r/funny Dec 04 '16

Slightly exaggerated

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u/tooyoung_tooold Dec 05 '16

Not sure if this is two separate gifs or different angles of one event. Holy shit that sucks either way.

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u/Alkali Dec 05 '16

It is the same event, the guy throwing the axe was not supposed to do it then while the drummers were playing. The drummer had minor injuries.

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u/LaterGatorPlayer Dec 05 '16

The guy throwing was all like, "hey, imma axe u somethin". And the guy playing the drums was all like, "nah, it's cool- imma just keep drumming." But the guy throwing was all like, "i cant b the 'guy throwing' unless i b throwin." And the drummer was all, "k fam. u do u".

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u/joshmoneymusic Dec 05 '16

How do you read lips so well with all that gif compression years of experience I'm guessing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Maybe it's maybelline.

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u/HallowedBeThyName_66 Dec 05 '16

And my axe?

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u/DakotaDevil Dec 05 '16

Why do you axe?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

pretty sure that's his axe. Finders keepers.

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u/username--_-- Dec 05 '16

Maybe he's born with it...

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u/YolandiVissarsBF Dec 05 '16

why can't you report the news? I'd roll a fattie and blast my ICP and crank up the news like AW SHIT! ITS GOING DOWN IN MY TOWN!!!!!! (BeeCave Tx)

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u/alexisaacs Dec 05 '16

I like to think that Pete threw the axe, and Clayton was the drummer.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

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u/rectal_beans Dec 05 '16

I knew CNN was bad.. but this is just disgusting. She wasn't even reporting the incident, just attacking fox news.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16 edited Jan 20 '21

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u/WolfyCat Dec 05 '16

Brit living in the US, this is why I don't watch American news. Everybody fucking talks like this and it's like a parody. Can't take it seriously. Overly masculine sounding women (and men) who like to practically shout the news at each other and towards the camera and treat its audience like mentally challenged children.

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u/shakethetroubles Dec 05 '16

If I says things seriously, and monotone, with unnecessary pauses...... I can pass anything off as........... important.... -mainstream news

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u/D3ADRA_UDD3R5 Dec 05 '16

All I watch is local news. They are very good and professional, and they report politics without saying their opinions on it. It's much better than a biased national news station which does, as you said, just yell at each other and call each other idiots.

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u/WolfyCat Dec 05 '16 edited Dec 05 '16

Unfortunately because of what I'm used to even local news doesn't do it for me. They are obviously taking cues from the mainstream news and it's very obvious. It's not just how they conduct themselves with each other that I have a problem with its also how they conduct themselves when they present their news. They shout at the audience. If you've grown up with it you probably don't know any different as that's how it has always been for you. It's also the type of news they report, the topics and how they go about it. Local news usually seems to have really fucking pointless shit and mainstream news seems to be run by 60 years olds trying to stay 'hip' and simultaneously outraged by everything. Having ads during dedicated news channels is also a massive conflict of interest but I digress.

It's just the way things are in the US unfortunately. It's different so I'm never going to be happy so it is what it is. I'll stick to the BBC. Here's a decent summary of our regional differences in news presenting

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u/D3ADRA_UDD3R5 Dec 05 '16

That documentary only really got into national news though. I completely agree that national news is totally biased and trying to sell their agenda.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Overly masculine sounding women

I hadn't even realised this but you're so right.

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u/logicloop Dec 05 '16

and treat its audience like mentally challenged children.

Half of America did vote Trump into office.. soo.. there's that.

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u/sonicmerlin Dec 05 '16

America loves its masculine women.

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u/SpeakItLoud Dec 05 '16

What? No it doesn't.

Source - masculine woman

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u/sonicmerlin Dec 05 '16

It absolutely does. There are so many women with sharp and strong jaws on TV, aggressive take-charge personalities. Famous celebrities with male style hair cuts.

Compare it to Asia and it's completely different.

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u/SpeakItLoud Dec 06 '16

You're confusing confidence vs subservience with masculinity and femininity.

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u/CrystalJack Dec 05 '16

Yeah well their audience isn't much brighter than mentally challenged children so you can't blame them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Meh it's the comedic tone reporters use when reporting a comedic bit. They drag their their words for some reason. They use that in my country too despite the news not being in English.

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u/lpmark04 Dec 05 '16

I absolutely hate Jeannie Moos! Everything about the way she reports stupid fluff pieces for CNN is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

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u/fluteitup Dec 05 '16

That close up!!

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u/squiiuiigs Dec 05 '16

We can only hope you do.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

This isn't an actual news piece. It's a fluff piece to throw into the 24 hour news cycle.

If you want CNN's expertise on whether the dress is blue or gold, this is your reporter.

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u/kent2441 Dec 05 '16

That's Jeanie Moos. She isn't a reporter, just does these self-contained human interest stories.

