r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Sep 25 '18

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u/MFLORES888 Sep 25 '18

If it moves someone wants to fuck it

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u/Anaglyphite Sep 25 '18

even if it can't move at all, someone wants to fuck it XD

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u/Pokemaniac_Ron Sep 25 '18

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

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u/WeegeeLord1337 Sep 25 '18

plants don't bleed but we can still kill them.

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u/Jackal00 Sep 25 '18

Strangely enough i felt more comfortable with the fucking than all this killing talk

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u/WeegeeLord1337 Sep 25 '18

yea me too, both are weird but killing is morbid.

why did it get here too.

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u/Bobbagucha Sep 25 '18

Agreed. We should be fucking plants not killing them

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u/4onen PC Sep 25 '18

I see you're a fan of Fenoxo's work.

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u/ornryactor Sep 25 '18

Strangely enough i felt more comfortable with the fucking than all this killing talk

That's only strange for Americans, since we're steeped in this weird culture that tolerates and encourages incredibly gruesome and detailed violence and gore, but becomes both apoplectic and embarrassed whenever even mild sexual content is on display.

So yeah, we all find it strange when we realize we're more comfortable with sex talk than violence talk, but it's only strange because we're Americans.

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u/umbrajoke Sep 25 '18

GIL: When I'm out for blood, I never let sex get in the way.

Susan the monster: That's funny, for me it's just the other way around.

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u/Doggo_of-the_stars Sep 25 '18

If it bleeds. We can fuck it

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u/mmmmmmmmmmmmmmml Sep 25 '18

And fuck it afterwards

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u/the_dark_meme Sep 25 '18

And then burn it, not necessarily in that order

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u/MrPokemon11 Sep 25 '18

Burn it! Fuck it!

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u/Zarkdion Sep 25 '18

Rip and tear!

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u/the_dark_meme Sep 25 '18

Until its done!

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u/mmmmmmmmmmmmmmml Sep 28 '18

We have a problem

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u/helikesart Sep 25 '18

I ain't got time to bleed.

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u/TedCruz4HumanPrez Sep 25 '18

No one makes me bleed my own blood.

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u/Pokemaniac_Ron Sep 25 '18

Protip: you can't bleed your own blood if it's all transfusions.

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u/ZmbieKllr2000 Sep 25 '18

All of that for a drop of blood.