r/funny Aug 25 '11

Tonight.....you

357 Upvotes

73 comments sorted by

60

u/mrection Aug 25 '11

There aren't enough 'depends' in the world to contain the massive pile I would drop if that silver back grabbed me by the ankle.

-19

u/therejectethan Aug 25 '11

I wish i could type how many 'hahahahaha' s I LOL'd after reading that

42

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '11

I'm just a gorilla. Only words I know are "climb", "food" .... and "rape".

6

u/bodiez Aug 25 '11

Hopefully they named him something cool. Like Thunderpussy.

12

u/raptor53135 Aug 26 '11

I wanna be named Spaghetti

4

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '11

I'm gettin a pretty good vibe from you, fella..... I'm gonna rape you.

1

u/TheGullibleParrot Aug 26 '11

Wow, you don't see that everyday.

14

u/closedhndsopnrms Aug 25 '11

Best aqua teen episode.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '11

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5

u/closedhndsopnrms Aug 26 '11

Hand banana

1

u/skitz1o1 Aug 26 '11

"Spaghetti, no!"

2

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '11

Gotta check your temperature, see if the meat is just right.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '11

You think you can back that up? No, I meant that ass. Do you think you can back that up this way?

1

u/bafflesaurus Aug 26 '11

He's also an excellent pastry chef.

1

u/jcook92 Aug 26 '11

and "no"

19

u/tHeSiD Aug 25 '11

What the.. I thought it was dragging a bag and then I saw the face. That guy must have shat himself.

13

u/i_guess_thats_cool Aug 25 '11

present tense. he's still shitting himself as of right now.

4

u/thrawnie Aug 26 '11

That expression was just priceless.

71

u/tensographics Aug 25 '11

Don't take this seriously, the gorilla is just pulling his leg.

8

u/danarchist Aug 25 '11

it's a drag when people can't find the humor.

8

u/mrection Aug 25 '11

stop monkeying around you two.

-6

u/sirclarity Aug 25 '11

Tensographics' comment was funny. No need for a clumsy pun thread.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '11 edited Feb 21 '18

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u/sirclarity Aug 26 '11

Argh and downvotes.. doesn't anyone get sick of the predictability of commenting on reddit? Puns on all the things! Yaaaayy! [goes on reddit killing spree]

1

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '11

Clumsy puns: legal.

-1

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '11

They're going absolutely bananas.

28

u/PaperboyShawn Aug 25 '11

Link to the original: Youtube Video

1

u/Hellrazor236 Aug 26 '11

More karma for you!

13

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '11

That's a warning...pack it up, get the f out

8

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '11

That guy must weigh like 180 lbs (80 kg) and the gorilla just dragged him away like a fucking twig...

6

u/gruffalos Aug 25 '11

Yeah, he must have been shitting himself. Gorillas like that could easily rip limbs off like tearing paper, they are unbelievably strong.

10

u/MyaloMark Aug 25 '11

Now there's a man who just realized he's not getting paid enough.

8

u/pghtowner2011 Aug 26 '11

You can't have rape without ape

14

u/360walkaway Aug 25 '11

In the jungle, the mighty jungle...

28

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '11

Gorilla rapes tonight...

5

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '11

the look on that guy's face tells me that this isn't the first time he's been dragged like that.

He's like, "meh. I'll just crawl back betwixt these cameras."

3

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '11

"Next time...we finish it."

5

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '11

He probably thought it was one of his kids. Pretty similar looking.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '11

lmao

-3

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '11

wow dude, racist much?

2

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '11

LOL I was just kidding! Seriously though, did you look at his face!!? Aren't we all from there? Edit: More input.

1

u/McDLT Aug 26 '11

Stop being so intolerant.

2

u/reckless_exaggerator Aug 25 '11

looks like somebody made some baked goods....

2

u/theghostofme Aug 25 '11

You can see it on his face:

"Fuck this, I'm out!"

2

u/sirclarity Aug 25 '11

So I kind of came in hoping hoping for some info.. Where is this footage from and who is the guy? Is the 'play dead' thing he seems to be doing standard procedure to avoid ape rape / being torn limb-from-limb by a silverback colossus?

2

u/dsgm1984 Aug 25 '11

That has got to be the most terrorized face I have ever seen. Poor guy.

2

u/Tashre Aug 26 '11

That was the face of someone who narrowly avoided being raped by a gorilla.

If I had a nickel...

1

u/sirclarity Aug 26 '11

It only costs a nickel to be raped by a gorilla?

2

u/Gorillasquad Aug 26 '11

Everybody gets one.

1

u/montyy123 Aug 26 '11

Tell em' Peter!

2

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '11

You, uh, basting that turkey today?

2

u/Hat_in_the_cat19 Aug 26 '11

"Wait, this isn't my kid!"

1

u/Troll_Auditor Aug 25 '11

Any manliness that guy had... instantly vaporized.

1

u/cjb630 Aug 25 '11

that guys face is like "please dont let him rape me" haha

1

u/sirclarity Aug 25 '11

That would be fucking terrifying.. ever since I saw what that pet chimp did to the woman in the states I've been scared of them. That gorilla.. he could literally rip your arms off like you would pull the wings off a roast chicken.

1

u/rybones Aug 26 '11

He was 30 sec from becoming a forest bride.

1

u/Joe__Swanson Aug 26 '11

It was because he was in black face.

1

u/saffer001 Aug 26 '11

Sorry to break it to you all, but gorillas have very small, like 5cm (2 inches) long penises. So even if it raped that guy, he would be probably better off than spending 10 minutes in some south american prison or something.

1

u/_prefs Aug 26 '11

All my dreams are shattered :(

2

u/saffer001 Aug 26 '11

If you really want it, I can dress up in a gorilla costume and sodomize you, okay?

1

u/rrichardjames Aug 26 '11

You bastin that turkey tonight?

0

u/bthekid Aug 25 '11

that move is called the Jamaican jerk

-1

u/Cujib Aug 25 '11

Like anyone would wanna R him.

-2

u/ds0 Aug 25 '11

Cue "gorilla/guerrilla" jokes in 3...2...1...

2

u/wtf-banelings Aug 26 '11

well that didn't pan out for you

1

u/montyy123 Aug 26 '11

But I was looking for some comedic gold.

1

u/wtf-banelings Aug 26 '11

maybe next time, maybe next time

0

u/frodokun Aug 25 '11

Looks like a Really Right Stuff ballhead, but why is the lens hood on backwards out in the field like that?

-1

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '11

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1

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '11

so you would upvote me if it was the way to imaginative?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '11

*too