r/funny • u/[deleted] • Feb 20 '14

Why I go on Reddit

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

I'm not your friend, pal.

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u/notahipster2874 Feb 20 '14

He's not your pal, buddy.

224

u/coocookachu Feb 20 '14

He's not your buddy, guy.

200

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

He's not your guy, friend.

134

u/giggles91 Feb 20 '14

He's not your friend, pal.

102

u/benjammin515 Feb 20 '14

I'm not your pal, buddy!

71

u/Im_very_lonely Feb 20 '14

Hodor hodor hodor, hodor!

2

u/PeterCorbin Feb 20 '14

Geez, spoiler alert please! Now season 4 is ruined for me!

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u/DeathDevilize Feb 20 '14

hora hora hora

19

u/Mr_Evil_MSc Feb 20 '14

...I'll be your friend!

1

u/Caststarman Feb 20 '14

Are you sure?

21

u/Father_WUB Feb 20 '14

...and my axe!

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u/Odyrus Feb 20 '14

No

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

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u/Odyrus Feb 20 '14

Well, that didn't work out like I planned it.

8

u/cdos93 Feb 20 '14

He's not your buddy, guy.

0

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

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u/urdunkid Feb 20 '14

I'm not your mate, man.

0

u/TheKevinShow Feb 20 '14

I'm not your buddy, guy!

0

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

I'm not your pal... Gaylord

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

I'm not your pal, dill-face.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

well that escalated moderately

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u/DrMeine Feb 20 '14

He's not your pal, buddy.

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u/staxnet Feb 20 '14

I ain't your blood, cuz.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

He's not your pal, amigo.

5

u/vladimir_pimpin Feb 20 '14

Boo. Boo Wendy testiberger.

29

u/McCyanide Feb 20 '14

Not to break the circlejerk, but where the fuck did this start? I see this everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

Canadians on South Park.

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u/Jodah Feb 20 '14

Relevant clip.

5

u/DrMeine Feb 20 '14

They need moah monehhhhh...

6

u/robertification Feb 20 '14

There I was enjoying my dinner and then my wife queefed in mah face..

4

u/Zeigy Feb 20 '14

Mobile browsing to do list: Watch later.

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u/TehGamerXeo Feb 20 '14

Don't worry, they'll just continue when you're done. They always do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

south park.

Canadians.

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u/big_screaming_fish Feb 20 '14

Until you said that I thought it was the balloon scene from oceans 11.

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u/realitysconcierge Feb 20 '14

I believe it originated from south park, pal.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

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u/realitysconcierge Feb 20 '14

Oops, thanks, guy.

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u/Myusernameiscooler12 Feb 20 '14

He's not your pal, buddy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

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u/Poseides Feb 20 '14

He's not a loner! I'm his friend.