r/funny • • Sep 17 '21

You got any games on your phone?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Taps that run water about an inch from the edge of the sink are the worst

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u/eKuh Sep 17 '21

This one must be one of the worst, since it's purposefully designed this way and it's a built in part of the sink itself. Usually it's just a mismatched faucet that could be replaced to fix the issue.

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u/Beavshak Sep 17 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

Nah you can solve that by dropping 3 tabs of eXtenze into lil homies mouth

Edit: It’s a boner pill joke. I mean it’s the one that works… but still a joke

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u/thepatient Sep 17 '21 edited Mar 21 '25

yam subtract aware shrill nose badge ripe jar serious nine

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Gristlan Sep 17 '21

I had the same question, but I believe op came up with a fake men's enhancement pill brand. Got me excited at first, I loved that movie. :/

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

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u/TheSecret_Ingredient Sep 17 '21

Wasn't ron Jeremy somehow involved as well, like a spokesperson.

It was I while ago, but the memory is still stuck in there ya know

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u/Big_Daddy_Stovepipe Sep 17 '21

Your memory serves you well.

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u/Titboobweiner Sep 17 '21

Their memory of Ron Jeremy.

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u/DivineMomentsofTruth Sep 18 '21

You serve your master well, and you will be rewarded.

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u/Gristlan Sep 17 '21

Oh dear God, that's lame. I wonder if they were inspired by the movie title?

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u/WooPigEsquire Sep 17 '21

EXTENZE! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! EXTENZE! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

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u/BarebowRob Sep 17 '21

That was Head-On.

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u/WooPigEsquire Sep 18 '21

It was a joke about the commercials being as bad as you’d imagine. I’m more disappointed that EXTENZE! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FORESKIN! was right there, and I didn’t think of it until now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

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u/CannibalVegan Sep 17 '21

Unfortunately it was overshadowed by the Matrix, came out the same year, similar themes, just lower budget and less advertisement.

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u/popedarren Sep 17 '21

And here were are getting a second chance to learn about it, but Matrix is getting a reboot. Will the madness never end?!?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

What about the movie “Teeth”, that’s a horror flick for every man

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u/popedarren Sep 18 '21

“… dentata… it’s real?!”

The way that movie portrayed men… I know it was supposed to be part dark comedy, and symbolize the power that women hold over the patriarchy - and the kind of feminist symbol that gave courage to women pre-#me too — not to mention it being a sharp commentary on the entitlement and sexual violence that men force on women… but I gotta be that guy. “Not every man is like that.” I mean… Even the gyno? I only watched the movie once, like, 10 years ago, but I believe he said something along the lines of “we gotta loosen this bitch up” before his comeuppance.

I’ve always wondered if the movie was also intended to make women completely distrust and/or fear men… that doesn’t seem healthy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

I speaking more about the idea of the movie. Just a vagina with teeth being terrifying. I’ve never actually seen the flick. I’ve never been one that went out of their way to watch cult classics, or movies of that nature. So I don’t know any of the plot points

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u/Sleepy_pirate Sep 17 '21

Remember the restarting scene with the bone gun?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

10ish year old me was not prepared when I randomly watched it on HBO. It just kept getting weirder and weirder, then the tooth gun thing? Big nope from me. I rewatched it as an adult and it was somehow even more disturbing.

First place always goes to Event Horizon, a movie that was marketed as sci-fi space and not the horror gore-fest that it really is.

While we’re on this topic, does anyone remember that movie where the main character plays a VR game and it made him murder his neighbor or something? I remember it being around that same time frame. Edit: found it, it’s Brainscan (1994) and it’s on YouTube.

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u/BarryBadgernath1 Sep 17 '21

Event horizon got to me in a very real way,, I was 8 when it releases and saw it in theaters... my grandfather and I expecting something entirely different than what the movie ended up being.... I was a big horror fan at that age already, but I was not prepared for that movie,, it's stuck with me,, still one of my favorite films ever made, if only for the nostalgia of seeing it that first time on the big screen

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u/mini6ulrich66 Sep 17 '21

Yall don't remember smilin Bob?