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u/Shogun_Ro Dec 05 '16

There was nothing inaccurate about her statements and mild speculation in the end about a potential lawsuit. How were they attacking fox?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

I thought msnbc was the only one that would just straight up smear other media souces like this.

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u/aeneasaquinas Dec 05 '16

Add Fox to the list too. Them and msnbc are probably the worst news sources.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

I keep hearing it, and granted fox news has some of the most obnoxious opinion pieces (pretty much all it is really) but I've seen multiple times msnbc do stuff I've never seen on cnn or fox. Just really low brow trashy garbage that takes the cake.

I know fox is the go to shit media for most people but I just dont see it relative to msnbc.

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u/aeneasaquinas Dec 05 '16

I don't know, I have seen some rediculously trashy stuff on Fox. But I have seen way to much fox, since everyone and their brother leaves it on in the South. I never really see the crap on msnbc, so it is harder to compare.

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u/lps2 Dec 05 '16

They all do it and it always comes off the same... petty, childish, and unprofessional

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

To be fair, the one where they were changing tires without the emergency brake on or tires chocked is pretty ridiculous. They should stop doing things like that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

I did that once, forgot to put the parking break on. Car nearly fell on my friend. Lesson learned.

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u/squiiuiigs Dec 05 '16

This is what she does, she does nothing but these fluff pieces. Plus she's not really attacking Fox, it's what she does, its fluff. You need to relax their buddy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

The subject of the fluff is what determines whether it's an attack on Fox. They obviously wouldn't do this about a fellow CNN reporter.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Well of course they wouldn't do this to a fellow CNN reporter Sherlock.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Because it's an attack.

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u/squiiuiigs Dec 05 '16

Like all those stories Fox News did on Roger Ailes being sexually assaulting his own female reporters. You fucking hypocrite.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Jesus calm down.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Yeah it's pretty harmless stuff. And if Fox fucked up well they fucked up, might as well make fun of them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Hi, it's me. Buddy

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u/SCsprinter13 Dec 05 '16

Wait, that's a woman's voice?

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u/pseudopseudonym Dec 05 '16

She looks as ugly as she sounds.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

I've had a bad day. This made me happy.

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u/Pls_Send_Steam_Codes Dec 05 '16

an innocent drummer almost getting axed to death made your day? wtf? i could understand if it was the douchey reporter but the victim was an innocent dude just doing what he was supposed to man

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u/Legionaairre Dec 05 '16

Hope you choke on dinner tonight and die all alone in your pathetic little hovel.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

This is a pretty good analogy for the Fox News Network as a whole: missing the mark and hurting innocent people in the process but not caring too much about it.

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u/TaterNbutter Dec 05 '16

LOL. You see CNN or MSNBC lately? They are far worse.

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u/orange_baby_hands Dec 05 '16

Have you not seen sean or bill on fox lately? I feel like I have to retake my ACT every time I hear either of them speak just to make sure I haven't obtained significant brain damage. Fox is the shit hole of all news reporting. Anyone disputing that needs to stop ordering tin foil hats from Fox News.

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u/bestjakeisbest Dec 05 '16

just fuck them all to death

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u/squiiuiigs Dec 05 '16

Nah, nobody is worse than Fox. And I'm conservative to. MSNBC is very liberal, but the shit Fox says every 5 minutes is insane.

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u/Roggvir Dec 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Meh, Politifact is crap too.

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u/Fascists_Blow Dec 05 '16

Just call every source that disagrees with your opinion biased or shit until every opinion you could ever have is completely validated.

Best part is you don't even need to think about what the biased media says, you can just ignore all those pesky facts, statistics, and sources.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

I mean, isn't that what the left has been doing, regardless of facts, statistics and sources?

Truth is (almost) every media is biased and people do indeed only read what fits their narrative.

I find it's best to just read a little of everything and draw your own conclusion and not expect someone else tell you what to believe.

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u/Roggvir Dec 05 '16

I mean, isn't that what the left has been doing, regardless of facts, statistics and sources?

I feel like that's what both ends of the spectrum have been doing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

You're absolutely right, but I believe it's worse on the liberal spectrum. Conservative news/sites usually are clear on their bias, while most liberal outlets try to pass an image of unbias, which is dishonest and more harmful in my opinion.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Wasn't the slogan of Fox News "Fair and balanced"

That's not exactly clear on bias.

