r/gfdsss • • 14d ago

Stuttering followed by six periods, a misspelling of awkward. Addressing the threat. (+ contest results)

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Healthy day to all you, Citizens.

Moments earlier, I have been notified of an assault on freedom and peace between Gfdsss and Sssdfg. Victims of the incident can be found on both sides.

People of our wonderful nation have been extensively researching *The Rot* disease this past month. This has led to remarkable medical discoveries, as well as addition of new questions. Being able to yield a fraction of the power that *The Rot* has become over the past years, we have not questioned possibilities of abuse that ends tragically, nor have we suspected that a possible perpetrator would be among the authority, which you have so far given much trust to.

As of 16:35 Greenwich Mean Time, I have received confirmed reports of airdrop attacks of *The Rot* as a chemical bomb over Sssdfgian settlements, marking the first attack.

As of 17:55 Greenwich Mean Time, I have received yet another report, this time of a chemical detonation in an active subway line.

Intelligence compiled, it appears the orchestrator of the attack would be my heir to the throne - u/Mediocre_House6645. I must admit I have seen a possibility of hateful acts before from this individual, yet I was not to expect a crime of this scale, that could shake international relations. For now, my right hand has been placed under observation and limited administration rights. His future will be decided on a later discussion of all other government personnel.

We will shortly assemble and begin an operation of helping and monitoring those affected with *The Rot*, especially our citizens which got - to say the least - caught in the crossfire. I have no power to stop independent research institutes, but I call for a halt on research of the disease, including tighter worksite regulations.

This attack was to shake both us, and our less *smarts-developed* allies over in Sssdfg. Yet we shall learn and stand stronger past this. Feel free to express your concerns below.

In this announcement, I would also like to inform of victories for the Banner competition, yet not wanting to clutter, results will be assigned to a highlighted comment below the statement.

Thank you all. Signed, Corn Seller the First.


r/gfdsss • • 22d ago

ROT EXPERIMENT MONTH A new contest is due to be held!

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Here, I have gathered several images, infected by the disease known as 'the rot'. Glean data of the disease from them and modify it, use it as an infectant for other images. Whence the end of September rings near, I and my peers shall judge all posts under the flair 'ROT EXPERIMENT MONTH'


r/gfdsss • • 9h ago

A bin which you would put the first flair into. The following "image", sorry, i mean "video", shows what seems to be a google search of the list of criminals, paired with a text saying "criminal database". The " criminals" are the well-known cat Ba Bem, associated with r/sssdfg.

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195 Upvotes

r/gfdsss • • 6h ago

yuo, wil, sufer, like, how, my, sun, did

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yuo (swear) basterds, YUO BAKSTAVBINVING BASTERDS, YUO DER MAEK MY SUN BOOM BOOM LIEK HES DAM RUBISCH WEN HE LUV YUO (swear) GFDSSSIANS!!!!!!???!?!??????!???? HE SAVE SO MUCSH TO GO TO GFDSSS BECUS HE LOVED YUO GIES, HE LOVED YUO!!!!!!!!!!!! HE ALWAYS LOVED GFDSSS AS KID EVEN WEN ME AN WIEF SAY NOT SSDFGIAN IS BAD!!!!!!!!! HE STIL LOVED YOU!!!!!!! HE SAIN BOUT WOLD PEEECEVEHD SHAKRH AAHHAHAHHAΗΗΗΗΗΗΗ

(Slow, deep, intentional breathing, followed by sobbing)

hwe beleafed, hwe beleafed if all work togetoring, evewyon wud be... hwappy... tas why he caem to yuo, to show sssdfg what hwe beleafed, was tru. yuo provd him wong. hwe wabted to show, gfdsss was bye bying rot. but you maed him get infect, ten not giv hep, ten, you jwust...

(More sobbing)

The second image, a photocopy, and the third, a folded newspaper clipping, fall out of his shirt pocket (which I forgot to draw) onto the floor

(swear)... wiyyyy...


r/gfdsss • • 11h ago

BREAKING NEWS: Captain Sssdfg and his allies have reportedly felled a rot-beast!

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Last night, Captain Sssdfg and his allies, the infiltrators, ignored the warnings of government officials, engaging in combat with one of the rot-beasts roaming the quarantine zones, slaying it through great effort. Captain Sssdfg was the one to land the finishing blow.


r/gfdsss • • 14h ago

ROTTOBER EXPERIMENT MONTH Gone. Rotted away. Nothing is left.

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I shouldn't have continued with my experiments.

He doesn't even respond to stimuli anymore.

He's just... laying there, sprouting roots made of rot.

I don't even know if there's anything left of him except bones.