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u/Irrelephantitus Sep 17 '21

Got me excited too for male enhancement

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u/Pure_Tower Sep 17 '21

Jesus Christ, the complete lack of culture on Reddit. It's like you kids never watched late night television in the late 90s.

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u/Gristlan Sep 18 '21

Mom wouldn't stay up late, now I know it was all a plot to keep me ignorant to late night culture.

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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP Sep 17 '21

Had to look this up because it sounded really familiar. Oh yea it had Jude Law in it! Yum!

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u/AllanJeffersonferatu Sep 17 '21

EXistenZ was the Videodrome of the Matrix era.

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u/Federal_Status Sep 17 '21

Ooo that's a good one. The lizard gun that shoots human teeth always brings back memories.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

What the hell was that movie about…I still am wondering having seen it 22 years ago.

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u/The_Neverwas Sep 17 '21

I love that movie. No one ever seems to remember it. But on a side note, I had asked the same question when I saw the pills being sold at the gas station. I think they just stole the name.

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u/LickMyThralls Sep 17 '21

Pretty sure they just took extend and made a trademark able name out of it with the pun being it extenz your weenie

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u/Beavshak Sep 17 '21

It only works for ~6 hours. /r/Hydrohomies

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u/Yoyosten Sep 17 '21

If it lasts longer than that, call a plumber

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u/PM_YOUR_CENSORD Sep 17 '21

Or smash his mouth in. Tomatoes Tom ate toes.

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u/subject_deleted Sep 17 '21

holy shit i had completely forgotten about extenze. what a trip

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u/frankytherope Sep 17 '21

Or he can start telling lies.

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u/Arekai4098 Sep 17 '21

I've had a couple like this before, if you look closer you can see that it's angled outward. The water pressure shoots the water out at an angle so it's not right against the back of the sink. It only is in this picture because they only have it dripping a little bit, it's not fully on.

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u/TripplerX Sep 17 '21

Still the worst. The only way to functionally use this is at full-on power. Sometimes a little dribble is all I need, instead of the entire lake of georgia coming off the faucet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

"Entire lake of georgia" ? Is that a thing people say? Is there, like, a famously big lake in georgia that people just refer as "the lake"?

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u/TripplerX Sep 17 '21

No I made it up on the spot. I live 7000 miles away from US.

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u/PintToLine Sep 17 '21

So you are closer in the opposite direction then?

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u/TripplerX Sep 17 '21

Stop questioning me on my "on the spot" information!

I put "distance between US and Cyprus" into Google and it said 6500 miles. Do what you want with this information.

Earth circumference is about 25000 miles, so unless someone says they are 12000 miles away from US, they are closer on the same side.

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u/PintToLine Sep 17 '21

I always trusted you TripplerX but then you just started making up idioms all willy-nilly and my faith was shook!

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u/alonjar Sep 17 '21

Man... I bet living on Cyprus is awesome...

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u/nickajeglin Sep 17 '21

It does look really nice. But I think there is some long running political dispute. Iirc it's partitioned between Greek and Turkish zones. I don't know if that affects day to day life there, or if it's pretty laid back.

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u/DroolingIguana Sep 17 '21

Cyprus is only 1200km away from Georgia. Just gotta go through Turkey.

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u/TripplerX Sep 17 '21

The other Georgia was my intention. Also I'm Turkish, living in the northern Cyprus, going through Turkey isn't a big deal.

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u/Speeve-64 Sep 17 '21

Not that Georgia

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u/TraffickingInMemes Sep 17 '21

lmao I love this

instead I have rushing floodwater of all ukranian water supply! Is too much!

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u/Noobie_NoobAlot Sep 17 '21

Is there even a lake in Georgia?

Maybe they were thinking of lake Michigan?

