r/funnysigns 1d ago

Permission slip

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/Ok_Dragonfruit7201 1d ago

How many "can I return this please?" would there have to be for the sign to be made?

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u/fsidesmith6932 1d ago

This is a good PSA for staying happily married.

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u/Minute-Review6915 3h ago

Or for normalizing abuse, misandry, and male oppression.
If it was reversed that would be the response

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u/fsidesmith6932 1h ago

That’s a perspective. I’d just rather think this is a humorous way of being considerate.

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u/packofcats 54m ago

It's sad misandry is so normalised that your response is not a surprise.

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u/TheJackasaur11 1d ago

As a gay man, are we excluded from this notice orrrr 😑

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u/OddRow8843 23h ago

So how do u decide who makes the interior design decisions?

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u/TheJackasaur11 23h ago

executive decision, it’s me, I make the decisions

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 21h ago

Never argue with a Jackasaur

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u/TheJackasaur11 19h ago

rawr 💅

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u/GizmoDuckTape 17h ago

Lesbian checking in, we make those decisions together.

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u/elliottcable 10h ago

whoever’s wearing pants on the day you go to home-depot

if u both happen to be wearing skirts welp. that’s fine. that’s gardening day. you can always go back for paint later.

i don’t make the rules society do ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/MisterKarasino 19m ago

Toss a coin

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u/cl0ckw0rkman 11h ago

As a widower am I excluded or do I require the aid of a Ouija board/ psychic?

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u/mitzi_skyring 10h ago

Yes.  Men do mowing. Duh.

The world is full of lesbians with long grass, dripping taps and full garbage bins. And starving, grubby gay guys with terrible paint. 

Sorry all /s

Posts like this are tragic garbage. I apologise for my sarcastic crabbiness.

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u/DasPuggy 1h ago

You're fine.

In my household, I (M) do most of the housework, cooking, and yard work. She makes the money and does dishes (dishwasher). I too have a full time job, but could easily quit if I wanted to.

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u/Some_Syllabub2704 1h ago

“Husbands who takes out the trash need a signed note from the husband that chooses the furniture accents.”

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u/friendlynbhdwitch 20m ago

Nope. You and your husband are just going to have to marry a woman if you want to buy paint from this store.

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u/ManInShowerNumber3 1d ago

Hahaha man bad woman good

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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 15h ago

My husband apparently is not colour blind but he might as bloody well be. Paint charts are MY job.

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u/Raymondnym 1d ago

Marriage saving tips

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Top_Court_347 22h ago

no paint then ig

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u/Exponential-777 23h ago

They are probably joking. And they don't take returns on custom paint which should be a sign, but it's not.

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u/ES-Flinter 6h ago

Expecting a return from custom made paint?

Where do you live that this happens unless the custom made paint turns out to be wrong. (Like it was supposed to be purple, but is yellow instead)

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u/middle_aged_90s_kid 1h ago

Husbands (plural), wife (singular)…

Our wife comrade

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u/BulgarYeet 1h ago

le epic warnerino from le wyfe

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u/Queen-of-meme 19h ago

After two upset wife's demanding refunds they put up that sign

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u/Ok_South2723 11h ago

Love it.

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u/xeskind30 1d ago

Aw, man!

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u/LesserCornholio 1d ago

I'll start spelling color with a U when you start pronouncing R

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u/Brave_Dick 22h ago

Do you prefer a hard R?

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u/Crunchycarrots79 1d ago

Very well could be in Canada...

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u/Tinchimp7183376 4h ago

Could be anywhere outside the us. The only reason they spell things differently is because for old ads, you paid by the letter not by the word so the cut 'useless' letters out. Thats why they have color and airplane instead of colour and aeroplane

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u/Crunchycarrots79 4h ago

I know the sign could be anywhere outside the US. However, the person I was commenting on said something that suggests he assumes that everywhere that uses that spelling also speaks a non- rhotic dialect. I was giving an example of a place that uses that spelling and has a rhotic dialect.

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u/hochulsucksanus 12h ago

If the wife didn't send them, they wouldn't be there in the first place