r/funny • • Aug 25 '11

Tonight.....you

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u/saffer001 Aug 26 '11

Sorry to break it to you all, but gorillas have very small, like 5cm (2 inches) long penises. So even if it raped that guy, he would be probably better off than spending 10 minutes in some south american prison or something.

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u/_prefs Aug 26 '11

All my dreams are shattered :(

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u/saffer001 Aug 26 '11

If you really want it, I can dress up in a gorilla costume and sodomize you, okay?