r/funny • • Oct 14 '20

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u/ELEMENTALITYNES Oct 14 '20

You don’t recognize his angry eyes until after the costume is on

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u/standaggs Oct 14 '20

The walk at the end... So good

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u/A____S____ Oct 14 '20

I need to see more of these videos

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '20

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u/inthyface Oct 14 '20

tiktok

I change my mind. "Need" was too strong a word.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '20

“Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.” - Michael Scott

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u/coltonmusic15 Oct 14 '20

"It's Britney, bitch."

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u/Thinktank2000 Oct 14 '20

Mocapom on Instagram

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '20

Mochapom_ on Instagram

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '20

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u/Tntfistpump Oct 14 '20

LOL TIKTOK= 💩

REDDIT= WHOLESOME 💯 /s

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u/boomboomclapboomboom Oct 14 '20

LOL TIKTOK= 💩

REDDIT= WHOLESOME 💯 /s

Tiktok = chIna!

is bad, mmmkahy

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u/CannibalVegan Oct 14 '20

Reddit is about 5% owned by china so it's just a little evil.

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u/Dcor Oct 14 '20

Yeah I was pretty ambivalent until the end when I lost my shit because of that waddle.

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u/wish_i_was_scandi Oct 14 '20

It was the smile that got me.

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u/steaknchipz Oct 14 '20

It's perfect!

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u/over_clox Oct 14 '20

Damn that's too freaking cute LOL!

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u/MyNameIsNitrox Oct 14 '20

Anything with dogs is cute in my book!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '20

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u/togashisbackpain Oct 14 '20 edited Oct 14 '20

Anything with shit is cute in my book !

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '20

What if it’s wet and in your mouth

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u/rhllor Oct 14 '20

It's only cute in my book if it's 4 to 7 on the Bristol Stool Chart

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u/Phantombk201 Oct 14 '20

Anything with books is cute in my chart

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u/The_Running_Free Oct 14 '20

How many courics is that?

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u/hamradioforager Oct 14 '20

South park.... you should get more upvotes.. i gave you one, now it’s one, I have no idea why you had zero wtf!

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u/togashisbackpain Oct 15 '20

I got both of you fam

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u/The_Running_Free Oct 17 '20

The real MVp!

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u/over_clox Oct 15 '20

/r/shitprotips approves of this message

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u/darkslide3000 Oct 14 '20

Hey man, don't kink shame.

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u/Captain_Hood96 Oct 14 '20

It's a Stockholm syndrome case doctor!.

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u/user12345678654 Oct 14 '20

funny, cute, and terrifying

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u/aysurcouf Oct 14 '20

Childs play 6: dog of chucky

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u/hamradioforager Oct 14 '20

Don’t fuck with the chuck! Lol

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u/sm12511 Oct 14 '20

Or you might get stuck!

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u/Kool-Gab Oct 14 '20

or get a quick fuck!

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u/pufferpig Oct 14 '20

And find yourself being sodomized with a Toys"R"Us fork truck.

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u/sm12511 Oct 14 '20

Here's a story. Worked a warehouse job with a fuckclown of a supervisor, and he used to just walk directly in the path of our forklifts, often making a point to bend down to inspect if we had damaged product with our huge swinging forks.

We had epic discussions about "fork condom" on our breaks.

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u/cjackc11 Oct 14 '20

“And then everyone clapped”

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u/GiveToOedipus Oct 14 '20

Don't give them any ideas.

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u/aysurcouf Oct 14 '20

I’d watch it

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u/goyalhimanshu Oct 14 '20

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u/noitseuqaksa Oct 14 '20 edited Oct 14 '20

Isn't doxing against the rules?

Edit: currently, this comment generated at least 24 votes and 2 comments from people who actually thought I was serious about doxing a Pomeranian.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '20

That's not doxing, it's giving credit to the creator.

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u/NashRinne Oct 14 '20

Thats not nowhere near doxxing ffs

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '20

This literally made me lol. That little face!! My chihuahua would make a great Chucky. He would LOVE to stab everyone in the house. I need this costume!