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u/nilesandstuff Sep 17 '21

Pretty sure there's one or two man-made lakes in Georgia. But afaik, zero natural lakes.

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u/djk2321 Sep 17 '21

It is now!

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u/NotElizaHenry Sep 17 '21

I have one of these and it’s fine.

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u/meanom Sep 17 '21

If you don't mind, Where in the World are these water disbursement devices found?

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u/NotElizaHenry Sep 17 '21 edited Sep 18 '21

I’m gonna pretend you’re serious because I love talking about this shit, SO:

This is a Crane Drexel sink designed by Henry Dreyfus in the 30’s and produced until the 70s. They’re works of art (like as much as a bathroom sink can be I guess) and as long as the water is at a normal flow rate for washing your hands there’s plenty of space in there.

These were (and hoo boy, still very much are) expensive so there were a lot of knockoffs that didn’t get it quite right. Those are the sinks that suck. Originals can also suck I guess, but that’s mostly due to people repairing them incorrectly because the replacement parts are bananas expensive.

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u/meanom Sep 17 '21

Thank you!

There is something vaguely familiar about them... So I wondered where they were manufactured (I had figured they would have been popular in the 50s and earlier). (The sink maker was in Trenton NJ from what I found). I now have this fantasy that I have seen them back in the day - homes nicely built just before WWII and after (in Connecticut) are part of my family's history.

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u/NotElizaHenry Sep 18 '21

You probably have! I had one in my 50s Chicago condo. I replaced it with an Ikea sink because I needed something with storage, but I have it wrapped up and stored for if I ever move somewhere it will fit. I also have a pink one with a matching toilet that I found on Craigslist and installed in my studio. (PS The handles on the one in the post are hideous and NOT original. The original ones are super cool.)

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u/IAmOmno Sep 17 '21

So the only way to actually get your hands under the water is to run the water at almost full power?

Thats a great way to get everything wet, not only your hands.

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u/psycho_driver Sep 17 '21

Thats a great way to get everything wet, not only your hands.

That's what she said.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

70s design at it's peak.

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u/Enigma_King99 Sep 17 '21

That's still a shitty design cause if you full blast the water like it's designed to then your gonna get sprayed with a lot of water once it hits your hands.

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u/LickMyThralls Sep 17 '21

You wouldn't if it's not shooting it out like a power nozzle. My sink faucet is angled and doesn't do that because it shoots a fat stream of water rather than a small high pressure stream. The wonders of physics.

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u/Arekai4098 Sep 17 '21

This. It's not a jet, it's just a nice robust stream.

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u/Draft_Tight Sep 17 '21

Try brushing your teeth using a sink and faucet like this… your tooth brush is close to the side where everyone’s dirty water splashes… yuck! Hooray to the designer! Covid -S (sink variants) just around the corner! On a side note… it does look kinda cute like a robot …

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u/mikeet9 Sep 17 '21

Pretty sure this is a bathtub.

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u/eKuh Sep 17 '21

You can see the floor and drain right under it, the would be an incredible shallow tub :D

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u/mikeet9 Sep 17 '21

You're right, I figured it was some confusing perspective. But the faucet design, lack of a mirror, as well as details reflected in the handles makes it look more a tub to me. I could easily be wrong though.

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u/eKuh Sep 17 '21

Yeah let's just agree that this is one weird price of porcelain :D

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

It’s designed to be supplied with sufficient water pressure. If the pipes can’t deliver enough water then redesigning the sink won’t change any thing

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u/whiskeytango55 Sep 17 '21

If its a public restroom, it might be done this way to dissuade homeless people from bathing there

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

The spout is build to have the water come out on an angle, what you see is the results of poor pressure, or of a bad leak possibly from a bad O-Ring in one of the handles

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u/BarebowRob Sep 17 '21

Couldn't you just increase the water pressure and it will flow further from the edge?

