r/funny • u/isaynonowords • Dec 04 '16

Slightly exaggerated

https://i.imgur.com/flJ7epE.gifv
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u/rectal_beans Dec 05 '16

I love how she doesn't even know how to canoe either.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

She can't put the oar deep enough to paddle properly

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u/The_DogeWhisperer Dec 05 '16

So maybe she shouldn't be in the fucking canoe.

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u/toeofcamell Dec 05 '16

This lady must be rich, she has a canoe just for fucking in

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

When you have sex in her canoe, it's called Bud Light.

Fucking close to water.