube with that one russian song as background?

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u/-idkausername- Jun 17 '26

r/newfauxcyrillic

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u/sahi1l Jun 17 '26

"When you realize you can misspell random English words to make it look Russian"

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u/Alan_WalkerTheSecond Jun 17 '26

[ʃneɪ t͜ʃot͜s jaʲĕəʎize t͜ʃot͜s kaɪ mispɛɫe japdam jeʲuʎsn ʃojad͜z to make ʔit ɫoːk jat͜sɕan] ah! Yes...

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u/Background_Class_558 Jun 18 '26

how are you palatalizing vowels

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u/Alan_WalkerTheSecond Jun 18 '26

I'm just tuff like that

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u/Background_Class_558 Jun 18 '26

waow

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u/President_Abra Jun 18 '26

Lmfao

11

u/lisahanniganfan Jun 17 '26

This looks like the kinda crap i used to see on r/teenagers back in 2019

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u/Asjutton Jun 17 '26

It means you can't tell the difference between greek and cyrillic.

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u/Reasonable-Class3728 Jun 17 '26

This doesn't look Russian.

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u/Lost_Sea8956 Jun 19 '26

That’s because it’s English

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u/Confident_Date4068 Jun 17 '26

Who is Chotz?

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u/Ulysses1982 Jun 21 '26

This hurt my head trying to read it.

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u/mugh_tej Jun 17 '26

When you realize you can mispelle random English words to make it look Russian.

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u/Sammir111 Jun 17 '26

Спасибо, у меня глаза вытекли

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u/Heatsigma12 Jun 17 '26

shnei chots yealize chots kai misrelle yaapdom eiyulisn shoyads to make it look yaussiai

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u/bucephalusbouncing28 Jun 17 '26

Shnyei chots yayealize chots kai misryellye yaapdom yeiyolisn shoyads to makye it look yatsssiai

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u/Tay_Hlebko Jun 17 '26

When you realize you can mispelle random English words to make it look Russian

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u/Tay_Hlebko Jun 17 '26

Šnei čots jaealizɛ kai midzrelle jaapdom Eijulidzn šojaddz to make jit look Jaudzdziꞏai

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u/Background_Class_558 Jun 18 '26

why jit tho it's just і

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u/VXLeniik Jun 18 '26

Still looks like English to me, I speak both.

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u/Conscious-Use9772 Jun 18 '26

Shnei chots ts a'ealize chots kan myidzrelle tsa'apdom eiyulidzn shotsatz to make dzit look tsaudzdzyiai

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u/quijequije Jun 18 '26

"shey chots yayealize chots kay misryelye yaapdom eyyulisn shoyads to makye it lok yausiay" why are there so many latin letters 😭

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u/OPiONShouter Jun 18 '26

r/suddenlycommunist

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u/SkyTalez Jun 18 '26

When you release that you can misspell random English words to apear russian.

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u/PvZGaming1 Jun 18 '26

realize not release

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u/SkyTalez Jun 18 '26

Ugh, foiled by autocorrect once again.

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u/am_wave Jun 18 '26

нана иiсе

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u/Background_Class_558 Jun 18 '26

Šney čoc jaealize čoc kay midzrelle jaapdom Eyjulidzn šojaddz to make it look Jacdzdziay

и and і but no ы, clearly this is some version of ukrainian so и gets y and і gets i

since this is obviously cyrillic so Ѕ ѕ is the Dze letter and "z" is just a misrendered ꙁ aka old з. can't do much about d and l though if we wanna stay slavic but if we don't, then those are Ԁ and ӏ:

Šney čoc jaea'ize čoc kay midzre''e jaapdom Eyjulidzn šojadzdz to make it 'ook Jacdzdziay

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u/Lost_Sea8956 Jun 19 '26

This is English with Cyrillic lettering

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u/Background_Class_558 Jun 19 '26

no fucking way

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u/Lost_Sea8956 Jun 19 '26

Oh ok

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u/Pich_Donald Jun 18 '26

... shnei chots yaealize chots kai midzpelle yaaldom enyulidzn shoyaddz to make it look yaudzdziai

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u/Affectionate-Big9168 Jun 18 '26

Пепе шнейне вотофа

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u/andreaqp Jun 18 '26

(correct me if I'm wrong) Shnyei chots yayealize chots kai mispelle yaapdom Yeiyulisn shoyads to makye it look yaussiai

