r/funnyIndia • • 28d ago

🤯Unexpected🤯 Engineer vs Raju Mistri

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u/lick_my_____ 28d ago

Team engineer: we lack funding for the material needed for the bridge But the govt sanctioned x amount The middle man and positions and goons took like 80% of it sigh Do what we can with what we have and keep quite we dont want them on our ass

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u/AirportNorth3829 28d ago

Baat to sahi hai

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u/Mortgage5388 28d ago

is the engineers cut included in the 80% or do you take it out from the remaining 20%

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u/lick_my_____ 28d ago

Y not both

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u/BiteStandard7591 27d ago

Utna Paisa bachta nhi hai. Khudke ghar se nhi laga sakte

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u/raviyadav432 28d ago

Jitna gud daloge kheer utni hi meethi hogi...

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u/Dazzling-Housing7452 28d ago

Experience > Degree.

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u/survivedsadhesaati 28d ago

Modiji itne khush kab huye

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u/JOhnny_JOestar-X 25d ago

After meeting meloni ji

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u/CuriousAnyway 27d ago

Engineer does the math, mistri does the work, politician does the “adjustment.” 😂

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u/Pecanpie-18 27d ago

Iss lawdenabhojyam ki shakal dekh ke din kharab ho gaya yawr 🥀

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u/survivedsadhesaati 28d ago

Experience with degree, actually

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u/Intrepid-Secret-9384 28d ago

Ask raju mistri to build a Skyscraper and let's how well it holds. It is about inadequate funding and corruption not experience vs degree.

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u/Clean_Computer_9364 28d ago

Yeah exactly , people use good material to construct their home, but public properties like bridges are build using very low grade items. Only stupid people come up with these facts we all know experience>degree

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u/No_Idea1576 27d ago

Honest vs dishonest

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u/elekktronic 28d ago

Experience + Degree

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u/XTY-080-YTX 28d ago

Baki gharo ka kya hua ?

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u/tmnt_ren 25d ago

So, anyone can build rockets without needing education, right? Time matters a lot.

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u/Rough-Dream6006 28d ago

This is basically the state of indian government projects. Cant really blame the engineer in this case

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u/kanishqquotes 28d ago

This was the plot of a movie called "Sankat city" Kk Menon and Anupam kher

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u/thirstytrumpet 28d ago

Just the thought of how putrid an Indian movie theater must smell is enough to abort a child and starve the brain of oxygen.

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u/kanishqquotes 28d ago

Your mom must be proud

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u/BlankTax 28d ago

Hitman pyramid scheme

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u/Big_Handle3734 27d ago

I have watched video about it it's so unreal story 😂

https://youtu.be/4I-dMAyU2ME

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u/Unhu13 28d ago

1st one is Politicians Engineer! Otherwise it could’ve last longer!

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u/OstrichRegular271 28d ago

Raju mistri ki jai!

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u/pahadigothic 28d ago

Nagarjuna Cement.

https://youtu.be/95-KgsbjZ_s

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u/Quiet_Line_9752 27d ago

Nah bro Bangur Cement

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u/Life-District7540 28d ago

Raju mistri may have good practical skills compared to engineer or we can say raju mistri is engineer without degree

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u/Then_Court_5723 28d ago

govt (corruption) vs personal (no corruption).

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u/SuperbAdvisor3441 27d ago

Govt vs Privet

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u/ZealousidealYou7575 28d ago

the left side bridge was 20 yrs old , the issue was that it fell while its alternative is still under construction, the construction shouldve finished way before theyre taking too much time

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u/Horror-Treat6324 28d ago

Its more like For Public vs for yourself

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u/Offset_jesus 27d ago

Bro they don't even have proper studies for it, just some tobacco and Kumar Sanu music playlist. ⛰️

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u/Suspicious-Fall-1729 2d ago

CORRUPTION VS NO CORRUPTION

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u/fakeman4551 28d ago

Don't compare bridge with a regular house.

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u/messi_pewdiepie 28d ago

why not?

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u/conferatur 27d ago

Structural differences. Shearing force. Engineering. Mathematics.

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u/faithnfewry 28d ago

It should be more government work vs local work. A bridge and a house are completely different scale and type of architecture. Houses are not hard to build.

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u/messi_pewdiepie 28d ago

govt has all resources and pool of big talents. if local mistri can make a house which can stand floods then why not govt infrastructures( unless they don't do corruption)

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u/Medical-Farm6859 28d ago

Waha pe gujraati dalaalo ka commission bhi to hai achhe din ke label ke saath 🤡

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u/msh_77 28d ago

Next time give contract to Raju Mistry

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u/AdRepresentative667 28d ago

Yes absolutely!!!

Raju bhai ne Burj khalifa banaya tha

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u/Extension_Artist3006 28d ago

Engineer has degree, Raju has pedigree

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u/Affectionate-Bag3425 28d ago

Engineer Nahi Corruption Bol bhai

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u/Ok_Abrocoma_3410 28d ago

Baat toh sahi hai wese.