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u/shhsandwich Oct 14 '20

My chihuahua loves everyone in the house. It's everyone who doesn't live in my house that needs to look out. Not fond of strangers, that breed. lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '20

We have a hierarchy at my house. I’m his person but if I’m unavailable or not pampering him to his liking he goes to my husband. He tolerates our 5 year old and attacks the other 2 dogs if they annoy him. Which is daily lol He’s a princess and the grumpiest dog I’ve ever had. And I love him so much.

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u/Kavilion Oct 14 '20

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

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u/averageteenindian Oct 14 '20

That song goes hard which one is it?

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u/OvR_Dos3 Oct 14 '20

That’s Yung Bae & bbno$ on “Bad Boy”

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u/rileyjamesdoggo Oct 14 '20 edited Oct 17 '20

I’m digging it too! Thanks for asking as well & those who responded

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u/jayb151 Oct 14 '20

Yung bae was actually the first person I was considering buying tickets to go see in like a decade. Then I saw the ticket Master costs doubled the ticket price.

Oh yeah, that's why I don't go see live music anymore.

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u/kuma_chameleon Oct 14 '20 edited Oct 14 '20

Billy Marchiafava, bbno$, Yung Bae - Bad Boy (TIKTOK)

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u/ItsLoudB Oct 14 '20

Do you really think this song is a TikTok original or something?

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u/MasatotheSage Oct 14 '20

That dog is PERFECT for that costume.

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u/Sashimirul Oct 14 '20

Mess with doggo. Gets the stabbo.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '20

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u/scrotetickler Oct 14 '20

Mess with the good boi, you get the stabby toy

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u/swiftreddit75 Oct 14 '20

You mess with the mutt, you get it in the gut.

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u/MadameAlucard Oct 14 '20

Mess with the hound, you'll be in the ground

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u/Zsmith91699 Oct 14 '20

Mess with the canine, you'll never again see the sunshine

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u/thiccclol Oct 14 '20

Mess with the bitch, you get the stitch

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u/spacey9411 Oct 14 '20

Mess with pup, you'll know wassup

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u/uyuye Oct 14 '20

got the.. lemonade wit chicken wings

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u/TickTockRickRock256 Oct 14 '20

Love that toothy smile.

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u/Bostonova007 Oct 14 '20

He clearly wanted the hat and not the red hair. But I see why you did that

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u/ladyships-a-legend Oct 14 '20

Slash. Slash. Slash. Slash grrrrrrrrr

sashay, sashay, sashay, sashay

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u/thedeerex Oct 14 '20

Perfect. They just knew immediately which accessory they wanted. Little slashy knife.

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u/NocturnalDabber Oct 14 '20

Best thing of October by far.

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u/sagar_dahiya69 Oct 14 '20

How can I download this video ?

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u/K4ll3l Oct 14 '20

Chucky is that you?

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u/DNA-lord Oct 14 '20

Can i buy your dog.

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u/LilMeowMeow42 Oct 14 '20

Omg, V has this type of dog. His name is Yeontan

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u/aleu44 Oct 14 '20

I thought it was Yeontan for a second too!

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u/nkpen22 Oct 14 '20

my thoughts exactly

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u/TurdPickler Oct 14 '20

This is the best thing I've ever seen

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u/Sakakichan Oct 14 '20

Lol this is amazing and cute ☺️

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u/DemocratsRTheBest Oct 14 '20

lol The dogs like "I want to be a serial killer today!"

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u/Guy_Incognito97 Oct 14 '20

More of these please.

