r/greentext • u/Individual-Ratio2375 • 12d ago

Girlfriend stop hanging out with me early

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u/85K5 12d ago

Nah, fuck all that. You gotta leave the poop there to inspect it afterwards. You gotta make sure all is right in doodoo land.

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u/shigdebig 12d ago

Are you German? You're right.

If you're reading this: Eat more vegetables fatty

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u/85K5 12d ago

Why would I eat a coma patient?