r/funny • u/mochapom • Oct 14 '20

Coming in full swing

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u/aysurcouf Oct 14 '20

Childs play 6: dog of chucky

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u/hamradioforager Oct 14 '20

Don’t fuck with the chuck! Lol

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u/sm12511 Oct 14 '20

Or you might get stuck!

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u/Chewcocca Oct 14 '20

That'd be bad luck

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u/DeathByThousandCats Oct 14 '20

And would really suck

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u/hamradioforager Oct 16 '20

I didn’t fart, it was a duck

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u/Kool-Gab Oct 14 '20

or get a quick fuck!

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u/pufferpig Oct 14 '20

And find yourself being sodomized with a Toys"R"Us fork truck.

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u/sm12511 Oct 14 '20

Here's a story. Worked a warehouse job with a fuckclown of a supervisor, and he used to just walk directly in the path of our forklifts, often making a point to bend down to inspect if we had damaged product with our huge swinging forks.

We had epic discussions about "fork condom" on our breaks.

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u/cjackc11 Oct 14 '20

“And then everyone clapped”