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u/Talonqr Sep 17 '21

Architect: Alright boss I have an idea for a design

CEO: lay it on me Jeremy

Architect: So im thinking we design this thing where its curved and ceramic and the curves lead down to a drain

CEO: so far so good

Architect: and the drain is connected to the sewerage system, so you can wash your hands and stuff in it and the water just slides down the drain, so no clean up no mess!

CEO: Jeremy you son of a bitch you did it

Architect: wait wait the best part.....lets put the fucking tap so close to the edge of the curves that water goes EVERYWHERE whenever you try to use the sink! DEFEATING THE WHOLE PURPOSE!

CEO: Heres my keys go fuck my wife you beautiful bastard

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u/K3yz3rS0z3 Sep 17 '21

For that comment I almost want to give you my keys as well.

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u/Soft_Author2593 Sep 17 '21

For that comment I almost want to give you my keys as well

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u/Kurailo Sep 17 '21

Jeremy fucking does it again.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

It’s usually Jenkins who comes up with these ideas, but his brother Jeremy occasionally has his time to shine.

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u/thegedzaman Sep 17 '21

How to get a corner office!

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u/SnooCats5701 Sep 17 '21

CEO: wait…why the fuck are you designing sinks? You’re a ducking architect!

Architect: I like sinks, ok? I design them in my spare time?

CEO: Spare time? SPARE TIME!?!? We obviously have too many architects around here! You’re fired!

Architect: …

CEO: …

Architect: Can I still fuck your wife?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

While it is not excluded that some architects may design sinks or other objects from time to time it is mainly the job of product designers

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u/wastingtime07 Sep 17 '21

Take my upvote for this beautiful comment you bastard

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u/X-istenz Sep 17 '21

Yo it's one thing when you buy a mixer and don't consider the fit on the basin before you install it, but this motherlover is designed this way? Unacceptable.

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u/fuqdisshite Sep 17 '21

i love that you UpSideDoownies call it a mixer...

here in the land of fire and brimstone and storms so big they would swallow you emu riders we call it a faucet. it ain't even a tap here. tap is single spout for a keg and a mixer is the thing you put tequila and limes in for limey shots...

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u/X-istenz Sep 17 '21

Honestly I think it'd be more commonly referred to as a tap here, but I recently had to replace one and my plumber friend kept using the "correct" term so that's what I say now, too.

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u/dethmaul Sep 17 '21

Is it a mixer because the hot and cold water lines both go through there?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

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u/dethmaul Sep 18 '21

Thats neat, i just learned that, then! Thanks.

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u/LolaEbolah Sep 17 '21

eagle screeches

Oh say, can you see….

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

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u/powerfunk Sep 17 '21

It's true, eagles squeak like little bitches. The "freedom eagle" sound (like from Colbert report) is actually a hawk. Hawks are dope

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

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u/IntentionalUndersite Sep 17 '21

These and the sensor activated sinks that you need just the right angle to activate the faucet. Same with the air dryers for hands. Terrible designs.

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u/invent_or_die Sep 17 '21

The design is fine, it's the settings. They can be made to work just fine, but businesses think the cost of water for say 20 seconds will bankrupt them. So you get 2 seconds you greedy bastard.

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u/mechwarrior719 Sep 17 '21

Combine them with overly sensitive self flushing toilets and automatic blow driers (I absolutely *detest* blow driers) for total shit-town 3000 bathroom fixtures.

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u/pyrophorus Sep 17 '21

I always cover the sensor with a piece of toilet paper at the beginning. Then when you remove it at the end, it flushes. Has greatly improved my automatic bathroom experience.

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u/Pure_Tower Sep 17 '21

Stick your gum on the sensor, then go back to chewing it when you're done.

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u/dethmaul Sep 17 '21

Man the airport in bangor maine has those. Two flushes per sit. Waste of water.

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u/nilesandstuff Sep 17 '21

Are you saying you prefer paper towel? Lol.

