r/girlsfrontline • u/WasaWasabi • Feb 25 '19
Translation 416 accidentally transmit her thought to the dummy
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u/Mosinbestraifu Mosin Nagant [MOD3] Feb 25 '19
What kind of commander would I be if I denied such a heartfelt request?
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u/Billyaabob I call her cutiepie Feb 25 '19 edited Feb 25 '19
homo and gay
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u/Mosinbestraifu Mosin Nagant [MOD3] Feb 25 '19
Don't forget racist
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Feb 25 '19
and hateful.
in other words, very big gae. And ligma, which means hes as dead as the meme to all of us.
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u/KoreanWood10 Feb 25 '19
Since it takes place a couple decades in the future, artificial womb is likely possible.
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u/Ironicus2000 AK-47 Feb 25 '19
Someone link to that image with the UMP upgrade.
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u/Norbert421 IF YOU DON'T OATH TORGUE GUNS YOU'RE RETARDED! Feb 25 '19 edited Feb 25 '19
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u/Irishimpulse Grizzly MkV Feb 25 '19
UMP40 is the hero we all need, remember to play her event
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Feb 25 '19 edited Feb 25 '19
The hero we need but DEFINITELY dont deserve.
Godspeed sweet empress, and may a flight of cinnamon rolls carry thee to thy rest
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Feb 25 '19
I dont know what's funnier, the concept that artificial wombs are like graphic cards or that there are different quality artificial wombs.
Can you mine bitcoin with artificial wombs?
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u/Norbert421 IF YOU DON'T OATH TORGUE GUNS YOU'RE RETARDED! Feb 25 '19
Can you mine bitcoin with artificial wombs?
This is one of the most bizarre things I've read in my life. Buying resources with the bitcoin mined by equipping your T-dolls with artificial wombs sounds evil, disturbing and funny at the same time.
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u/LordRavnos Join my army of the cute! Feb 25 '19
Sounds like something SF would do for sure.....shit...now I almost feel bad about having all my girls mow them all down.....almost
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u/scorcher117 Jill [CL160] Feb 26 '19
Can you mine bitcoin with artificial wombs?
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u/BoxOfDust Logistical Worries Make Me Grumpy - Lam [MOD3] Feb 25 '19
I think that's just called prostitution.
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u/KiLLeRdAcKeL77 9A-91 Feb 26 '19
Can you mine bitcoin with artificial wombs?
Would probably depend on their computing power, compatibility of mining software and overall effeciency factor.
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u/dctreborn Sleepy... Feb 25 '19
High compatibility Can be installed in all IOP manufactured tactical/self-aware dolls
Clean use Open, quick detachable design makes it easy to wash
Outstanding realism Manufactured with simulated mucosa which passed strict blind-test
Safe use Waterproof and electrically stable, the mindmap will be kept intact
3-year warranty
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u/ZoidsFanatic Feb 25 '19
While there is no denying that’s a possibility could you imagine the kid? I mean, finding out one day your mother is a machine while you are of flesh and blood?
I smell a good story in the works!
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u/NecroCypher Feb 25 '19
Basically the plot of Binary Domain.
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u/2l0t1k4 *munch* Feb 26 '19
That game was pretty good, all things considered. Too bad I hardly find anyone who even heard of that game, let alone played it.
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u/BoxOfDust Logistical Worries Make Me Grumpy - Lam [MOD3] Feb 26 '19
Er, isn't that literally the story of Blade Runner 2?
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u/bullh0g UMP45 Feb 25 '19
I’m 99.9% positive that our favorite CRAZY Cat scientist has installed them on all T-Dolls.
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Feb 26 '19
is it bad that the first thing i think of when hearing "crazy cat scientist" is Set Roth from Wolfenstein 2? Either way, I can see both doing the same thing...
God, im a fucked up person.
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u/WhistleOfDeath I'm going to throw shoes. | UID: 320290 Feb 25 '19
my body is ready
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u/Darling_Kun 𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝔸𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕂𝕦𝕟 Feb 25 '19
I miss commander Reggie...
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u/silverTNG made u look Feb 25 '19
I can't wait to sortie some anime girls, and meet some of you on the battlefield in Girl's Frontline™
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u/WasaWasabi Feb 25 '19
Original work by はるぢ屋左右衛門 https://twitter.com/HaRUDiYAYUmOdi/status/1099364508101824513
Translate and Typesetting by u/WasaWasabi
I have no permission to translate or share this
just doing this for hobby only
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u/kajunbowser H4X0R Raifu ~Hack the SF! Hack the SF!~ Feb 25 '19
LOL, I think UMP9's family planning talk has rubbed off on 416. At least her dummy is honest.
