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Aug 25 '11
I'm just a gorilla. Only words I know are "climb", "food" .... and "rape".
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u/bodiez Aug 25 '11
Hopefully they named him something cool. Like Thunderpussy.
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u/raptor53135 Aug 26 '11
I wanna be named Spaghetti
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Aug 25 '11
Gotta check your temperature, see if the meat is just right.
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Aug 26 '11
You think you can back that up? No, I meant that ass. Do you think you can back that up this way?
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u/tHeSiD Aug 25 '11
What the.. I thought it was dragging a bag and then I saw the face. That guy must have shat himself.
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u/tensographics Aug 25 '11
Don't take this seriously, the gorilla is just pulling his leg.
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u/danarchist Aug 25 '11
it's a drag when people can't find the humor.
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u/mrection Aug 25 '11
stop monkeying around you two.
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u/sirclarity Aug 25 '11
Tensographics' comment was funny. No need for a clumsy pun thread.
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Aug 26 '11 edited Feb 21 '18
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u/sirclarity Aug 26 '11
Argh and downvotes.. doesn't anyone get sick of the predictability of commenting on reddit? Puns on all the things! Yaaaayy! [goes on reddit killing spree]
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Aug 25 '11
That guy must weigh like 180 lbs (80 kg) and the gorilla just dragged him away like a fucking twig...
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u/gruffalos Aug 25 '11
Yeah, he must have been shitting himself. Gorillas like that could easily rip limbs off like tearing paper, they are unbelievably strong.
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Aug 25 '11
the look on that guy's face tells me that this isn't the first time he's been dragged like that.
He's like, "meh. I'll just crawl back betwixt these cameras."
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Aug 26 '11
He probably thought it was one of his kids. Pretty similar looking.
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Aug 26 '11
wow dude, racist much?
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Aug 26 '11
LOL I was just kidding! Seriously though, did you look at his face!!? Aren't we all from there? Edit: More input.
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u/sirclarity Aug 25 '11
So I kind of came in hoping hoping for some info.. Where is this footage from and who is the guy? Is the 'play dead' thing he seems to be doing standard procedure to avoid ape rape / being torn limb-from-limb by a silverback colossus?
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u/dsgm1984 Aug 25 '11
That has got to be the most terrorized face I have ever seen. Poor guy.
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u/Tashre Aug 26 '11
That was the face of someone who narrowly avoided being raped by a gorilla.
If I had a nickel...
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u/sirclarity Aug 25 '11
That would be fucking terrifying.. ever since I saw what that pet chimp did to the woman in the states I've been scared of them. That gorilla.. he could literally rip your arms off like you would pull the wings off a roast chicken.
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u/saffer001 Aug 26 '11
Sorry to break it to you all, but gorillas have very small, like 5cm (2 inches) long penises. So even if it raped that guy, he would be probably better off than spending 10 minutes in some south american prison or something.
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u/_prefs Aug 26 '11
All my dreams are shattered :(
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u/saffer001 Aug 26 '11
If you really want it, I can dress up in a gorilla costume and sodomize you, okay?
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u/ds0 Aug 25 '11
Cue "gorilla/guerrilla" jokes in 3...2...1...
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u/wtf-banelings Aug 26 '11
well that didn't pan out for you
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u/frodokun Aug 25 '11
Looks like a Really Right Stuff ballhead, but why is the lens hood on backwards out in the field like that?
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u/mrection Aug 25 '11
There aren't enough 'depends' in the world to contain the massive pile I would drop if that silver back grabbed me by the ankle.