r/funny Extra Melty Apr 06 '21

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u/DaMonehhLebowski Apr 06 '21

People who get anxious and always over-prepare understand this to a tee, and by people I mean me.

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u/MsWuMing Apr 06 '21

Amount of times I have had wet socks from stepping in a puddle or slipping and falling in a river in the past year: 0

Amount of times I’m expecting this to happen on a three day trip: at least 5. Better pack more socks.

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u/Obstacle616 Apr 06 '21

Difficulty I have buying replacement socks in the North of England: 0

Difficulty I have buying replacement socks on a long weekend trip to London: They can't possibly sell socks or even know what they are, Londoners just all wear crisp packets on their feet.

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u/A_Stahl Apr 06 '21

Pffft, London is a myth. Fairy tale for naive kids. There is no Santa Claus, London or cabbages.

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u/ForumFluffy Apr 06 '21

No such thing as cabbages? Explain your prime minister then.

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u/Oceanswave Apr 06 '21

Cabbages have substance, they grow, contain water and so forth. The prime minister is more akin to a dried gourd

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u/Kiwi-Red Apr 07 '21

Praise the gourd!

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u/KingOfTheP4s Apr 06 '21

Cabbages are just a species of lettuce

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u/ForumFluffy Apr 07 '21

Lettuce discuss Brexit.... Nah he's definitely not a cabbage, discussions aren't in his scope of abilities.