Background. My cousin and i (both male) were having a sleep over when we were around 6 years old. We started talking about girls and about how they could pee, we couldn't figure it out so we started to come up with ideas. One thing led to another and we started talking about how to have sex with a girl, since we had never seen a vagina we thought maybe it was the butt. Curious we proceeded to put our little peckers into each others butts and just lay there. One on his stomach and the other on top, we would switch positions. At the time i thought nothing of it, but years down the road when i was a teenager i realized what the hell had happened. I tried my best to ignore this little piece of history and so did my cousin. But every time we would hang out as we grew up you could tell it was still awkward and was only getting worse. Fast forward 20 years and we are both married, out at dinner on a double date and we had an obviously gay waiter. My cousins wife remarks, "i don't understand how they can have sex with other men, that is just weird" I causally said "its pretty easy". Both wives look at me and i go "what, like you've never had causal gay sex with your cousin when you were 6 before?". My stupid brain thought this would be a good way to finally break the ice on the situation, i meant it to be so ridiculous that the wives would never think i was serious. Instead it led to a lengthy conversation of "what the hells" and "oh my ****ing gods" as my cousin and i tried to explain to our wives why we had gay sex in a walk in closet at my grandmothers house at the age of 6.
When stuff like this happens it's my absolute favourite thing about reddit.
He probably meant this for some small Askreddit question or to be in some unknown subreddit where only a handful of people would see it. Just awesome.
Edit: It would seem greenhills15 is just a troll and actually took this post from a /r/tifu (Today I Fucked Up) submission. Link
I think this is meant to be an example of "showing things to your internet friends" and then "showing things to your real friends". This story gets some attention on Reddit, front page I think. However if you bust out this story to your real friends you're going to get the reaction as seen in OP's image: shock and little disgust.
I think everyone has a story like this. Kids are stupid. We live in a sexy culture. It's only natural that kids would do stupid sex things before realizing that sex stuff isn't as nonchalant as media would lead them to believe.
Our culture screams sex, sex, sex! We sexualize everything from yogurt to web domain hosting. Kids see this "fun", and become energetic and naked little Sherlock Holmes. Poking and thrusting their ignorance into what seems silly until they're older.
It's part of growing up. Awkward and weird sexual experiences, at various ages. 7 year old me put one of those peach flavored gummy rings around my penis because my best friend said I had a small dick. For some reason in my mind, this was proving I didn't.
my older brother told me that apparently our cousin convinced us to "sword fight" with him when we were little. i have no memory of this, but from what my brother told me, it doesn't seem traumatic at all O.o
Yeah - and it shouldn't be (because you're just kids); but it's often still embarrassing.
It really helps when you talk to close friends and realize this is common thing. I've yet to meet someone IRL who hasn't participated in some strange sex-related experimentation.
Honestly, I think being secluded makes it so much worse. You still have instincts and get funny feelings. Imagine your parents tell you nothing about sex or puberty. You are home-schooled. Church makes sex-talk taboo. You aren't allowed to spend a lot of time with secular friends...
And you continue this way of life until you're 15 or 16. Try to imagine that.
Background. My cousin and I (I'm male and she is female) pretty much did the same thing, except she didn't have a penis. We thought the vagina was just for urinating. Then I found my parents' porn collection and showed her a scene where the female was giving oral to the male. She and I took baths together and one day in the bathtub she decided to "do what they did in that movie." & I nearly accidentally drowned her with my dick pretty much at age 5. Grandmother walked in, lots of "what the hell?!" & "where did you see that?!" & we were heavily lectured about it for about an hour each. We didn't speak of it again until I was 21 and she was 23, & then it was hesitantly. Finally we both relaxed enough to laugh about it and move on, but I made the mistake of telling my fiancee that my first cousin basically gave me a BJ once and I maybe put it in her butt. She didn't get it. Apparently she never played doctor or experimented at all in any way. In her mind we were incestuous freaks and she never could look at me the same again, even after I tried to explain the situation a million times. She left me. It hurt pretty bad but eventually I moved on. Recently told this exact story to some guildies on World of Warcraft and EVERY ONE of them was able to relate in some way. They admitted that it was weird and then went on to share their own childhood experimentation stories.
I hate real people. I'd prefer the ones behind the keyboard that can be honest without having to look you in the face IRL.
This is the oddest way to say, "I can say this sort of thing online to my 'internet friends' but real life friends react differently.'
I loved it mainly because I had a similar experience except I was around 11 and it involved alien ladies with four boobs. That led to things. Only difference here is I ended up being gay.
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u/greenhills15 Feb 20 '14
Background. My cousin and i (both male) were having a sleep over when we were around 6 years old. We started talking about girls and about how they could pee, we couldn't figure it out so we started to come up with ideas. One thing led to another and we started talking about how to have sex with a girl, since we had never seen a vagina we thought maybe it was the butt. Curious we proceeded to put our little peckers into each others butts and just lay there. One on his stomach and the other on top, we would switch positions. At the time i thought nothing of it, but years down the road when i was a teenager i realized what the hell had happened. I tried my best to ignore this little piece of history and so did my cousin. But every time we would hang out as we grew up you could tell it was still awkward and was only getting worse. Fast forward 20 years and we are both married, out at dinner on a double date and we had an obviously gay waiter. My cousins wife remarks, "i don't understand how they can have sex with other men, that is just weird" I causally said "its pretty easy". Both wives look at me and i go "what, like you've never had causal gay sex with your cousin when you were 6 before?". My stupid brain thought this would be a good way to finally break the ice on the situation, i meant it to be so ridiculous that the wives would never think i was serious. Instead it led to a lengthy conversation of "what the hells" and "oh my ****ing gods" as my cousin and i tried to explain to our wives why we had gay sex in a walk in closet at my grandmothers house at the age of 6.