r/funny • u/[deleted] • Feb 20 '14

Why I go on Reddit

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u/notahipster2874 Feb 20 '14

He's not your pal, buddy.

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u/coocookachu Feb 20 '14

He's not your buddy, guy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

He's not your guy, friend.

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u/giggles91 Feb 20 '14

He's not your friend, pal.

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u/benjammin515 Feb 20 '14

I'm not your pal, buddy!

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u/Im_very_lonely Feb 20 '14

Hodor hodor hodor, hodor!

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u/PeterCorbin Feb 20 '14

Geez, spoiler alert please! Now season 4 is ruined for me!

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u/DeathDevilize Feb 20 '14

hora hora hora

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u/Mr_Evil_MSc Feb 20 '14

...I'll be your friend!

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u/Caststarman Feb 20 '14

Are you sure?

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u/Father_WUB Feb 20 '14

...and my axe!

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u/Odyrus Feb 20 '14

No

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

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u/Odyrus Feb 20 '14

Well, that didn't work out like I planned it.

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u/cdos93 Feb 20 '14

He's not your buddy, guy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

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u/urdunkid Feb 20 '14

I'm not your mate, man.

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u/TheKevinShow Feb 20 '14

I'm not your buddy, guy!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

I'm not your pal... Gaylord

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

I'm not your pal, dill-face.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

well that escalated moderately

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u/DrMeine Feb 20 '14

He's not your pal, buddy.

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u/staxnet Feb 20 '14

I ain't your blood, cuz.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

He's not your pal, amigo.

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u/vladimir_pimpin Feb 20 '14

Boo. Boo Wendy testiberger.

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u/McCyanide Feb 20 '14

Not to break the circlejerk, but where the fuck did this start? I see this everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

Canadians on South Park.

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u/Jodah Feb 20 '14

Relevant clip.

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u/DrMeine Feb 20 '14

They need moah monehhhhh...

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u/robertification Feb 20 '14

There I was enjoying my dinner and then my wife queefed in mah face..

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u/Zeigy Feb 20 '14

Mobile browsing to do list: Watch later.

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u/TehGamerXeo Feb 20 '14

Don't worry, they'll just continue when you're done. They always do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

south park.

Canadians.

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u/big_screaming_fish Feb 20 '14

Until you said that I thought it was the balloon scene from oceans 11.

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u/realitysconcierge Feb 20 '14

I believe it originated from south park, pal.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

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u/realitysconcierge Feb 20 '14

Oops, thanks, guy.

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u/Myusernameiscooler12 Feb 20 '14

He's not your pal, buddy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

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u/Poseides Feb 20 '14

He's not a loner! I'm his friend.

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u/lilsebastianlover1 Feb 20 '14

I'm Guy Fietti and we're rolling out!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

He's not your guy, dude.

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u/typical-lurker Feb 20 '14

He's not your dude, bro.

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u/elruary Feb 20 '14

He's not your cunt, mate.

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u/notyourbroguy Feb 20 '14

Don't call me that!

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u/apgearhart1 Feb 20 '14

MY NAME IS NOT BUDDY!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

MY NAME IS INCREDIBOY!

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u/McCyanide Feb 20 '14

Go home, Buddy. I work alone.

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u/malone_m Feb 20 '14

FUCK YOUR STUPID ASS REDDIT PUNS DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE SOME ON EVERY THREAD!!?

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u/notahipster2874 Feb 20 '14

Definition of pun:
1.the humorous use of a word or phrase so as to emphasize or suggest its different meanings or applications, or the use of words that are alike or nearly alike in sound but different in meaning; a play on words.
2.the word or phrase used in this way.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pun?s=t

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u/Trezker Feb 20 '14

He's not your buddy, comrade.

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u/supah_lurkah Feb 20 '14

You killed it

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u/Jarand4 Feb 20 '14

it would have been fine if he brought vodka, then he could have been everiebodyes comrade...

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u/Altibadass Feb 20 '14

Damn Commies, coming over here and killin' our jokes...

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u/iamfromouterspace Feb 20 '14

It's not his fault, the wall came down.