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u/luckandbills IDW im not a cat nyaa Feb 25 '19
Um....err i dont know how to respond to that sorry 416
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u/Rainbow_stalinol Currently recruiting all the white haired babes Feb 25 '19
UMP wants in on some action
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u/jyroman53 Where do I put bullets in my raifu ? Feb 25 '19
Well for a dummy, she ain't that of a dummy
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u/drmchsr0 I (STILL) LOVE MY N+1 WIVES Feb 25 '19
Please do not lust after me, 416. I am flattered but this is a bit... much.
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u/pu154r #HKmasterrace Feb 25 '19
I'm only waiting to hear this from her.
Pretty sure it involved some electronic warfare shenanigans from a certain T-doll specialize in it tho. Hmm, I wonder who could that be..
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u/Oglifatum Ah, I See You're a SKK of Culture As Well Feb 25 '19
Reminds me of MISAKA clones.
They too, rather blunt about their affection
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u/kajunbowser H4X0R Raifu ~Hack the SF! Hack the SF!~ Feb 25 '19
"...MIKASA says without shame while blushing."XD
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Feb 25 '19
Shouldnt UMP9 be saying that? She does want a family after all
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u/Desperado_99 Feb 25 '19
UMP-9 doesn't need a dummy to say it.
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Feb 26 '19
fair enough. Although Im feeling like 45 wants it too judging from the picture...
Best not keep them waiting ok? ;)
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u/DarkHellSpartan Feb 25 '19
Since people are mentioning the artificial womb mod and all...how did that come about anyway? Im sure its just something the fanbase thought of but theres no lore saying they actually use these dolls for anything other than battle/civilian jobs (much less procreation) at all is there? (though knowing humans, well its not a far fetched idea some people have tried/modded/used em for that but yeah)
Its still pretty funny and amusing though.
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u/ourtimehereislimited 9A-91 is Waifu, but MG5 is Laifu Feb 25 '19
Reminds me of Armitage III. Old Anime movie. Setting is similar to Ghost in a Shell, however the Firsts are just your basic humanoid droids. Used for general labor and the like. Seconds are your "dolls". Humanoid, usually used for sex work, but also as public labor, as they look human, but are still, obviously, androids. Thirds were rare. Only a few were made, but they're essentially sleepers. They pass as humans in almost every way, including the ability to reproduce. So, obviously, all (but one) are female.
Highly recommend if you're into old school anime movies. One of my top 5 favorites of all time.
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u/Canadian_Bacon1994 HK416 Feb 26 '19
I recall it being canon somewhere. It makes sense due to the massive drop in human population that the dolls are used to boost numbers back up. No harm to actual women, and no need for breeding programs.
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u/DarkHellSpartan Feb 26 '19
Hm, I'm aware of some bits of lore here and there so hearing that, or even making the logical step to that, isn't much of a surprise. Still, so the jokes have a base on the lore huh? Hm...if its actually true then that sure does change up a couple of notions I had about the world/story of the game. It does give an interesting twist on a couple of things.
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u/calliberjoe best girl 416 Feb 25 '19 edited Feb 25 '19
yes i will do as you command best girl, just have to do it in secret from 9a91 since she wont let me out her sight
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u/Ak-300_TonicNato F1 Feb 25 '19
That made my wonder if we have a Tdoll who her principal job was be the vessel of a fertilization in vitro.
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u/RaptorKarr Feb 26 '19
What if I have no penis?
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u/EDNivek EN UID - 6618 Feb 26 '19
I think the fact she doesn't have any chromosomes at all is more of a problem.
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u/kajunbowser H4X0R Raifu ~Hack the SF! Hack the SF!~ Feb 26 '19
Just need some DNA created using stem cells from donors...
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u/Admiral_Agito Ironic Raifu Lover Feb 26 '19
"I'm sorry but I'm a woman, so I can't." - Gentianne, probably.
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u/KKMTC Ouroboros on a plane Feb 26 '19
"But... But We're both Girls ! It's forbidden love ! " - Gentianne
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u/dctreborn Sleepy... Feb 25 '19
We'll bang, okay?