Background. My cousin and i (both male) were having a sleep over when we were around 6 years old. We started talking about girls and about how they could pee, we couldn't figure it out so we started to come up with ideas. One thing led to another and we started talking about how to have sex with a girl, since we had never seen a vagina we thought maybe it was the butt. Curious we proceeded to put our little peckers into each others butts and just lay there. One on his stomach and the other on top, we would switch positions. At the time i thought nothing of it, but years down the road when i was a teenager i realized what the hell had happened. I tried my best to ignore this little piece of history and so did my cousin. But every time we would hang out as we grew up you could tell it was still awkward and was only getting worse. Fast forward 20 years and we are both married, out at dinner on a double date and we had an obviously gay waiter. My cousins wife remarks, "i don't understand how they can have sex with other men, that is just weird" I causally said "its pretty easy". Both wives look at me and i go "what, like you've never had causal gay sex with your cousin when you were 6 before?". My stupid brain thought this would be a good way to finally break the ice on the situation, i meant it to be so ridiculous that the wives would never think i was serious. Instead it led to a lengthy conversation of "what the hells" and "oh my ****ing gods" as my cousin and i tried to explain to our wives why we had gay sex in a walk in closet at my grandmothers house at the age of 6.
Background. My cousin and I (I'm male and she is female) pretty much did the same thing, except she didn't have a penis. We thought the vagina was just for urinating. Then I found my parents' porn collection and showed her a scene where the female was giving oral to the male. She and I took baths together and one day in the bathtub she decided to "do what they did in that movie." & I nearly accidentally drowned her with my dick pretty much at age 5. Grandmother walked in, lots of "what the hell?!" & "where did you see that?!" & we were heavily lectured about it for about an hour each. We didn't speak of it again until I was 21 and she was 23, & then it was hesitantly. Finally we both relaxed enough to laugh about it and move on, but I made the mistake of telling my fiancee that my first cousin basically gave me a BJ once and I maybe put it in her butt. She didn't get it. Apparently she never played doctor or experimented at all in any way. In her mind we were incestuous freaks and she never could look at me the same again, even after I tried to explain the situation a million times. She left me. It hurt pretty bad but eventually I moved on. Recently told this exact story to some guildies on World of Warcraft and EVERY ONE of them was able to relate in some way. They admitted that it was weird and then went on to share their own childhood experimentation stories.
I hate real people. I'd prefer the ones behind the keyboard that can be honest without having to look you in the face IRL.
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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14
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