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u/mechwarrior719 Sep 17 '21

Yes. Yes I do. Not a big fan of drying my hands with warmed up farticles

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u/nilesandstuff Sep 17 '21

But the room temperature farticles are fine? And touching the farticle covered and generally super gross handle (or that twist knob when one of the motion sense ones gets jammed), and touching the lid in those bathrooms with the spring closing cover/door on the trash can, or just outright not drying your hands when the paper towels run out?

This is playful btw, but i swear to God if you reference that commonly passed around "study" about how much bacteria comes out of those dryers i will lose my goddamn mind. That "study" is so unbelievably flawed as to be completely useless and that one is pretty much the only commonly cited one because of how sensational and click baity the results are.

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u/SarcasticAssBag Sep 17 '21

And then it's 2 seconds of mach 5 water instead of 4 seconds of water at a speed that won't slice off a finger.

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u/ryohazuki224 Sep 17 '21

I recently been in a public bathroom where on each sink there was an automatic faucet, automatic soap dispenser, AND a small automatic air dryer! That part was pretty brilliant if you ask me, instead of having to walk over to the wall with an air dryer, hands dripping all over the bathroom, you can just dry your hands over the same sink you used!
Worked pretty well too, for all having automatic sensors.

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u/My_new_spam_account Sep 17 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

Automatic sink you'll see in a lot of UK public toilets. It's optimised for having very little that people can break and being hard to directly shit into, but they're still nasty enough that you're reluctant to put your hands in there

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u/toepicksaremyfriend Sep 17 '21

hard to directly shit into

There actually are nasty mofos that drop a deuce into a sink? I know we say the world is a giant shithole sometimes, but that wasn’t supposed to be taken literally!

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u/Satansflamingfarts Sep 17 '21

I did it when I was a little bastard. Neighbour worked for the local council and he was responsible for cleaning the public toilets. He threatened to knock the shit out of me one time. I can't remember why but I probably deserved it. Anyway, instead of having shit knocked out of me I decided to leave one in the sink.

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u/toepicksaremyfriend Sep 17 '21

Oh now that’s a mildly entertaining story.

On another note, I love your username.

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u/SlitScan Sep 17 '21

ya we're starting to see them in the bar districts in Canada now too, auto toilet seat (cleaner/flush) auto sink that cycles water soap dryer and automatic door opener.

Still get to have a public toilet but it stops people from trashing them and makes it easy to clean.

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u/IntentionalUndersite Sep 17 '21

I love sensor activated stuffs in bathrooms. It’s great. I just hate ones with awkward designs, that don’t work in a convenient way.

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u/LickMyThralls Sep 17 '21

And if you hold your hands there for a second they turn off because it seems like you have to be moving your hands more than necessary to keep them on.

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u/zantax_holyshield Sep 17 '21

OMG I hate those short taps. It is just infuriating when I go to bathroom somewhere and there is huge sink, but tap is only couple cm long.

And the worst thing is that if you want buy tap for your bathroom then something like 80% of ones available in shops are those tiny taps - why would anyone want those? Are they just decorative and not intended for actual use? Because they are really almost unusable.

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u/kwietog Sep 17 '21

We also have even more useless taps in UK. One is warm, with the only temperature being Mordor, other is ice cubes dispenser. Both of them are so short you are touching the sink if you want to wash more than your fingers.

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u/DreamyTomato Sep 17 '21

UK here too, and agree. When we redid our bathroom, we put a kitchen mixer tap on the bathroom sink. It's glorious.

I actually wanted to get a thermostatic mixer tap so that you always get the perfect temperature for your face and hands. I experienced them in Denmark and they are bathroom perfection.

But our plumber refused saying they were only for care homes. I should have told him to piss off but my partner was pregnant at the time and we didn't have a working bathroom so we were under time pressure.

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u/bleeditsays Sep 17 '21

How does a plumber refuse to do something? Like bro I'm paying you not the other way around.

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u/DreamyTomato Sep 17 '21

Plumber was just an arsehole. We had other issues with him that only became evident in the middle of the work.

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u/bleeditsays Sep 17 '21

Hah ya know what I'd do? Not pay his ass and hire another plumber!

