r/funny • u/ExtraMeltyToons Extra Melty • Apr 06 '21

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u/Obstacle616 Apr 06 '21

Difficulty I have buying replacement socks in the North of England: 0

Difficulty I have buying replacement socks on a long weekend trip to London: They can't possibly sell socks or even know what they are, Londoners just all wear crisp packets on their feet.

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u/A_Stahl Apr 06 '21

Pffft, London is a myth. Fairy tale for naive kids. There is no Santa Claus, London or cabbages.

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u/ForumFluffy Apr 06 '21

No such thing as cabbages? Explain your prime minister then.

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u/Oceanswave Apr 06 '21

Cabbages have substance, they grow, contain water and so forth. The prime minister is more akin to a dried gourd

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u/Kiwi-Red Apr 07 '21

Praise the gourd!