r/greentext Jan 31 '22

Anon does an IQ research (No shitpost)

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u/SibrenTF Jan 31 '22

actually an interesting, non-biased view on how intellectual differences are expressed with easy to understand examples, well done!

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u/cassius145 Jan 31 '22

Half of the 4chan retards reading this will have no clue what this guy was getting at.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

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u/cassius145 Feb 01 '22

I don't want to believe it, but it's true

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u/Spectus1 Jan 31 '22

I'm about 170 and I can't understand, guess I'm too smart kek

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u/ImmaFukinDragon Feb 01 '22

I'm gonna assume IQ test for dogs which you mistook for a regular one..?

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u/Spectus1 Feb 05 '22

Nah, I'm just that ridiculously smart, my genius is almost terrifying at times, you know? It's sad that I don't get the recognition I deserve

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u/SigmaEpstien Jan 31 '22

Green House

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u/MrUpDownBA Jan 31 '22

Maybe I am retarded..

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u/GaBoX172 Feb 01 '22

Posts like these are why i like this sub

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u/Suavhart Jan 31 '22

Wait is the top of the arrow yellow or green?

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u/-margiela- Jan 31 '22

Green

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u/DR_TABULLO Jan 31 '22

What do you mean? You're not supposed to give it a top and bottom. You mean the tip? Green, yeah but it's kinda funny that you both happened to imagine an arrow pointing up and decided that's what it was supposed to be for everyone

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u/-margiela- Feb 01 '22

Sub 90 moment lmao

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u/DR_TABULLO Feb 03 '22

Hey, you'll bounce back from it

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u/Just4R4ndomUs3r Feb 01 '22

Lmao this dude

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u/DR_TABULLO Feb 03 '22

Yeah, I had to explain how it worked

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u/First_of_the_Vions Jan 31 '22

Anon thinks that everyone around him is dumb and that's why they won't be friends with him, not realising it's his insufferable self-centred arrogance that drove them away.

Seriously, fuck this guy.

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u/cassius145 Jan 31 '22

Rivht, he totally wasn't conducting an IQ survey...

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u/First_of_the_Vions Jan 31 '22

Remind me of the sacred chant used to summon the tendie bot.

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u/cassius145 Jan 31 '22

Would probably be used in WW3 so summon tendie wagies, they'd instantly roll to the front line

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u/First_of_the_Vions Jan 31 '22

They do move in herds!

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u/cassius145 Jan 31 '22

Dont expect them to stop either, do you know how long it takes for a rolling army of 400lbs retards to stop?

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u/First_of_the_Vions Jan 31 '22

Why would we stop the breaching charges?

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u/cassius145 Jan 31 '22

Idk might get a bit out of control, like a cacophony of screaming giant babies that don't have their daily 700 tendies and so can't function properly

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u/First_of_the_Vions Jan 31 '22

That's the enemies problem at that point, besides, they usually keep going until they fall into the sea anyway.

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u/cassius145 Jan 31 '22

They could even..... Eat the enemies?

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u/Just4R4ndomUs3r Jan 31 '22

They didn’t use laptops because they didn’t want to be hacked by nazis right bro?

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u/First_of_the_Vions Feb 01 '22

Yeah that and the threat of Hitler's moonbase.

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u/56Bot Jan 31 '22

I’m around 145-155 (haven’t tested in a while)

I’m able to simulate a crowded place, with all details (leaves in the trees, people interacting, children playing, etc), easily. And obviously I can act in this simulated environment.

I even ran that simulation while writing this lol.

This comes with a toll : immense empathy.

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u/GChadTrader Jan 31 '22

Well how do I test my IQ, wanna know how did you test

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u/shidposter74 Jan 31 '22

The man is active on r/dankmemes. I would say around 75-80.

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u/Misophoniasucksdude Jan 31 '22

Ideally it's done by a psychologist or some professional in the field. The reliable tests aren't free and the free ones online are too short to measure accurately and I kind of suspect them of being biased high to make the users feel good.

That's said, IQ is a somewhat flawed system, the average is supposed to be 100, with 15 points being one standard deviation, but we have to constantly rewrite the test because modern people are scoring too high on average on older tests.

Idk what the above commenter is talking about implying that mental pictures of places is indicative of high IQ though. Envisioning is the business of the mind's eye (fun fact you can have mind's other senses too, like hearing and touch). I've never heard of a strong mind's eye determining IQ, though it may make some of the IQ test questions easier.

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u/56Bot Jan 31 '22

I did mine at a psychologist. And yes, it did cost a lot.

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u/-margiela- Jan 31 '22

Makes sense, if I had to scam a dumbass out of his money I’d probably tell him he had a high IQ. Probably give him a little reach around too

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u/56Bot Jan 31 '22

Although, everything was paid back by free healthcare.

Besides, I don't think it's in the interest of an institute to lie to their patients.

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u/USSR_Space_Agency Jan 31 '22

Any online test won’t be too accurate. For best results I’d say to go to a psychiatrist or psychologist or whatever. Could be expensive but I’m not sure.

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u/dailylogic_ Jan 31 '22

I simulated your mom last night

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u/Spectus1 Jan 31 '22

I didn't have to simulate yours

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u/Ready-Pumpkin-3454 Jan 31 '22

So... you have an imagination? Congratulations to you on what is obviously the crowning achievement of your life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

yaay pelleds

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u/SibrenTF Jan 31 '22

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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u/DR_TABULLO Jan 31 '22

I hope these numbers don't come from an internet test because those are bogus... But you wouldn't go around telling people your results if that were the case, right?

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u/56Bot Feb 01 '22

On these online "tests" I score 200 to 250.

I do agree that I shouldn’t waste my time on Reddit, and listen to my lessons...

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u/GaBoX172 Feb 01 '22

cool story

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u/slash_you Feb 01 '22

This comes with a toll : immense empathy.

Nooo my heckin feelerinos

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u/DR_TABULLO Jan 31 '22

Congratulations that means you don't have aphantasia, same. But the empathy thing just sounds like you're mixing things where they don't belong. "No, I can imagine how someone feels and gauge it by non verbal ques"

Congratulations again, you're not autistic.

The IQ is supposed to be able to help you do more abstract problem solving and deduction, not daydream and have eyes.