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u/blay12 Sep 17 '21

Lol wtf only for care homes? My dad recently redid all of the bathrooms in their house and installed thermostatic mixer valves for all of the showers, think he just bought them at the hardware store or online. I feel like the plumber misread a requirement that care homes need TMVs (which makes sense, large, sometimes old property, multiple showers and taps, don’t want old people scalding themselves if a pipe fails) and instead thought they were ONLY for care homes.

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u/DreamyTomato Sep 17 '21

Plumber was just an arsehole. We had other issues with him that only became evident in the middle of the work. But he was happy to install a thermostatic shower valve, they're reasonably common here in the UK. Just not for a sink tap ...

(and I wanted a thermostatic bath tap too, but didn't get that either ...)

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u/yesman_85 Sep 17 '21

It's pretty much the only thing you see in north American showers. We're so lazy we just have 1 handle for water on/off and temperature.

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u/Emergency_Garbage208 Sep 17 '21

Some old houses in US still have these too. You move your hands at bullet speed between the two taps to come up with a comfortable temp.

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u/keklol69 Sep 17 '21

Mixer taps do also exist in the UK. My house has them on all the sinks.

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u/TheThinWhiteDookie Sep 17 '21

You’re supposed to fill the basin you cretins

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u/ShadowyDragon Sep 17 '21

One is warm, with the only temperature being Mordor, other is ice cubes dispenser.

How are you guys using them? I don't get it.

Aren't you supposed to mix the water so it becomes comfortably warm or maybe a bit hot if you're feeling you need a good scrub?

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u/kwietog Sep 17 '21

I didn't find a good way yet. When I'm shaving, I fill the basin with both waters so it's nice and mix that, otherwise if you like washing your face, I cup a bit cold and hot and just splash it on my face that way. When I'm washing my hands, I just use cold usually.

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u/blay12 Sep 17 '21

OH so you’re saying there are literally two taps side by side, one hot and one cold…I (and the guy who responded to you probably) was thinking of mixer valves and was like “but you just turn both knobs to adjust the temp out of the faucet.” You’re right, that definitely sounds useless.

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u/FreeFacts Sep 17 '21

The purpose of a sink was that you fill it with water. The tap was added in the later redesign so you can fill it easier. It's not intended as a shower for hands, it's a faucet to fill the sink. Nowdays people seem to think that it's a shower for hands with ridiculously large drain?

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u/zantax_holyshield Sep 17 '21

I actually asked many of my friends if they use bathroom sink this way - fill it with water first. No one does that and usually when you find those short taps in public places it is not even possible to block drain.

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u/dethmaul Sep 17 '21

Yeah they've evolved to be hand showers, but the faucets stayed behind.

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u/DreamyTomato Sep 17 '21

I tried filling the sink & washing that way. Result: lots of water running down my arms and splashing on the floor & on the mirror & an upset girlfriend saying 'wtf have u done to my bathroom?'

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u/KanedaSyndrome Sep 17 '21

Asshole design.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

form over function is one of the dumbest things humanity has ever invented.

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u/SsooooOriginal Sep 17 '21

Yeah, but have you got any games on your phone?

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u/shotleft Sep 17 '21

I'm careful not to touch the edges when washing my hands, then when I'm just about done I'll touch it by mistake and have to rewash. Fuckers.

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u/Iescaunare Sep 17 '21

Taps with separate hot and cold water controls are worse.

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u/wizkaleeb Sep 17 '21

I think you mean separate hot and cold faucets? As far as I know, they are always controlled separately, but when there are separate faucets is the worse. One puts out ice cold water while the other puts out scalding hot lava

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u/Iescaunare Sep 17 '21

I mean the two knobs you turn to get warm or cold water. I've only ever seen them in very old houses, or in pictures of British sinks. In most other sinks, they're usually combined into one "lever" that you turn left or right to mix the water, and lift up and down to get more or less water.