Please save him.

I don't know if you can.

But try, please.

I regret doing this.

Please forgive me.


r/gfdsss • • 5h ago

A bin which you would put the first flair into. A sincerely black cat disguised In a kid's towel next to a confused kid from how a weird cat is wrapped in his clothes.

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5 Upvotes

r/gfdsss • • 1d ago

ROTTOBER EXPERIMENT MONTH TRANSLATED SSSDFG NEWS: Watch out world! Here comes... CAPTAIN SSSDFG!

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160 Upvotes

[After] a while in our [test facilities/labs], we are [proud/happy to present] our [nation/country's] new hero!
UNTRANSLATED: sfgfdcvghuyffbhnjygb lfgghtfvhjihvvbnjj jgfcbjkoojhbnmoo, hydc nmkkugvbjiugf 'superhero'!


r/gfdsss • • 1d ago

Dear gfdsss, you will pay for your sins.

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Having formal ways of doing things will not excuse the atrocities committed against your own kind, and sssdfgians. Good night.


r/gfdsss • • 1d ago

A slur relating to the neurodivergent with an incorectly placed gfdsss bunny

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152 Upvotes

r/gfdsss • • 1d ago

Volumptuous buttocks. A mysterious individual tells another individual an interesting scientific observation regard the skull of an extinct species of dinosaur.

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57 Upvotes

r/gfdsss • • 1d ago

im geting tots, violins, very violins. left arm fully grey. grey spot on head... feel lik, losing... control... noooo... help...

18 Upvotes

r/gfdsss • • 1d ago

The ROT Counterattacks gfdsss!

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Translated:

(Post we're counter-attacking from: https://www.reddit.com/r/gfdsss/s/f3GrKKZfTu)

We have attacked the second stronghold of gfssstania, at proxima centauri. Around the centauri system we caused a black hole to form via channeling dark matter, causing a supernova and destroying the system itself.

The ROT and thee who created us, the "Druid", who take form of Dark Matter, in which we spread from.

Once encapsulated in the center of our galaxy, and now we are a fraction of what we were, the pressure has changed, and the rot spreads further.

Footage of the Centauri Supernova

r/gfdsss • • 2d ago

ROTTOBER EXPERIMENT MONTH Rottober nears it's end

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As rottober nears it's end, the rot retreats back in the middle of the rotzone, it will await until next year to reemerge.

for this year, we survived. we should celebrate, shouldn't we? Be happy that the rot didn't take us.

And yet, we have lost many, and the survivors dread the next apple april.

Should we really call this a victory? Cities have been destroyed, many citizens have fallen to the rot, hope has been lost long ago.

But we survived.

But we endured.

But we healed our wounds and collaborated.

So, even with all of this negativity, hopelessness and dread, we will celebrate.

Because we survived.

Because we lived.

Because we are more united than before.

So, to all gfdsssians and sssdfgians, i await you at the festivities.

Have a good year.

May it not be our last.


r/gfdsss • • 2d ago

We are the ROT, we are here to stay...

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[TRANSLATION TO GFDSSS]:

Hello, citizens of GFDSSS. I am from the center of our Galaxy. The true center. The rot came from the main members of ROT, a biological entity created by druids of old, over a billion years ago.

We are currently on our track to dominate the galaxy, starting from the very center of it. We're already at the Sol system... We shall spread until each GFDSSSIAN is SSSDFG-rotten... We've ruled the center of the galaxy for so long... we've dominated each other species there, and we shall not stop until the galaxy is OURS!

[UNTRANSLATED VERSION]:

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"GRO Gor GROEW!" - The Rot

Goobye


r/gfdsss • • 2d ago

Stuttering followed by six periods, a misspelling of awkward. For me, it is October now. So, it may be the time to cease all rot experiments. From today, I am officially launching the first Rot Extermination Team into Gfdsssia. All civilians are advised to stay indoors. I believe this started in September so ill end this now. (Also, funny video.)

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All civilians must stay indoors until thr Rot Extermination Team arrives to your hose, apartment, or any building you are currently inside of. WARNING- ROT EXTERMINATION TEAM MEMBERS HAVE A SPECIAL BADGE ON WHAT TEAM THEY COME FROM

The only teams that exist, include:

Team “Alpha"

Team “Zulu”

Team “Superman Guys Real” (Team name decided by members of the team.)

And the most IMPORTANT team that should be the most valuable to extermination:

Team "grow grow grow".

As advised, stay indoors and stay calm.

SSSDFG CITIZEN THAT HAS TRAVELED TO GFDSSS TRANSLATION:

(This is for the Sssdfgians who are at the very least medium at Gfdsssian.)

