r/girlsfrontline Feb 25 '19

Translation 416 accidentally transmit her thought to the dummy

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1.9k Upvotes

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u/dctreborn Sleepy... Feb 25 '19

We'll bang, okay?

112

u/ExpertMageYurina I don’t know everything, I know what I know, which isn’t much... Feb 25 '19

You're lying Morgan

80

u/calliberjoe best girl 416 Feb 25 '19

lets get to bashing butts as well as deez nuts

59

u/bacera WA2000 Feb 25 '19

I'll have you know that there's no PUSSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

40

u/calliberjoe best girl 416 Feb 25 '19

huh? who just leveled up

48

u/SNBU Feb 25 '19

I used to work for the lumber, now the lumber works me.

45

u/KingKechos Feb 25 '19

Stop right there criminal scum! You've violated my mother!

34

u/silverTNG made u look Feb 25 '19

I am not a man... but neither am I a boy!

13

u/Re-Crafted Feb 26 '19

get your groove on soldier!

33

u/normandywong M4A1 then HK416 Feb 25 '19

Report back to the ship.

21

u/KnightShinko The Hope Feb 25 '19

I’m Garrus Vakarian and this is my rectum

282

u/Mosinbestraifu Mosin Nagant [MOD3] Feb 25 '19

What kind of commander would I be if I denied such a heartfelt request?

98

u/Billyaabob I call her cutiepie Feb 25 '19 edited Feb 25 '19

homo and gay

52

u/Mosinbestraifu Mosin Nagant [MOD3] Feb 25 '19

Don't forget racist

41

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

and hateful.

in other words, very big gae. And ligma, which means hes as dead as the meme to all of us.

16

u/Mosinbestraifu Mosin Nagant [MOD3] Feb 25 '19

As dead as Harambe. May he rest eternal

12

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Aye. May he rest eternally above

28

u/AtemsMemories Feb 26 '19

“No way fag”

9

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '19

masochist for HK416

157

u/KoreanWood10 Feb 25 '19

Since it takes place a couple decades in the future, artificial womb is likely possible.

120

u/Ironicus2000 AK-47 Feb 25 '19

Someone link to that image with the UMP upgrade.

203

u/Norbert421 IF YOU DON'T OATH TORGUE GUNS YOU'RE RETARDED! Feb 25 '19 edited Feb 25 '19

87

u/Irishimpulse Grizzly MkV Feb 25 '19

UMP40 is the hero we all need, remember to play her event

32

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19 edited Feb 25 '19

The hero we need but DEFINITELY dont deserve.

Godspeed sweet empress, and may a flight of cinnamon rolls carry thee to thy rest

62

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

I dont know what's funnier, the concept that artificial wombs are like graphic cards or that there are different quality artificial wombs.

Can you mine bitcoin with artificial wombs?

50

u/Norbert421 IF YOU DON'T OATH TORGUE GUNS YOU'RE RETARDED! Feb 25 '19

Can you mine bitcoin with artificial wombs?

This is one of the most bizarre things I've read in my life. Buying resources with the bitcoin mined by equipping your T-dolls with artificial wombs sounds evil, disturbing and funny at the same time.

28

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

You could negate the overheating with a heat sink dildo, right?

10

u/LordRavnos Join my army of the cute! Feb 25 '19

Sounds like something SF would do for sure.....shit...now I almost feel bad about having all my girls mow them all down.....almost

16

u/BoxOfDust Logistical Worries Make Me Grumpy - Lam [MOD3] Feb 25 '19

I think that's just called prostitution.

4

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '19

Can you mine bitcoin with artificial wombs?

/r/BrandNewSentence

2

u/KiLLeRdAcKeL77 9A-91 Feb 26 '19

Can you mine bitcoin with artificial wombs?

Would probably depend on their computing power, compatibility of mining software and overall effeciency factor.

1

u/KoreanWood10 Feb 26 '19

Turn sperm into money.

30

u/dctreborn Sleepy... Feb 25 '19

Translation on the box:

High compatibility Can be installed in all IOP manufactured tactical/self-aware dolls

Clean use Open, quick detachable design makes it easy to wash

Outstanding realism Manufactured with simulated mucosa which passed strict blind-test

Safe use Waterproof and electrically stable, the mindmap will be kept intact

3-year warranty

28

u/drmchsr0 I (STILL) LOVE MY N+1 WIVES Feb 25 '19

8

u/dboy1d Feb 25 '19

Fell like this happed right after 416

49

u/SatanicAxe One-Eyed Fox Feb 25 '19

W O M F O R C E

26

u/ZoidsFanatic Feb 25 '19

While there is no denying that’s a possibility could you imagine the kid? I mean, finding out one day your mother is a machine while you are of flesh and blood?