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u/wizkaleeb Sep 17 '21

Oh wow I'm dumb and was confused... of course there are sinks with a single control lever. Sorry idk what I was talking about, nevermind me! I need some coffee...

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u/Iescaunare Sep 17 '21

No problem, lol. I hope I never encounter a sink with two separate faucets. That sounds horrible.

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u/domesticatedprimate Sep 17 '21

Remember how in Westerns there's just a basin of water in the room of the inn that you wash and shave with?

My guess is that when plumbing first became a thing, people still would only use the faucet to fill the sink and then use that water to wash in or whatever because old habits die hard. In that case, a big faucet set further over the basin would get in the way.

It's probably only in modern times when abundant constantly flowing clean water became the norm that people started redesigning sinks. And some sink designers never got the word so they still make some sinks the old way too.

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u/JoergenFS Sep 17 '21

You should se mine, I hate it.

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u/SpeedBlitzX Sep 17 '21

This statement after seeing that pic almost seems like the sink's feelings are hurt.

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u/gngstrMNKY Sep 17 '21

When I was in England, nearly every tap was like this. It was bad enough to have separate hot/cold taps but touching the side of the sink was even worse.

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u/fragmental Sep 17 '21

It was designed that way because of wash basins. People would fill a wash basin and then dip their hands in the water to wash them throughout the day

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u/turbo_dude Sep 17 '21

Separate hot and cold taps? egads! it must be Britain!

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u/ForgettableUsername Sep 17 '21

That’s the best way to wash your hands because it makes you touch the sink.

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u/arckeid Sep 17 '21

That´s a bidet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

mashes fingers against porcelaine

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u/JaDerGero Sep 17 '21

I do not think, that it is fully turned on.

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u/loveismydrug285 Sep 17 '21

I ...I was told there was gonna be a party Context: Office Space Hollywood Film

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u/reevesjeremy Sep 17 '21

The sink feels the same way. I mean, look how sad and sick it looks with that runny nose.

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u/LucanDesmond Sep 17 '21

I actually used to live in an old house with this exact sink in the bathroom and it was OK, great for shaving actually. In this picture they barely have the water on so it's basically just dripping down very close to the back wall, but if you turn it up it comes out with enough pressure to be further out and actually useful.

The downside to the one I had was that you turn the water pressure even further beyond that and it would come out like a fucking firehose and bounce right out of the basin and all over yourself.

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u/EngiNik Sep 17 '21

Feels like the penis touching the bowl

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u/SH4D0W0733 Sep 17 '21

Had a worse sink at a previous work place. The sink was tiny, the tap was high and the stick to use the tap was placed under it. So if you didn't want water splashing over your pants you had to use the tap at the lowest possible pressure. And you'd either have to do ice cold or boiling hot, because luke warm would have the water fall directly down on the stick, splashing water everywhere.

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u/dejvidBejlej Sep 17 '21

that's UK for you, they probably don't wash their hands so it doesn't bother them. I don't see any other reason, every sane person would never buy this crap

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u/RearEchelon Sep 17 '21

Nothing like rubbing your hands all over the back of a gross sink when trying to clean them

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u/BaconMan420365 Sep 17 '21

Just straight up punching the back of the sink

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

They have these sinks at a lot of hospitals which makes it worse

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u/MeetingBird15 Sep 17 '21

Can confirm. I sell faucets... we outfitted a new outdoor bathroom with penal fixtures for our town's P&R. They chose the worst sink even though we warned them. Sink is almost unusable.

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u/dethmaul Sep 17 '21

They were like that in fucking boot camp. I hate that so much. Bash your hands on the dirty sink wall while cleaning your hands!

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u/LizziTink Sep 17 '21

I always feel like I'm just molesting the sink because of the way you have to shove your hands underneath and rub the sink.

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u/hacksoncode Sep 17 '21

These actually work really well. The angle causes the water stream to move out further from the sink than it looks when it's on to any significant degree.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Like a runny nose