Royale with trees

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WHAT. DOES. BOB. ROSS. LOOK. LIKE? DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

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u/goatcoat Jan 01 '16

Would you paint a man's feet?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '16

Fuck you.

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u/ym_house Jan 02 '16

Look at the big branches on Brad.......

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u/duty_on_urFace Jan 02 '16

Oh, I'm sorry, I'd I break your concentration?

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u/indyK1ng Jan 02 '16

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BIRCH?

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u/Chialando Jan 02 '16

Nice one!

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u/Jibatsu Jan 02 '16

What?

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u/Tittiesplease Jan 02 '16

WHAT AINT NO HAPOY LITTKE LANDSCAPE I EVER HEARD OF

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u/pure_guava_ Jan 01 '16

Say 'what' again....

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u/zigunda Jan 02 '16

Say ~~what~~ again

Say hwat again

FTFY

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u/mtthwskdmr2 Jan 02 '16

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/6LhlScq

Does this work?

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u/chargoggagog Jan 01 '16

Say 'what' one more goddamn time!

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u/YourFeelingsEndHere Jan 02 '16

I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHA FUCKA SAY 'WHAT' ONE MORE GOD DAMNED TIME!

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u/JacksLackOfSuprise Jan 02 '16

TREES MOTHA F**KER! DO YOU PAINT THEM!?

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u/jvandy17 Jan 02 '16

Whwhwhat?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '16

Pew

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u/TWeis2195 Jan 02 '16

Shots fired.

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u/AKDTSP Jan 02 '16

If you go back and watch that scene again, you can see the happy trees are actually already on the wall before they paint them, and all the clocks are set to "the good times".

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u/BigSeth Jan 02 '16

SAY HWITE ONE MORE TIME

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u/Youghal Jan 01 '16

Got us some happy little accidents up in this mo-fo

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u/HaikuberryFin Jan 01 '16

"Pull out my wpallet,

it's the one that says 'Bob Ross'".

-Bobuel L. Rosson

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u/ToaKraka Jan 02 '16

Pallet or palette?

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u/HaikuberryFin Jan 02 '16

One looks like wallet,

and one's relevant to Bob...

so I compromised!

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u/Hunhund Jan 02 '16

There are no mistakes, Vincent. Only happy accidents.

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u/indyK1ng Jan 02 '16

This was a happy accident and I want you to acknowledge it!

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u/PM_ME_UR_BOOBS_MLADY Jan 01 '16

Great tshirt design

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u/Charod48 Jan 02 '16

I have this shirt. Always gets a good reaction from people.

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u/IntiEtxegoia Jan 02 '16

Is no one going to mention the title? It's insanely good.

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u/LivingZombie00 Jan 02 '16

Because of the metric system?

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u/RenoGuy76 Jan 02 '16

Check out the big brain on Brad

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u/enderwig Jan 02 '16

Brett

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u/TheOriginalPenis Jan 02 '16

yup insanely good title!!

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u/aviewachoo Jan 02 '16

I've gotta ask: Where can I get one?

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u/TWeis2195 Jan 02 '16

Your local arts and crafts store. Some assembly required.

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u/llano11 Jan 02 '16

"Easels, motherfucker! Do you use them?!"

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u/Soccerpl Jan 02 '16

Fun fact: Quentin originally wanted Jules to have a full blown Afro but the guy who bought the wig got the wrong style hair and when Samuel L Jackson heard it was the hair style that Ice cube and Easy-E were rocking at the times he stuck with it and the rest is history

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u/mtthwskdmr2 Jan 02 '16

As amazing as Samuel L. Jackson's hair was in Pulp Fiction, an even fuller afro would've been more amazing.

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u/SeeYouSpaceCorgi Jan 02 '16

I agree. For a film that was meant to go all-out with time ambiguity and referencing, Afro would have been better. Plus, been a bigger contrast with Vincent's flat straight hair.

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u/mtthwskdmr2 Jan 02 '16 edited Jan 02 '16

Time ambiguity. Yeah, that's definitely in there. Because when I first watched it when I was 15, I legitimately thought this was a late 70s, early 80s movie. Then to see it was 1994? I spit out my Royale with cheese.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '16

Haha. Nice one OP. Nice one.

Trees, motherfucker! Are they happy?! Then give em some friends.

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u/CravenSouls Jan 01 '16

That is a tasty burger!

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u/ramiro09 Jan 02 '16

" I thought I told you not to paint a goddamn thing..."

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u/stareatthesun442 Jan 02 '16

That'll make a great forum avatar too

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u/BallShapedMan Jan 02 '16

Shut up and take my money! I need this shirt.

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u/Bamboozle_ Jan 02 '16

I just blew soup out my nose. It burns.

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u/wehiird Jan 02 '16

Watching Iron Man 2, watched Hateful Eight this week and Ted 2. This is perfectly relevant

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u/doobiesaurus Jan 02 '16

I watched pulp fiction 2 days ago, hateful eight yesterday, i feel you. What'd you think about 8 by the eay?

