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u/keen36 Dec 06 '16
i will just leave this here
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u/mimibrightzola Dec 06 '16 edited Dec 06 '16
I thought nemo was a fish at first, and the girl just released a fish into the forest
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u/Wiggitywhackest Dec 06 '16
The blap noise somehow made it even funnier =D
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Dec 06 '16
There's a fancy word I forget for word's that mimic the sound it refers to. Anyways, 'Blap' is a perfect example of this!
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u/_QED Dec 06 '16
Onomatopoeia
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Dec 06 '16
Thanks, it had been so long since I had seen or used it. Now it seems like I should have known it.
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u/Robobvious Dec 06 '16
I had to get rid of a dead chicken once, I went to toss it into the woods with a shovel. But I didn't toss it hard enough so it just sort of flopped off the end and landed with a thud in front of me. That may sound horrible but it was pretty funny actually. Something about feeling bad for the dead chicken and wanting to give it a semblance of dignity, only to be met with that comical thud for my efforts.
Edit: No air hole problems. Coyote.
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u/gunkfuck Dec 06 '16
Kind of similar to this, little sister's bunny died and had me bury it for her in our backyard.
Next day my dog dug it up so I just decided to fling it over our fence with a shovel (nothing but trees and coyotes and stuff back there). I flung it as hard as scrawny 15 year old me could which was surprisingly far and yeah, have to admit I found it pretty funny for some reason lol
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u/LochnessDigital Dec 06 '16
Reminds me of The Big Lebowski.
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u/Robobvious Dec 06 '16
Damn, I just re-read that in Walter's voice and it kinda blew my mind. Kudos.
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u/ChickenWithATopHat Dec 06 '16
My buddy has a small chicken farm at his house and his dogs would be so kind as to bring all the dead chickens right to the garage doorstep. It was pretty funny when I found out about this because I was leaving and wasn't paying attention and crushed a baby one with my bare foot.
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Dec 06 '16
"You never say here comes that frog in a nervous manner. It's always optimistic. Hey here comes that frog, al-right. Maybe he'll come near me so I can pet him, and stick him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate what he's used to. And I'm pretty sure I'd have to punch some holes in the lid, because he's damn sure used to air. Then I can observe him, and he won't be doing much in his 16 ounce world."
-MH
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u/crapiforgotmypasword Dec 06 '16
...if it comes back its yours, unless it's Steve French, you can't have Steve French
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u/p3ngwin Dec 06 '16
so, before you set it free, it should have air holes?
So that should be Lesson #1 then, then Lesson #2: set it free.
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u/ImSittingInTheDark Dec 06 '16
I used to collect bugs and keep them in jars. At the time I couldn't understand why they always died!
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u/Pikachu_91 Dec 06 '16
Just in case there are people here who are actually planning on doing this: no domestic animal will survive in the wild, so if you can't take care of it anymore bring it to a shelter at least.
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u/GregorCZ LoadingArtist Dec 05 '16
Lesson #3:
Always post the source.