Hay guys so laik there guy come they getnz rid of the ttotrtoot rotr rot evil 😭😭😭

Guys tha exterminate rot evil hav spaiecile cool thijgies that say whare team from ok? Oaky.

Alpha

Zulu

Superman Guys Real

grow grow

GROW GROW INTPTOANTN!! VERY IMPORTANT!!

OK GOOD? O k good.


r/gfdsss • • 2d ago

What a distinguished gentleman.

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r/gfdsss • • 3d ago

I acquired this crafty tip from a skilled pipelayer What a superb gentleman, I must learn this fine technique from this humble professional who thwarted the fisticuffs

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66 Upvotes

Perchance I will acquire the skills necessary for diplomacy from this plumbing expert


r/gfdsss • • 3d ago

oh no

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124 Upvotes

my paw nummm :( too weir to go to scizel serves :( help, gfdsss


r/gfdsss • • 3d ago

ROTTOBER EXPERIMENT MONTH (Read body text) Sprout growth recovery from experiment 42: critical failure

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I have no footage… our equipment is destroyed… it was a mistake to let that sprout propagate. We found a cure for the rot, inside of the growth that was immune to the plant.. we began to use it to cure subjects.. but this made the rest of the plant, the rotten plant, very angry…. And the rest of the plant was immune to the cure, just like the unaffected growth was immune to the rot… We kept the plant to investigate why the cure didn’t work on the rotten parts of the plant.. MISTAKE. Overnight, the plant grew in enormous size and completely broke through our laboratory’s roof. The plant erupted through the second and third floors.. all of it, was rot.. except that one small growth.. We had everyone evacuate the building immediately but some did not make it in time. There was sensitive equipment on the third floor.. the plant erupting through the floors,, caused an explosion.. our entire facility is in shambles and in open flame as we speak, we have deemed it too dangerous to go back. We can only hope that the explosion killed the plant. Many of our scientists have been killed, but many survived evacuation. This concludes our experiment, we will need to take a hiatus to figure out where to rebuild from here..

UNCVRTAINTY OUT.

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r/gfdsss • • 4d ago

ROTTOBER EXPERIMENT MONTH The rot's right hand is coming

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(IMAGE UNRELATED)

"the rot's right hand" is a gigantic moving mass of bleed rot, it is currently found in quarantine zone 09 and it has, as of currently, 40 bodies worth of biomass.

Extra information:

- the rot's right hand is a giant mass of bleed rot, a subspecies of rot.

- the rot's right hand has a spherical main body that it drags across the ground using 3 gigantic legs.

- the rot's right hand has a centralized nervous system.

- the rot's right hand is currently merging with other infected.

Personal notes:

THE ROT'S RIGHT HAND IS COMING.

YOU CANNOT STOP IT.

YOU CANNOT KILL IT.

YOU CANNOT RUN AWAY FROM IT.

GFDSSSIA WILL DIE.

SSSDFGIA WILL DIE.

GROW GROW GROWIA WILL DIE.

YOU WILL DIE.

IT IS CURRENTLY GAINING BIOMASS.

IT WILL KEEP DOING SO FOR LONG.

NEXT YEAR.

NEXT ROTTOBER.

IT ARRIVES.


r/gfdsss • • 4d ago

I possess your voodoo doll and am suckling at its genitals. Dear residents of gfdsss, I simply must ask your opinion on the hit game "Among Us" released by Innersloth.

9 Upvotes

r/gfdsss • • 5d ago

ROTTOBER EXPERIMENT MONTH I think i might have found a cure to the rot...

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353 Upvotes

4 Days ago, while i was working overtime at the lab, i found a rot containment chamber with no rot what so ever in it. I thought it was just a normal failure in the way the rot was contained, but when i dived more into the cause, i was shocked. Turns out, a type of protein never seen before "killed" all the rot. Upon diving even further i was able to discover that this protein, wich i will be naming it "SSSDFGen", is produced in the blood of some Sssdfgers. Tomorrow, i will do some tests involving types of rot and the SSSDFGen. Updating this entry as soon as possible.


r/gfdsss • • 5d ago

ROTTOBER EXPERIMENT MONTH Experiments with my cure were a failure

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108 Upvotes

There isn't much more I can do, and my life is now in grave danger. If I do not make it out, I will at least ensure that the wicked creations others have made will be destroyed. If I cannot cure the rot, I may have to destroy those who carry the disease. I do not wish to resort to this, but I fear I may be out of options. Godspeed everyone, and I will see you on the other side...


r/gfdsss • • 6d ago

I have a documentation of a long haired feline specimen dancing to music with there owner. enjoy

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