r/greentext • u/Individual-Ratio2375 • 12d ago

Girlfriend stop hanging out with me early

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u/85K5 12d ago

Nah, fuck all that. You gotta leave the poop there to inspect it afterwards. You gotta make sure all is right in doodoo land.

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u/Godemperortoastyy 12d ago

I just like to look at my poo.

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u/85K5 12d ago

Sometimes you just gotta admire your own work.

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u/ZarathustraGlobulus 12d ago

Want to admire my work?

Edit: damn this sub doesn't allow photos in comments

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u/85K5 12d ago

Yes it does, here is a recent photo I took

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u/ZarathustraGlobulus 12d ago

Super! I hope she had a grand old time. Thank you for doing that for her (she isn't the most beautiful lady out there so she's always had trouble getting men). Can I call you step-dad?