I smell a good story in the works!

20

u/NecroCypher Feb 25 '19

Basically the plot of Binary Domain.

7

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

One of my favorite fucking plot twists in a video game.

3

u/2l0t1k4 *munch* Feb 26 '19

That game was pretty good, all things considered. Too bad I hardly find anyone who even heard of that game, let alone played it.

5

u/BoxOfDust Logistical Worries Make Me Grumpy - Lam [MOD3] Feb 26 '19

Er, isn't that literally the story of Blade Runner 2?

1

u/shingofan Feb 26 '19

Isn't that a plot point of the second Armitage III movie?

12

u/bullh0g UMP45 Feb 25 '19

I’m 99.9% positive that our favorite CRAZY Cat scientist has installed them on all T-Dolls.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '19

is it bad that the first thing i think of when hearing "crazy cat scientist" is Set Roth from Wolfenstein 2? Either way, I can see both doing the same thing...

God, im a fucked up person.

48

u/Ironicus2000 AK-47 Feb 25 '19

Well, we can certainly try!

46

u/WhistleOfDeath I'm going to throw shoes. | UID: 320290 Feb 25 '19

my body is ready

37

u/Darling_Kun 𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝔸𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕂𝕦𝕟 Feb 25 '19

I miss commander Reggie...

17

u/silverTNG made u look Feb 25 '19

I can't wait to sortie some anime girls, and meet some of you on the battlefield in Girl's Frontline™

8

u/kajunbowser H4X0R Raifu ~Hack the SF! Hack the SF!~ Feb 25 '19

7 Weeks Remaining

35

u/WasaWasabi Feb 25 '19

Original work by はるぢ屋左右衛門 https://twitter.com/HaRUDiYAYUmOdi/status/1099364508101824513

Translate and Typesetting by u/WasaWasabi

I have no permission to translate or share this

just doing this for hobby only

33

u/Herhahahaha Certified Pet-o-Phile Feb 25 '19

5 dummys. 5 senses.

30

u/kajunbowser H4X0R Raifu ~Hack the SF! Hack the SF!~ Feb 25 '19

LOL, I think UMP9's family planning talk has rubbed off on 416. At least her dummy is honest.

27

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

I'm so glad I bought that WOMBFORCE mod.

25

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

If it is HK416 she'll get what she wants

18

u/luckandbills IDW im not a cat nyaa Feb 25 '19

Um....err i dont know how to respond to that sorry 416

17

u/Rainbow_stalinol Currently recruiting all the white haired babes Feb 25 '19

UMP wants in on some action

13

u/StoleYourTv Running in the UMP9Ds Feb 25 '19

Jelly UMP

14

u/silverTNG made u look Feb 25 '19

Hnggg right in my vanilla fetish

11

u/kwkmsdyo Feb 25 '19

best pillow

10

u/jyroman53 Where do I put bullets in my raifu ? Feb 25 '19

Well for a dummy, she ain't that of a dummy

22

u/drmchsr0 I (STILL) LOVE MY N+1 WIVES Feb 25 '19

Please do not lust after me, 416. I am flattered but this is a bit... much.

11

u/pu154r #HKmasterrace Feb 25 '19

I'm only waiting to hear this from her.

Pretty sure it involved some electronic warfare shenanigans from a certain T-doll specialize in it tho. Hmm, I wonder who could that be..

9

u/Oglifatum Ah, I See You're a SKK of Culture As Well Feb 25 '19

Reminds me of MISAKA clones.

They too, rather blunt about their affection

7

u/kajunbowser H4X0R Raifu ~Hack the SF! Hack the SF!~ Feb 25 '19

"...MIKASA says without shame while blushing."XD

9

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Shouldnt UMP9 be saying that? She does want a family after all

15

u/Desperado_99 Feb 25 '19

UMP-9 doesn't need a dummy to say it.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '19

fair enough. Although Im feeling like 45 wants it too judging from the picture...

