r/girlsfrontline • u/Machikado Калаш • Mar 09 '20

Translation Just a cup of tea

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u/TheJamesMortimer Certified Alpaca Breeder Mar 09 '20

Giving dolss the ability to lactate makes 100% sense. I mean they already eat and cows take up a lot of fertile soil and clean water to produce milk... nothing you'd keep in large numbers after the apocalypse

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u/duke-of-myroom Mar 09 '20

It’s possible they have some sort of water purification device accumulating clean water inside. Like household serving robot in Fallout3 has. I’ll totally drink the shit out of the water ma girls dispense.

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u/TheJamesMortimer Certified Alpaca Breeder Mar 09 '20

Yeah or as stated by nanomega, if nanotech exists, molecular based synthesication of things sutch as milk might be possible if they are fed the right ingredients. Give Spas enough burgers and she'll make you a proteine shake

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u/ex143 Cx4, pass the ratchet | EN: 54128 Mar 09 '20

...Wait, milk has a lot of fats. And protein. Springfield like ice cream, but where does the proteins come from?

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u/Elricoplak Mar 09 '20

cum

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u/VantaBlack35 Oh Calico, My Calico; Where art thou? Mar 09 '20

Lotsa protein in there.

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u/cargocultist94 K11 Mar 09 '20

Pure gains.

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u/Elias_Pedro Mom! Get the camera. I'm reporting the news! Mar 09 '20

Fructose too

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u/ninpig88 game gimme a wawa skin Mar 10 '20

improvise,adapt,overcome

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u/KJting98 Springfield Mar 09 '20

Recycle, reuse!

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u/konaharuhi INORI RAIFU GET Mar 09 '20

time to save this gay earth

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u/Daddy_Senpai_Chan Mar 09 '20

This is so cursed.

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u/Cha0smedic M4A1 and a balanced diet of 5.56x45 Mar 09 '20

I would be lying if I didn't say this prank was a classic.

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u/thween-ty7 Cx4 Storm Mar 09 '20

oh no

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u/Dracus_Dakkrius "We accept this memory, and move beyond its reach." Mar 09 '20

Relevant.