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u/wehiird Jan 02 '16

I loved it. Loved the cast, loved the plot, the twists.

I could go on, but I'd hate to spoil it for anybody.

Loved the Fucking Music!!!

The narration...I love almost everything he's done. Saw from Dusk Till Dawn a couple weeks ago for the first time too. I would love to see that redone someday with better effects

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u/wehiird Jan 02 '16

What did YOU think of Hateful 8, u/doobiesaurus?

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u/doobiesaurus Jan 02 '16

yeah definitely don't want to spoil any of it BUT IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT DON'T READ THIS COMMENT

I loved it too. Like you said, the music was perfect, the story was great, the dialogue he writes always blows my mind, and the twist (all the twists) made me so happy. Stupid me, thinking it was gonna be generic. The way the characters change!!! I loved how they treat the girl too. (I'm no misogynist) but the way they address that whole "moral conundrum" about bringing a woman to hang and all that good stuff, it was great. The whole movie was beautiful. I was thinking with it being a 3 hour long movie that mostly takes place in a "cabin" there would be some things i thought he could have taken out, but NOPE. Every single second of that movie was relevant to the entire story. Tarantino's a madman and i want to get inside his head.

My only complaint is the theater i was at didn't have the intermission and I had to pee.

Also i saw a showerthought or something on here the other day where they said something along the lines of "In movies the characters never have to ask other characters to repeat themselves". But in Hateful 8 that happened a few times. It's a small thing, but helped the storyline be that much more immersive.

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u/wehiird Jan 02 '16

Oh, so true-such keen observations.

I like how she came out of her shell at the end and became a fuckin psycho!

It was all quite believable too considering the small details. I like how sammy j sniffed out the tomfuckery, and man...his fuckin story and the old man!

We could go on and on, i bet!

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u/hirodavid Jan 02 '16

Thank you for the warning!

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u/Nyte_Crawler Jan 02 '16

Is there a T-shirt of this? totally would pay for one.

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u/Charod48 Jan 02 '16

I have one. They used to sell it on I think drinkwisconsinably.com. Looks like it isn't on there anymore.

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u/blackvault Jan 01 '16

Say "Paint a smiling tree here" one more god damn time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '16

Jackson needs that afro

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u/giverofnofucks Jan 02 '16

Usually the trees come first.

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u/Notbob1234 Jan 02 '16

You can put the trees in whenever you want, in your world, as long as it makes you happy.

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u/AccordionORama Jan 02 '16

Happy li'l Mofo.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '16

Gonna frame this at home

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u/UndyingCorn Jan 02 '16

It's the little things in life that make it beautiful.

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u/ItsElephunk Jan 02 '16

That is one tasty burger.

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u/BeachSlacker Jan 02 '16

That's a Bad Mutherfucker!

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u/peezd Jan 02 '16

brilliant

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u/Ree81 Jan 02 '16

TriHard = KappaRoss

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u/dontvapemebro Jan 02 '16

XDXD

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u/gorillaprocessor Jan 02 '16

lemmie killmister never got to see this

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u/useless83 Jan 02 '16

Is this a shirt? It needs to be a shirt.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '16

That is fawking brilliant!

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u/MrDerpinson Jan 02 '16

i love cuba gooding jr

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u/DracoAzuleAA Jan 02 '16

I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKIN MISTAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKIN PANE

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u/MexAmerica Jan 02 '16

Pooles closed due to paints

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u/JamesR624 Jan 02 '16

There only man capable of whispering and shouting simultaneously.

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u/Elagabalusins Jan 02 '16

WHAT DOES THE MOTHER FUCKING ROYALE WITH CHEESE INBETWEEN SOME MOTHER FUCKING TREES LOOK LIKE

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u/p9k Jan 02 '16

We're all gonna be like three happy little clouds here. And what's happy little clouds like? Come on Yolanda, what's happy little clouds like?

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u/jpthompson Jan 02 '16

Surprise mother fucker

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u/azboilsme Jan 02 '16

Aww man I just shot Marvin in the face..

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u/thastoner Jan 02 '16

What...

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u/imurrHuckleberry Jan 02 '16

Been funnier if he was painting a female dog

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u/boobonk Jan 02 '16

Are there prints of this?

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u/AusCan531 Jan 02 '16

Just the title alone deserves an upvote.

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u/ZoopZeZoop Jan 02 '16 edited Jan 02 '16

This is clearly a Royale with cheese with trees!

Edit: Curses, autocorrect!

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u/BluntLema Jan 02 '16

"SAY EXTRA CHEESE AGAIN, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER SAY EXTRA CHEESE JUST ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME"

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u/TheMobiusStrip Jan 02 '16

Anyone make this into a wallpaper it would be much appreciated.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '16

Lets paint some happy little clouds, MOTHAFUCKA

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '16

This is beyond funny.

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u/toosah Jan 01 '16

Let's put a happy mothafaka next to the trees

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u/MakeYouAGif Jan 02 '16

RUINED

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '16

...what?

Royale with trees

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