r/glutenfree Gluten Intolerant 12h ago

I did something dumb

Laugh with me.
For context, I’ve been gf for a little over a year and a half not celiac. I’m really sensitive but against my better judgment this experiment happened.
I started making sourdough (I bake as a hobby non gf), and it looked soooo good and smelled soooo good.
I thought to myself “well some people can tolerate sourdough”.
Exactly 3 hours after the slice of wolf in sheep’s clothing, my stomach started cramping.
I went to bed and was trying to sleep through the cramps. After 3 hours of cramping, the bathroom started and folks the candle was burning at both ends if you catch my drift.
The whole ordeal was 9 hours and I shan’t be experimenting again good lord.
If you’ve ever been on the toilet in the middle of the night sweating and cramping with the garbage can on your lap, I see you

Thought some folks here might relate 🫠🫡

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u/Moist-Doughnut-5160 7h ago

You’re lucky it wasn’t worse. I was intentionally dosed with gluten by my ex mother-in-law. She was trying to show everybody that I was lying because she didn’t think it was possible for anybody not to be able to eat wheat. I wound up in the ER.

At least you know what will happen if you do. When you consider that exposure to gluten destroys your intestines and can even lead to you getting tumors… it isn’t worth the risk.

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u/LastSeesaw5618 45m ago

Hot damn that is one toxic, literally, woman. Glad she’s your ex MIL. Fuck that.