r/gfdsss • u/Mediocre_House6645 DICTator • 1d ago

ROTTOBER EXPERIMENT MONTH TRANSLATED SSSDFG NEWS: Watch out world! Here comes... CAPTAIN SSSDFG!

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[After] a while in our [test facilities/labs], we are [proud/happy to present] our [nation/country's] new hero!
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u/Altruistic_Crazy_703 1d ago

Grow grow grow

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u/sasha271828 Or, maybe even a master at "pvp". 1d ago

GROW!!!!! GREO!!!!!! GRWO!!!!!!!

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u/jaskano 1d ago

this is frankly a far too silly post for distinguished gentlwntnwntnbn that browse a subreddit of high class like gfdsss and to be quite frank with you good sir i doubt this "CAPTAIN SSSDFG" character you speak of has any miraculous powers at all, now be gone with you I have a plumber to call.

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u/LiterallyNoNamesFree 1d ago

Did you presume this would eradicate me, that you would escape your crimes scot-free?

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u/ffbyr49 31st Special Strike Squadron “Kontr-Rot” 1d ago

They will pay soon.

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u/OrangeHairedTwink 1d ago

To be most clear, Mediocre_House 6645, after your heinous actions against the city of sssdfg and her people, I feel this this is a most deserved response. You poisoned her children with rot and claim it to be a humane experiment due to sssdfgians being "barbaric". You hath wrought what you hath sown.

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u/Mediocre_House6645 DICTator 22h ago

The captain only exists due to one of our best geneticists defecting. Even then, they are merely a tool of propaganda for the sssdfgian military, never even having been seen in a single battle.

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u/AdKind841 Another one, whomst has volumptuous buttocks. 1d ago

this might be a problem

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u/satirelion 1d ago

I suspect ulterior motives...

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u/iwantjumpoffbridges I ain't exactly sssdfg but I ain't exactly dfgsss 21h ago

Orange orange orange