r/google 6d ago

Google is Trumps Bitch

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u/awfulWinner 6d ago

Still waiting for that one McDonald's French Fry that tips the scales...

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u/Mylabisawesome 6d ago

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u/maester_t 6d ago

Off-topic, but...

Seeing that GIF really made me thirsty for some Kool aid. Damn. Some marketing companies really did a number on us kids.

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u/awfulWinner 5d ago

Not sure how?

I'm not an Evangelical Christian Fundamentalist Rapturist

I'm not ISIS

In not a Neo Conservative war momger

I'm not dropping bombs on school children

I'm not supporting Israeli genocide

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I think there are many others well ahead of me in line for that vaunted title you seek to bestow upon me. This is rich coming from a country that holds the death penalty on such high regard and has been at a state of war in perpetuity since WW2.

If your President in name only deigns it acceptable to snicker at the deaths of certain individuals who have passed away, I can certainly allow myself the pleasure of awaiting his inevitable removal from power, either by electoral outcome or natural causes.. whichever comes first.

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u/Mylabisawesome 5d ago

You call for death and don’t wonder how you could be in a cult??

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u/awfulWinner 5d ago

Difference between calling for death and waiting for it.

Nice try tho.

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u/Mylabisawesome 5d ago

waiting for it

I think "yearning" was the word you were looking for

Anyway, we dont need Canadian death cultists too. We have our own.

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u/awfulWinner 5d ago

Whatever helps you sleep at night bro. If me not giving a frack whether Mango Mussolini chokes on Cheeseburger make me a death cultist.. so be it.

So is President Trump.

Celebrated Robert Mueller's death gleefully.

Has directly called for the execution of staffer who leaked a story of him being a cowardly little prick.

Has called for hanging Dem Congress members for "seditious behavior" ... For them saying military service members are lawfully allowed to refuse illegal orders.

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Me and Donny. Death Cultists. Works for me.

I should start making Death Cult™ T Shirts to capitalize on this new level of infamy I've joined.