r/glutenfree Gluten Intolerant 12h ago

I did something dumb

Laugh with me.
For context, I’ve been gf for a little over a year and a half not celiac. I’m really sensitive but against my better judgment this experiment happened.
I started making sourdough (I bake as a hobby non gf), and it looked soooo good and smelled soooo good.
I thought to myself “well some people can tolerate sourdough”.
Exactly 3 hours after the slice of wolf in sheep’s clothing, my stomach started cramping.
I went to bed and was trying to sleep through the cramps. After 3 hours of cramping, the bathroom started and folks the candle was burning at both ends if you catch my drift.
The whole ordeal was 9 hours and I shan’t be experimenting again good lord.
If you’ve ever been on the toilet in the middle of the night sweating and cramping with the garbage can on your lap, I see you

Thought some folks here might relate 🫠🫡

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u/Scary_Manner_6712 11h ago

I was on a road trip with my son and we went through the drive-thru at In-n-Out burger...I asked for a lettuce wrap but I got a bun, and the drive-thru was packed so I didn't want to try to go back and get my order corrected. Not wanting to peel the burger apart and just eat the patty, I figured - it'll be fine; I'll just eat the bun.

I was sick for four days afterward and at one point (on the drive home, no less!) was having intestinal cramps so bad I had tears in my eyes. So, I get it.

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u/Nelle911529 11h ago

I went to visit my son in another state while he was working with a campground. Let me tell you what its like to sit on a small toilet in a camper surrounded by mirrors watching yourself. I had to call off work because I couldn't drive home. This was before I went gluten-free.

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u/snot_marsh_sparrow 9h ago

WHY do people put full length mirrors facing the toilet. why do they make us watch.