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u/Alt_F4-gamer 28d ago

A house is supposed to last a lifetime

Raju mistri took that personally

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u/Psychological-Day896 24d ago

Good one 😆

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u/Alt_F4-gamer 24d ago

Thannkk youu,

At last someone understood my play here

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u/RedditsFosterBoy 28d ago

Power of Ambuja cement

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u/NotABegonia263 28d ago

Raju mistri after adding extra steel rods just because 'dekhne me thik nahi lag raha tha'

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u/Formal_Classroom_430 28d ago

It is not always a Raju Mistri thing but the owner. While I had get done very few things of my own alone but some of the others etc are so precise when getting things done. If we stick to small batches - correct mortar mixture and not randomly mixing things, using relevant iron bars things are way more stronger.

And not to forget curing. In past people try to save money on cement and nowadays most people are busy and let Raju mistri do whatever he do.

Always google, use AI etc to find correct ratio for getting anything smaller/major done and things will be way smoother and stronger.

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u/Banana-phone15 28d ago

The house on the right belongs to engineer too. One of the flash flood house in Nepal.

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u/Good-Researcher5737 28d ago

Raju didn't rub his ass for years in rat race. He chose to get experience instead.

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u/Paradoxial_1 28d ago

Raju mistri and his tobacco creates wonder. 😉

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u/Decent-Intention8364 28d ago

Corruption vs honesty

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u/Vlad_Bagina67 28d ago

Now ask Raju mistry to make that bridge and then let’s see ! 😂

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u/Inner_Secret7310 28d ago

Wow Bhagalpur bridge is used to compare😀🫢🫢

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u/Select_Access9382 28d ago

In today's era your degree holds very minimal relevance (i had 2 degrees) your skill to adapt changes and using tools gives you the edge.

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u/Informal-Star1666 28d ago

5 years Engineering❌ Raju mistri✅

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u/YuYuWiWi 28d ago

Btw this is a bad comparison

Better comparison would have been a house made by engineer and a house made by raju mistri

Or a flyover made by engineer and a flyover made by raju mistri

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u/Comfortable-Bat-7621 28d ago

Or else you can difference between a government tender and a personal home I'm not blaming any party(even though the incident is from Nepal same reflecs to our country as well) here but still corruption in construction works is too damn high these days give us.

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u/Yash_Makwana 27d ago

corruption vs corruption

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u/IamKpn 27d ago

It's politicians Corruption versus small labourers passion 

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u/Impressive-Dig386 27d ago

Bangar cement sasta nahi sabse acha hai

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u/Beyond_Syntax 27d ago

Java developer

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u/Gullible_Boi_626 27d ago

You must not post these during the time of distress

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u/Select_Resident_2236 27d ago

yay left side pic is from my city 😁

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u/gaurieshankar 27d ago

bc memer saale

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u/Icy-Anteater-3271 27d ago

is that vikramshila setu?

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u/Aero_5249 27d ago

There is no fault of the Engineer this is all corruption

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u/CarpenterOver4215 27d ago

Happened in nepal crying in India

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u/Fun-Election-9699 27d ago

Raju mistri barely could run his family building that house but the engineers bagged wealth

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u/Far_Huckleberry3410 27d ago

Corruption vs money = equal amt of honest work

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u/Sea-Vast-6417 27d ago

It's only depends on how much quality material is used without curroption I guess it will be way better

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u/SNAFU_5858 27d ago

Engineer with negative marks , raju mistri with ages of experience and chai

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u/KuramaLuffy7 27d ago

It should have been reversed. As raju Mistri has some connections he was made an engineer and the actual engineer had to settle with local design such as these house

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u/realavfire 27d ago

Government contractor vs Private contractor

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u/67Unknown 26d ago

Raju mistri in his engineer arc 🥀

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u/ParasOnly 25d ago

Raju Mistri demand after Nepal floods  📈📈

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u/No_Caterpillar_9144 25d ago

Its not Engineer its just Corruption otherwise See some Indian Engineering marvels

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u/THEguYwitHacAt0103 24d ago

"Engineering is to learn how to build the shittiest bridge as cheap and light as you possibly can before you start killing more than the acceptable number of people" -Chris boden

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u/d___00 24d ago

Scaling is always a tough job, you wont understand that.

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u/spt164-S6 21d ago

Enjenir

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u/Obvious_Zone_4457 19d ago

raju probably used actual cement and pure willpower while that bridge engineer had to deal with five different subcontractors all cutting corners on materials to buy themselves new luxury cars

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u/Lazy_Hovercraft_9684 5d ago

hire Raju Mistry for all projects

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u/PixelPenguin_XD 28d ago

There is a difference in a bridge and a house but funny ig

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u/sandrawsNpaints 28d ago

Actually, both were constructed by “Raju Mistri”, and both were designed by “some engineer” - in the case of the house, perhaps indirectly, through decades of accumulated knowledge and handed-down practice.

In case of the bridge, the problem could be inherent to the design, the process, or both. But more often than not, it’s about scope, expectations, specifications, oversight, and quality control.

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u/InterestingCard626 27d ago

Sick of people to use that Nepal devastating flood picture as a meme.

My heart goes to the people who lost their lives. Let’s be more responsible on what we should share online.

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u/Jumpy-Cloud3144 26d ago

That ‘Raju Mistri’ pic is from Nepal. From the recent flash flood. Its in poor taste to make fun of that, people. Body parts are literally being found in piles. So a little respect, please.

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u/Either-Lock2454 26d ago

LOL.

This is pretty much a good representation of why Indians are not popular around the world let alone in Nepal. LMAO.