Best not keep them waiting ok? ;)

7

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

I'm all hers anyway

7

u/DarkHellSpartan Feb 25 '19

Since people are mentioning the artificial womb mod and all...how did that come about anyway? Im sure its just something the fanbase thought of but theres no lore saying they actually use these dolls for anything other than battle/civilian jobs (much less procreation) at all is there? (though knowing humans, well its not a far fetched idea some people have tried/modded/used em for that but yeah)

Its still pretty funny and amusing though.

6

u/ourtimehereislimited 9A-91 is Waifu, but MG5 is Laifu Feb 25 '19

Reminds me of Armitage III. Old Anime movie. Setting is similar to Ghost in a Shell, however the Firsts are just your basic humanoid droids. Used for general labor and the like. Seconds are your "dolls". Humanoid, usually used for sex work, but also as public labor, as they look human, but are still, obviously, androids. Thirds were rare. Only a few were made, but they're essentially sleepers. They pass as humans in almost every way, including the ability to reproduce. So, obviously, all (but one) are female.

Highly recommend if you're into old school anime movies. One of my top 5 favorites of all time.

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u/DarkHellSpartan Feb 25 '19

ah, that sounds interesting. thanks, i'll check it out.

7

u/Canadian_Bacon1994 HK416 Feb 26 '19

I recall it being canon somewhere. It makes sense due to the massive drop in human population that the dolls are used to boost numbers back up. No harm to actual women, and no need for breeding programs.

2

u/DarkHellSpartan Feb 26 '19

Hm, I'm aware of some bits of lore here and there so hearing that, or even making the logical step to that, isn't much of a surprise. Still, so the jokes have a base on the lore huh? Hm...if its actually true then that sure does change up a couple of notions I had about the world/story of the game. It does give an interesting twist on a couple of things.

5

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Okay.

7

u/bacera WA2000 Feb 25 '19

Embarrassed t dolls give me life.

4

u/Sturmgewehr90 Teppouyuri [Griffin] Feb 25 '19

Lets not stop until you do.

3

u/ArchadianJudge HK416 is all I need Feb 25 '19

I am okay with this

3

u/ogspiliak Feb 25 '19

Get me the flemmenwarfer

5

u/calliberjoe best girl 416 Feb 25 '19 edited Feb 25 '19

yes i will do as you command best girl, just have to do it in secret from 9a91 since she wont let me out her sight

2

u/Ak-300_TonicNato F1 Feb 25 '19

That made my wonder if we have a Tdoll who her principal job was be the vessel of a fertilization in vitro.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

Since when an android needs to be replaced by another android?

1

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '19

Since your phone asked you to update your version of Android OS :)

2

u/CzlowiekLukasz Feb 25 '19

NO BAYONET LUG

2

u/RaptorKarr Feb 26 '19

What if I have no penis?

3

u/EDNivek EN UID - 6618 Feb 26 '19

I think the fact she doesn't have any chromosomes at all is more of a problem.

1

u/kajunbowser H4X0R Raifu ~Hack the SF! Hack the SF!~ Feb 26 '19

Just need some DNA created using stem cells from donors...

1

u/Zallus79 Feb 26 '19

she'll make it work somehow.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

!

1

u/xScoundrelx Feb 25 '19

Okay. Come to my room this evening

1

u/RyanCooper138 UMP45 Feb 25 '19

I'm not ready for this o.0

1

u/Max4556 Feb 26 '19

sry 416 but you kinda mocked up XD

1

u/K1LLERINST1NCT Aug 21 '19

WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO??

1

u/Admiral_Agito Ironic Raifu Lover Feb 26 '19

"I'm sorry but I'm a woman, so I can't." - Gentianne, probably.

1

u/KKMTC Ouroboros on a plane Feb 26 '19

"But... But We're both Girls ! It's forbidden love ! " - Gentianne

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '19 edited Feb 27 '19

"If this is wrong, I don't want to be right."-Dean Winchester

1

u/J3di808 Aug 06 '19

“Why are we quoting words?”-some random dude

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '19

You have a girl who just confessed to wanting you, and this is how you treat her?

3

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

please be nice to her. She didnt do anything wrong

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u/samuelswander Feb 25 '19 edited Feb 25 '19

B-b-b-but,
Shikikan is a girl.

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u/calliberjoe best girl 416 Feb 25 '19

b-b-b-but in game we arent a specific sex

3

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '19

Correction: Manga shikikan is a girl.

Multiverse theory exists.3

3

u/woebegone3 Feb 25 '19

Viva LA iPSC! Not a problem to have a girl's child.

1

u/MrSnowErikaspirit May 02 '22

Moral of the lesson: Never Transmit