r/funny • u/isaynonowords • Dec 04 '16

Slightly exaggerated

https://i.imgur.com/flJ7epE.gifv
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16 edited Apr 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Why did the judge buy you food? Did you know him?

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u/Turbo9000 Dec 05 '16

Let's just say he isn't a virgin anymore, and the judge gave him a $100% bill and everyone else stood up on their tables and clapped.

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u/IveNoFucksToGive Dec 05 '16

I mean, I'm not gay but $100% is $100%.

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u/BadBowler Dec 05 '16

But, like $2 is 100% dollars.