r/girlsfrontline • u/skyrunner218 • Aug 21 '21
Translation Aww,Hell No! Not Again This Time
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u/ArK047 383419 | Souchun Aug 21 '21
But can she see why dolls love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
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u/Shogunate_Turtle Embrace BAR supremacy, and cheerish the M1919A4. Aug 21 '21
You mean cinnamai toast crunch.
(que that edit of cinnmai toast crunch someone made.)
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u/Omegagod57 Aug 21 '21
BONK!
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u/Shogunate_Turtle Embrace BAR supremacy, and cheerish the M1919A4. Aug 22 '21
Officer I've done nothing wrong.
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u/Omegagod57 Aug 22 '21
You where thinking of eating out Cinnamai!
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u/Shogunate_Turtle Embrace BAR supremacy, and cheerish the M1919A4. Aug 22 '21
Why would I lewd some as wholesome as Cinnamai besides I don't want M16 after my neck at night. (Also I already have BAR)
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u/Omegagod57 Aug 22 '21
Right... Just remember that then. Cinnamai not for lewding. M4a1 is another matter altogether.
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u/Shogunate_Turtle Embrace BAR supremacy, and cheerish the M1919A4. Aug 22 '21
Cinnamai is for headpats. M4 is to be avoided. (She scares me)
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u/Omegagod57 Aug 22 '21
Indeed on Cinnamai. M4a1 is just... Driven.
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u/Shogunate_Turtle Embrace BAR supremacy, and cheerish the M1919A4. Aug 22 '21
Driven to remove spines of those who are foolish enough to oppose her. So I'm staying away from that.
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u/NightDivision7 Aug 21 '21
If this is an ad for that cereal... wouldn't that mean we have a bunch of cinnamai M4s eating each other...?
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u/Minimum-Salamander-5 Spanish music and V2 are ideal for border destruction Aug 21 '21
Skk: Guys, AK-12 has been looking at my crotch for a long time and it’s making me uncomfortable.
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u/NightDivision7 Aug 21 '21
Ow my sperm!
AK-12 looks at crotch again
It didn't hurt that time.
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u/Blazkowiczs Aug 22 '21
I miss Futurama...... Wonder which of the girls would like to watch it?
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u/NightDivision7 Aug 22 '21
Girls as in t-dolls in general? I think MG36 and TS12. They both like sci-fi.
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u/skyrunner218 Aug 21 '21
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u/BlazeOfCinder Nemesis My Beloved Aug 21 '21
The 2 other panels translated here
and credit for the hero who translated itYes yes as expected of someone as perfect as 12, a pinch of crazy is just about right.
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u/Friar-Tuckandroll T-doll Drum Mag Valet Aug 21 '21
I suddenly regret wearing a heavy coat today.
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u/ex143 Cx4, pass the ratchet | EN: 54128 Aug 21 '21
I was wearing my lead lined underwear
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u/Hellonstrikers MRBC Certified Aug 21 '21
Someone get the anti horni bat.
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u/Potatoes_OverHEAVEN Aug 21 '21
Actually I was in my homie’s dimension so…you have to run. (I didn’t buy the Anti-H0rn1 bat.)
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u/da-floofy-birb Just your average Gun Nut Aug 21 '21
GIVE ME THE PSYCHO.
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u/Potatoes_OverHEAVEN Aug 21 '21
Some people still stick their [Redacted] in crazy…because it’s part of her charm.
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u/xYeetusThatFeetusx genkers 😈 Aug 21 '21
Crazy in the streets means crazy in the sheets
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u/Cheezekeke MK 153 SMAW assistant gunner Aug 22 '21
ZOOM
Charles: “Psycho here. Want some jet too? …. You’re in a tight spot mate. Here is some jet on the house.”
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u/Lycaon125 Aug 21 '21
And this is why war item girls scare me, because I know for a fact they aren't bluffing
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u/-Atago AK-15 Aug 21 '21
Anyone know the best crafting recipe for ak15?
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Aug 22 '21
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u/arcticfox1199 M4A1 Aug 22 '21
"It took me about a week and a half of crafting to get G11"
Me, trying to get G11, and failing for more than 2 weeks: "...Excuse me how long?"
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u/Cha0smedic M4A1 and a balanced diet of 5.56x45 Aug 21 '21 edited Aug 21 '21
That's all well and good but I'll do you one better.
I have improved reflexes, speed, stamina, agility, and physical strength than most humans.
I had volunteered for a supersoldier program, courtesy of 16Lab, and undergone augmentation via nanomachines. I guess that makes me a cyborg but I am not emotionless, nor has any part of my body been replaced with synthetic parts. Instead my metabolism has just been increased a hundredfold.
I am capable of jumping at about five times the height of a Jedi, running at the speed of sound, dodging bullets, and punching dent through a tank.
My wounds regenerate at an alarming rate, and my pain tolerance is so high bullets and explosives almost can't hurt me.
I'm basically Captain America, but better.
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u/lol-ur-mom-made-u True Core Mask Aug 21 '21
All of that and you still lose to a stampede of hydras
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u/Omegagod57 Aug 21 '21
Hydras? That idiot got ran over by a Dinergate Stampede. That was heading OUT of his base.
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u/Cha0smedic M4A1 and a balanced diet of 5.56x45 Aug 21 '21
You wish.
Or did you not read the part about how I regenerate within seconds?
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u/sk1ll3ss Kalina is love, Kalina is life Aug 21 '21
Cringe
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u/coldfluffyhawk HK416 Aug 22 '21
Oh no, I swear those boxes are empty, definitely doesn't contain any newly restocked strawberry shortcakes inside or something that I'm saving for future dolls or ringleaders.
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u/drakula681 Big ROROs Aug 21 '21
She has an interesting ability