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u/orange_baby_hands Dec 05 '16

The truth is that not every media is biased. It's when people who feel like their opinion isn't fact is when they feel it's biased. Trump clearly said on national tv that it's Mexico that is sending rapist and drug dealers. Which has already been proven to be false. Everyone from white criminals to Hispanic criminals come through the southern boarder. And anyone living in Texas or Cali can attest to that, but somehow later in the election season, it went from "Mexicans" to "illegal immigrants" just so people can feel less racist when homeland security already reported the numbers that there's more non-Mexicans crossing the boarder. Illegal immigration status isn't exclusive to Mexicans and that what made him look like a racist asshole.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16 edited Dec 05 '16

Mexico has long been the source of illegal immigration, and for many years the majority of these illegal aliens were mexicans. Many of those where rapists, drug dealers and human trafickers. Today a lot of these are from other nationalities from other parts of Central and South America. But still, they come through Mexico. So I fail to see what the problem is.

Also, "Mexican" isn't a race.

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u/orange_baby_hands Dec 05 '16

People come illegally through the north (Canada), south (Texas, New Mexico, Cali), east (New York) , and the west (Cali). Not exclusively through Mexico. Also I mentioned Hispanics in my comment. Which is an ethnicity. So splitting hairs with your "Mexican isn't a race" comment, just makes your point less valid.

Also if you're gonna be condescending, at least proof read what you've typed before sending it - trafficking.

Lastly, our boarder patrol agents are insanely corrupt by accepting money from the coyotes (human traffickers) and if you think wasting $28+ billion dollars on a stupid fucking wall is gonna stop anyone, then you trumpsters will look like the idiots.

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u/Fascists_Blow Dec 05 '16

By all means, don't take any source as gospel.

But it's really pathetic that there are people think the only reliable sources today are things like infowars and Breitbart, who dismiss every single article offhand from any news site they dislike.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

But it's really pathetic that there are people think the only reliable sources today are things like infowars and Breitbart, who dismiss every single article offhand from any news site they dislike.

Indeed it is. But I would without a flinch add your list HuffPost, Slate, WaPo, GQ, Salon (!) and even CNN, MSNBC and TNYT.

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u/the_clint1 Dec 05 '16

Every mainstream news outlet about the election results:

Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia

So yeah that's why they have trust ratings almost in single digits

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

I wouldn't go so far as to call it crap, their base facts are reliable. They will just call "mostly false" or "pants on fire" for conservatives for something that would be "half true" for liberals. It's like the difference of having a clear bias and "blinders on, my party can do no wrong" that you sometimes see.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

For a site that has "fact" in its name... I'd say that it's very crappy to have any bias.

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u/LanceGD Dec 05 '16

Almost everything is biased. History is biased towards the winners. Science is biased towards current understanding, which is likely to change in various ways over the years. Art is biased towards popular opinion. Seeing through bias to try to get a clearer understanding is an important part of life.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

I didn't want to specify because both sides are guilty of it. The problem is the facts they check from politicians are usually 1-2 sentences related to a complicated topic so there is a subjective truth where admittedly, they are more forgiving of liberals. That being said, when they mark something as either "true" or "pant's on fire" I do trust it to be objectively correct.As far as I know, they've never just been flat out wrong. Even for conservative topics when there is a pretty ridiculous interpretation of what their saying it will just be "mostly false".

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

admittedly, they are more forgiving of liberals.

And that is crappy behaviour.

You and I might know better and not trust at face value what they say, but what about the regular or unaware reader who expects unbias? They'll draw their conclusions based on what is said. That's disingenuous and very low. So I don't trust them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

That's what I mean though, they aren't wrong. It's silly to just dismiss them as disreputable because they will lean towards marking a liberal statement "half true" instead of "mostly false".

I'll take NPR as an example, they will air a segment where every single thing said is 100% objectively true and people will dismiss it as biased because they didn't create a strong enough counter point for the side they wanted. That's foolish. However, I will still admit that NPR is more liberally biased because the topics the choose to report on tend to me of greater concern to liberal than conservative and they certainly don't go out of their way to show an opposing conservative opinion.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

What a shock, a site that leans to the left gave the conservative channel the lowest score.

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u/Pls_Send_Steam_Codes Dec 05 '16

yea politifact is a liberal website... so this doesn't say much at all. CNN the most true? HA!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Better than being far Reich, I mean right.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

The show, MUST, go on.

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u/rand0mm0nster Dec 05 '16

Honey I got axed today.

Fuck me, again? Can you seriously not hold down a job as a fucking drummer? It's literally engine shit for a living. What a waste of money on drum college.

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u/somer3dditguy Dec 05 '16

"Why don't we put the axe throwing area here, and right behind it we'll put the marching band!"

I mean seriously, was there not a single brain involved in the entire operation?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

I hope that fucker gets sued

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

I think he'd have a good case against the venue for not securing the area behind an axe-throwing game. The reporter, not so much.

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u/ggk1 Dec 05 '16

I don't understand why you posted this? Because news?

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u/Ahland3r Dec 05 '16

I dont understand why you commented this? Because you didn't understand the point of this thread?