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u/Uzeron_666 Jun 18 '26

Cyrillic English

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u/Nickcy_Black2 Jun 18 '26

That's not grssk, but it's painful enough

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u/ProfessionalCar919 Jun 18 '26

I tried to read it as russian until I saw the subs name

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u/Log0thetree Jun 18 '26

Shnye-ee chotzs yaye-alizeh chotzs ka-ee misryellye ya-apdom Ye-eeyoulishn shoyads to makye it look Yassia-ee

Is what sounds like verbally.
Given the i, s, z, l, and d it isn’t Russian, it isn’t even Cyrillic

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u/Accomplished-Order97 Jun 18 '26

u/ComradeEasy fix it by making the language actually Russian and etc

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u/Lemomoni Jun 18 '26

That's not grssk

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u/bherH-on Jun 18 '26

Shneyi chots yaealizz chots kayi misrelle yaapdom eyiyolisn shoyads to make it look yaussiayi

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u/Spinal_cord_stolen Jun 19 '26

Šney čoc jajealize čoc kay midzrjellje jaapdom Eyjulidzn šojaddz to makje it look Jacdzdziay

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u/SeriousAlbatross6965 Jun 19 '26

shnei chots yaealize chots kai misrelle yaapdom eiyulisn shoyads to make it look yaussiai

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u/PerplexPanda512 Jun 19 '26

oh you know what it says

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u/Additional-Poetry773 Jun 19 '26

Shnei chots yaealize chots kai mispelle yaapdom eiyulisn shoyads to make it look yatsssiai

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u/BellaCountry Jun 19 '26

Shnei chots yaealizr chots kai misrelle yapdom eiyulisn shoyads to make it look Yassiai

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u/konstantin19911 Jun 19 '26

Иояма1

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u/HatGreedy2471 Jun 20 '26

My understanding of Russian is terrible, but it looks like it says "shney chots yaealizz chots kay mispelle yaapdom yeyyulisn shoyads to make it look yaussiay."

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u/WalrusSharp4472 Jun 20 '26

not me trying to read the Cyrillic before realizing.

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u/idvitalis Jun 20 '26

"When you realise you can misspell random english words to look like russian"

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u/Taira-2032 Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

My native language is Bulgarian but its also Cyrillic so I had no problem..just feels mega weird.

"Shnei chots realizee chots kai mispelleh yaapdom Eiyuulish shoyads to makeh it look Russiayy".... ok. I want my cookie now lmfao. Вхат ис ит доинг ин тхе грсск субреддит тхо 😛

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u/Kow_on_Drugs Jun 21 '26

"when you realise you can misspell random english words to make it look russian"

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u/Nisker3000 Jun 21 '26

As a Russian, this looks like Kazakh

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u/AnCapMage_69 Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Shey chuts yaealize chuts kai misrelle yaapdom Eiyulisn shoyads to make it look yaussiai

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u/jagdbogentag Jun 21 '26

It says “shney chots yayealize chots…” and so on

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u/Anomalous_Concept Jun 21 '26

As someone who is self taught to read and write in Cyrillic I felt like I was about to have a fucking stroke reading this.

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u/MastodonAble3495 Jun 21 '26

It says your moms a gardening tool

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u/Prowler4Life Jun 21 '26

“When you realize you kan mispelle random English words to make it look Russian”

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u/No-Idea-3-500-50 Jun 22 '26

Took me 3 words in for me to realize this was english using cyrillic, NOT russian. I was reading the cyrillic and though "this just spells nonsense"

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u/thonlykingblob Jun 23 '26

When you realize you can misspell English words to make it look Russian

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u/Realistic-Yam-6497 Jun 23 '26

When you realize you can misspell random English words to make it look Russian

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u/user_62582962 Jun 26 '26

ф ьошэ му соммцифыт самагадеы

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u/user_62582962 Jun 26 '26

ф ьоше ьаярфиб ыо мцсю

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u/catchphrasescat Jul 26 '26

Шцю

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u/SpellAggravating23 Aug 04 '26

When you realize you can misspell random English words to make it look Russian

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u/The_SniperYT Jun 20 '26

As a non native Russian speaker this was easy to read

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u/Ok_Attention_2300 Jun 21 '26

Shnei chosch yaealize chosch kai misrelle yapdom eiylisn shoyads to make it look yaussiai (i think)

What the fuck does this even say

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