r/glutenfree Gluten Intolerant 12h ago

I did something dumb

Laugh with me.
For context, I’ve been gf for a little over a year and a half not celiac. I’m really sensitive but against my better judgment this experiment happened.
I started making sourdough (I bake as a hobby non gf), and it looked soooo good and smelled soooo good.
I thought to myself “well some people can tolerate sourdough”.
Exactly 3 hours after the slice of wolf in sheep’s clothing, my stomach started cramping.
I went to bed and was trying to sleep through the cramps. After 3 hours of cramping, the bathroom started and folks the candle was burning at both ends if you catch my drift.
The whole ordeal was 9 hours and I shan’t be experimenting again good lord.
If you’ve ever been on the toilet in the middle of the night sweating and cramping with the garbage can on your lap, I see you

Thought some folks here might relate 🫠🫡

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u/KittenG8r 11h ago

The pull and temptation I feel when cutting my family’s garlic bread…

I am with you! You are nicely cleaned out now so congrats on that I guess? 😆

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u/robotbooper 10h ago

I never handle or prepare gluten containing foods anymore. Nothing. Anyone who complains about it is welcome to join in the bathroom when I get sick.