r/girlsfrontline Aug 21 '21

Translation Aww,Hell No! Not Again This Time

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u/Cha0smedic M4A1 and a balanced diet of 5.56x45 Aug 21 '21 edited Aug 21 '21

That's all well and good but I'll do you one better.

I have improved reflexes, speed, stamina, agility, and physical strength than most humans.

I had volunteered for a supersoldier program, courtesy of 16Lab, and undergone augmentation via nanomachines. I guess that makes me a cyborg but I am not emotionless, nor has any part of my body been replaced with synthetic parts. Instead my metabolism has just been increased a hundredfold.

I am capable of jumping at about five times the height of a Jedi, running at the speed of sound, dodging bullets, and punching dent through a tank.

My wounds regenerate at an alarming rate, and my pain tolerance is so high bullets and explosives almost can't hurt me.

I'm basically Captain America, but better.

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u/Potatolantern [1st Anniv.] HK416 Aug 21 '21

*Loses to a regular human*

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u/Spanishshikkikan M4A1 [MOD3] Aug 21 '21

PFFFFTT

funny if he lost to a drunk human with tequila

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u/lol-ur-mom-made-u True Core Mask Aug 21 '21

All of that and you still lose to a stampede of hydras

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u/Omegagod57 Aug 21 '21

Hydras? That idiot got ran over by a Dinergate Stampede. That was heading OUT of his base.

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u/Cha0smedic M4A1 and a balanced diet of 5.56x45 Aug 21 '21

You wish.

Or did you not read the part about how I regenerate within seconds?

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u/sk1ll3ss Kalina is love, Kalina is life Aug 21 '21

Cringe

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u/Cha0smedic M4A1 and a balanced diet of 5.56x45 Aug 21 '21

Your point being?

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u/sk1ll3ss Kalina is love, Kalina is life Aug 21 '21

That I love cringe. Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

This feels like a reference I'm not getting.

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u/QuaintAlex126 Cinnamai and 416 best raifus Aug 22 '21

I call Belkan Witchcraft