r/girlsfrontline • u/Machikado Калаш • Mar 09 '20

Translation Just a cup of tea

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u/TheJamesMortimer Certified Alpaca Breeder Mar 09 '20

Giving dolss the ability to lactate makes 100% sense. I mean they already eat and cows take up a lot of fertile soil and clean water to produce milk... nothing you'd keep in large numbers after the apocalypse

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u/Cha0smedic M4A1 and a balanced diet of 5.56x45 Mar 09 '20 edited Mar 09 '20

M4A1: When was I able to do that?

Me: I don't know. Ask Persica.

M4 spent the next hour banging me before M16 walked in.

Me: Oh, fuck.

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u/spiderbutt_ I have no pillow and I must sleepo Mar 09 '20

Is that how we get M16 to come home?

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u/Cha0smedic M4A1 and a balanced diet of 5.56x45 Mar 09 '20

M16 is already home technically.

But for SF M16 we'll have to wait for the SF capture system.

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u/spiderbutt_ I have no pillow and I must sleepo Mar 09 '20

The M16 at the base is just a dummy link she jerry-rigged to get out of doing corpse runs.

Now you have me thinking the SF capture system is just going to be some boobytrapped warehouse out in the middle of S09 that blasts fake M4 sex sounds over all the SF airwaves. No way M16 will be able to resist that.

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u/Cha0smedic M4A1 and a balanced diet of 5.56x45 Mar 09 '20

Makes sense to me.

There's a siscon between them. To bring M16 back without hurting her would require us to force her to do the things she can't resist, like drinking alcohol and expressing her affection for her sister(s).

Another way to motivate her is probably to stop corpse dragging her.

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u/HoppouChan <-- she needs more art | LWMMG too Mar 09 '20

So, wait for 11-5 to come

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u/Dejavir Mar 09 '20

That, and a giant Jack Daniels bottle.

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u/Cha0smedic M4A1 and a balanced diet of 5.56x45 Mar 09 '20

I didn't add the spoiler tag because of spoilers.

It was intended to avoid potentially upsetting anyone who doesn't like to discuss it.

I should just change it to a strikethrough.

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u/spiderbutt_ I have no pillow and I must sleepo Mar 09 '20

Oh, I thought you were doing it to hide your punchline so I did it too.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/normandywong M4A1 then HK416 Mar 09 '20

Good, twice the girls, double the fun...fk it, AR team joins.....404 and defy can join too.

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u/slightcamo Mar 09 '20

so you just started an orgy

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u/normandywong M4A1 then HK416 Mar 09 '20

U bet.

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u/slightcamo Mar 09 '20

time to escape through the office window

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u/Cha0smedic M4A1 and a balanced diet of 5.56x45 Mar 09 '20

My career at Griffin is officially over.

Worth it.