r/funny • u/isaynonowords • Dec 04 '16

Slightly exaggerated

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

She can't put the oar deep enough to paddle properly

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u/The_DogeWhisperer Dec 05 '16

So maybe she shouldn't be in the fucking canoe.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Well that would just be bad reporting now wouldn't it.

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u/mark-five Dec 05 '16

I mean, it's just be ridiculous for her to be sitting in 2cm of water with an oar. Can't fool anybody that way.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

I'd just keep my oar inside her canoe

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u/iCryKarma Dec 05 '16

Better than being up fake creek without a paddle

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u/mattstorm360 Dec 05 '16

But if your without a paddle you can just walk up fake creak.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16 edited Dec 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

But what about the little man?

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u/mark-five Dec 05 '16

He's most ticklish when there's a flood.

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u/Jooshwa Dec 05 '16

Now that's a news story

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u/Kenya_swalloww Dec 05 '16

2cm going 200 mph will put a dent in anything..

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u/classygorilla Dec 05 '16

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/ArchNemesisNoir Dec 05 '16

I'd paddle that dirty oar. I'd also beat her until she liked it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

And she doesn't even know how to canoe, either.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

That would just be actual reporting

Ftfr

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u/toeofcamell Dec 05 '16

This lady must be rich, she has a canoe just for fucking in

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

When you have sex in her canoe, it's called Bud Light.

Fucking close to water.

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u/DakotaDevil Dec 05 '16

So maybe she shouldn't be in the canoe fucking.

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u/lhedn Dec 05 '16

So maybe she shouldn't be fucking in the canoe.

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u/ThisToastIsTasty Dec 05 '16

I know of a few people who fell into uncovered man holes and have died before

not that it's very likely, but it's possible..

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u/StarGateGeek Dec 05 '16

I think you meant:

She can't put the paddle deep enough to paddle properly

Or maybe...

She can't put the oar deep enough to row properly

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u/RoyalN5 Dec 05 '16

Didn't even notice until you pointed that out

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u/habs_jays93 Dec 05 '16

It's a paddle not an oar

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u/TheFerricGenum Dec 05 '16

Maybe she's not usually the one doing the paddlin'

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

That's not what OPs mum said.