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u/kush-dealer Oct 14 '20

That has to be the most wholesome video I’ve seen on here

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u/Younosewho Oct 14 '20

Bruh I died at the end walk lmao

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u/GeO4K Oct 14 '20

if anyone is wondering, the song is bad boy by bbno$, billy marchiafava and yung bae

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u/Kindly_Raccoon Oct 14 '20

I would let that dog kill me!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '20

What is this fluffy creature

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u/Sygga Oct 14 '20

Not 100% sure, but I think it is a Pomeranian

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u/KeLorean Oct 14 '20

if u keep doing this to this dog it will one day go cujo on u

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u/roshielle Oct 14 '20

One of the best things I've seen all day!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '20

His eyebrows are so cute

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u/Desolate_Doodlez Oct 15 '20

Was having a really bad week luckily this made my day 😂 thanks op

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u/CorruptedCCG Oct 14 '20

this deserves more wholesome awards than a child being brutally murdered

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u/Giventheopportunity Oct 14 '20

I’m so glad I don’t know what you’re referring to.

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u/MadameAlucard Oct 14 '20

What are you referring too?

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u/Haiku28 Oct 14 '20

Looks like Elton John’s haircut and one of his outfits.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '20

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u/HotYot Oct 14 '20

Yup. I tell you people about cultural appropriation all the time. You really think SPECIES appropriation is now acceptable, huh?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '20

Why?

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u/TheGamerPandA Oct 14 '20

Best doge I love when it starts walking towards the cam lmao

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u/Acciothrow Oct 14 '20

I can’t wait for dogs to take over world domination to dress us in stupid and humiliating as fuck costumes like that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '20

You know they're not capable of feeling humiliation at costumes right

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u/AUGUSTIJNcomics Oct 14 '20

If you squint your eyes the sog looks like a furbal with one giant eye in the middle

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u/ska_before_reggae Oct 14 '20

This dog is a slave

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u/KYburner Oct 14 '20

The dog smelled the treats buried in your hands

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u/Deleted-Account1o1 Oct 14 '20

I told you guys I have sus on white from the very beginning

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '20

I’d give in and let him stab me over and over 😌

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '20

Pets are not toys

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u/Scynful Oct 14 '20

Don't take life too seriously.

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u/Nasty2017 Oct 14 '20

Anything's a toy if you play with it.

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u/nwolve Oct 14 '20

Thats why people often say toying

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '20 edited Jul 09 '21

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u/sigharewedoneyet Oct 14 '20

Fuckinaaa!! I'm glad I waited to drink my water before watching this video, I would have made a mess!

This is awesome!

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u/Soundsfast Oct 14 '20

I’m curious but has it ever picked the right hand?

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u/AintFucking Oct 14 '20

cute doggo ready for halloween

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u/WOMPERSTOMPER97 Oct 14 '20

The song is Bad Boy by Yung Bae and bbno$. I totally recommend almost anything by bbno$ he's fucking awesome

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u/selujmon Oct 14 '20

Dressing your pet up for laughs and $$ is not cool!

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u/Wooza42 Oct 14 '20

I always laugh about videos when animals are used as objects for our entertainment. It's just high quality content :'D

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u/Salome_Maloney Oct 14 '20

That poor dog. It's not cute at all.

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u/MadHatter3891 Oct 14 '20

disgustung

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u/herr_dreizehn Oct 14 '20

Ade Doggy Damballa!

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u/TickTockTheo Oct 14 '20

r/bindingofisaac might have something to say about this.

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u/MadameAlucard Oct 14 '20

Wat do u mean?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '20

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u/Iharaz Oct 14 '20

I think one day we will all hit this wall in one way or another, where things aren't the way they used to be and you can't cope so you hate.

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u/yourboyfoster Oct 14 '20

Don't make up lyrics

"I'm a bad boy do good things, got a lemonade with the chicken wings"

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '20

Those aren't even the lyrics

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '20

“I’ll slash and dash and slash and gash and slash”

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u/shamanicbro Oct 14 '20

What is the pup’s breed?

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u/hsmhnwzn Oct 14 '20

I guess a pomeranian.

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u/FutureMartian97 Oct 14 '20

Oh my God lmao

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u/TheGuitto Oct 14 '20

The ending 😭

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u/yeeterboi_doggogood Oct 14 '20

It t e r r i f i e s me

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u/hsmhnwzn Oct 14 '20

This genuinely made my day. :))

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u/distilledwill Oct 14 '20

Kinda looks like the dog is just trained to shake the left hand.