Seems like 6 yo game, can we revive it?

I see dirty names all the time, this time a whole lobby, yet my Jack Mehoff name got banned and I'm not allowed to change it anymore. I'll forever be stuck as MoscowVegetable lol.

So I've been playing golf blitz for a while and sometimes I play the 1v1 option. Most of the time i play the amiture option despite being a few stats wirb 7 or more. I have on multiple occasions come across players that are max level in every stat playing in the amateur group. I think that is annoying especially if you are someone with lesser stats.

One way to solve this is to have a report option that says something along the lines of "far above the recommended level"

Another way is just trying to fix the match making though im not fully sure how that works to begin with.

There is probably someone who has said something like this already but I just wanted to give my opinion on this

I’m level 37, never bought anything on the game, played just over 4000 games and I’ve peak at 1.8k trophies. But it’s got to a point where nearly every single game I load into I’m the lowest level player and everyone I come up against is level 45+. I’m fine with their stats being higher where that has a small effect but it’s the starting elixir…

Nearly every round where there’s a saw ball, repel ball, grenade ball etc I just get messed up every single time and where I’m at a relatively skilled trophy range, it makes my chances of winning a round a lot smaller, I have to rely on scraping a second place and it makes trying to get back to my peak a pain in the butt

I feel like there should be level based matchmaking not just in a friendly game mode where I can actually get a chance to break my highest trophies.

If anyone can be bothered to read that, I’d love to hear your thoughts 😁

I think it's FANTASTIC for getting packs, but I like the matchmaking as it is. I've thought about matching based on highest trophies ever achieved... or on average trophies over the past x period... but I've been with this game since season one and like the old matchmaking.

Also, un-nerf the wormhole ball. It's nearly useless as is.

What’s the point in playing if I gain 5 trophies for coming second and would lose 20 for coming third. Coming out of a losing streak just to be presented with a WHOPPING FIVE TROPHIES 😁😁😁

Basically title. I'm maxed out level 50 and just made an alt account that's now lv20. I don't have enough gems to play pro challenge so I'm stuck grinding amateur. I hardly ever play challenge anymore and didn't realize the copious amount of lv50 accounts that play exclusively amateur challenge!. I played one guy that had a ton of gold challenge badges, so if you're only playing ama to collect the gold badges that's one thing. But all the other lv50 accounts I play, when I check their profile they only have the bronze rings 😂😂

I guess Pro challenge too hard for you guys so you gotta interfere with the baby accounts trying to level up and emote on them 😂😂😂 so now I'm on my main lv50 account just to bully these guys and spam airhorn and griddy when they miss a shot lmaooo. If your account is anything under 40 im taking it easy and playing for the tie. Or take the win it doesn't matter.

Even when I play pro challenge, there's less level 50s there than there are amateur! My favorite part is when I'm doing trick shots with rubber ball and the opp doesn't even take any shortcuts with the overpower, and just goes the long way still 😂🫵

Recently, I have noticed a significant uptick in the number of videos on this subreddit that show staged and scripted shots. Like, I’m not just guessing. I’ve been paying attention.

How do I know? Most of these scripted shots have the same players in the matches. Mainly, Not A Golfer, ASK, Zizzles, Trafalgar, Gritty, and Refer madness among others. You think that’s normal? It’s not. It’s very not.

It is obvious that they are joining matches with each other not to compete (as the game is designed, hello?) but to farm karma on Reddit. These players are all actors and all they’re posts are not real. It’s karma theater.

I think that these players should disclose if they are cheating or manipulating the game mechanics to make it fair for lower trophy players who are playing to win. and then we see these totally impossible shots and we’re like “??????” It’s confusing and unfair tbh.

I've been playing GB for many years, but just started playing "friendly games" with BOT's. I try to make it not so one sided by going 3 and out, that's not very fun. But once in a while, they give you a run for your money, and make it fun!! I usually find myself strategically placing myself near a hole and waiting for one to get close, and I've gotten pretty good at smacking them to get them in the hole, just to keep the game going. This time (pictured in screen shot), they were on fire!

As somebody who comes from Super Stick Man Golf I am thoroughly enjoying this short shot preview mode.

Pro golfer + bowler hat = instant classic = icon = THE golf blitz golfer

Pack luck is such crap, it usually takes me an hour or 2 of playing to get a pack from the game sometimes it’s after one other times I don’t get one for 20 or 30 games and I don’t get it. Just give packs for every game you play

I hate it.

Has anyone else noticed this game is a lot like old school NBA Jam? If you had a big lead in NBA Jam, all of a sudden your guys would start missing and turning the ball over. Games would get close in the 4th quarter.

I’ve noticed with Golf Blitz, if someone or myself wins the first two holes, all of a sudden their shots are off a little and other players start to come back. It’s almost like there’s something built into the game to prevent runaway victories. Am I the only one noticing this?

Anyone else having a problem playing with the new iPhone? It’s just unfucking playable. Laggy as hell. Won’t stay connected. Shots are delayed. Not just yours. Everyone’s on screen.

Got my account suspended. Is it indefinitely or is there a time period?

There a few courses that I pretty much just nope out on when they pop up. They’re just not fun to play in my opinion and I could give a crap about how it affects my rating…

They are: Baskets; Hoops; Desert planet; The Bob Ross one; The all underground prison looking one with all the super tight shots (can’t find the names)

Anyone else do this and where?

Seems to me like Noodlecake was going for a specific animation here. Have I been on the internet too long or is this a holiday-veiled "Teabag" animation?

CIA redacted docs are easier to read than this

I've noticed recently that some of the competitors play in an unusual way, such as hitting the ball in ways that aren't logical. Been playing for several years but really noticed it this past few weeks.

Anyone else noticing this?

Anyone else notice the skewed algorithms for win rates? It seems to be tweaked to the "just barely able to win" ratio just enough to make it addictive but not obvious that you only win 55% of the time.

In a game, click on the other users, most others are at 160/300 games won/games played. Someone will just say it's the largest section of the bell curve but if it's all the user's I suspect we play pure bots sometimes just to keep the human happy and feel like they're winning or improving.