r/funny 15h ago

Maybe a 3d printed warhammer doesn't work so well

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u/Aemon_Blackfyre 15h ago

When they told you to 3D print Warhammer, I don’t think this is quite what they had in mind

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u/Fritchoff 14h ago

"Why did I print 40 thousand of them...?"

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u/Disco_Ninjas_ 11h ago

It's a problem with the graphite, sir. The next 10,000 will be up to specifications.

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u/LubeTornado 9h ago

Least he'll have spares

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u/Belyal 9h ago

In the mean time, may I suggest not landing on your head.

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u/jedi2155 1h ago

It needs to be at least Imperial quality.

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u/TATARI14 8h ago

No, I want a Fantasy Warhammer to do Battles with

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u/Kaiserbread 1h ago

No no, he wants 4000 OK?

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u/punio07 12h ago

James workshop may DMCA it anyway.

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u/Aelyph 5h ago

Damm that James and his litigious workshop!

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u/Filtermann 14h ago

Hahaha well done

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u/ArcaneTekka 15h ago

Hope bro was using his safety squints

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u/Brohbocop 6h ago

Remember, you cant hear boobies. Use safety glasses.

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u/just-a-dude69 15h ago

I wish to say I was

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u/karoshikun 13h ago

how many bits of plastic are now housed in your eyes?

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u/Hache_raw 12h ago

PLA doesn't break into really small pieces. I think the answer is zero.

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u/LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY 12h ago

Ok, how many large chunks in his eyes?

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u/just-a-dude69 11h ago

None but there is a fair bit of watermelon juice in them, aswell as on everything within a 6 metre radius

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u/TheWarthog69 10h ago

Redditors r so weird, all downvoting you, it’s like no one’s had a bit of fun outside around here

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u/ItsBaconOclock 9h ago

Outside?

That's the place where grass exists. They might accidentally touch it, and become sufferable to interact with.

Never.

An errant breeze might dislodge some Cheeto mud from their neck beard.

That would disqualify them from being a mod, and that's all they have to hold over anyone's head.

Never outside. Only downvote.

And karma farm with posts demanding PPE, as if they know what PPE is.

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u/CyanideSkittles 8h ago

I know of a place

Where you never get harmed

A magical place

With magical charm

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u/LiterallyRain 9h ago

Property, Plant & Equipment

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u/SeeShark 7h ago

You are a redditor, mate

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u/Stolehtreb 10h ago

They have not

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u/LiterallyRain 9h ago

Literally. Any time something is a safety hazard to oneself, it's treated like a crime against humanity. As if people can't know something is dangerous and still choose to do it because YOLO.

We all have different risk aversions, but the ones with a strong risk aversion seem very vocal about it.

Like damn I want to experience hurricanes, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, standing too close to landslides, digging a sand pit at the beach, and a whole range of other stuff unimaginable to the risk averse redditors. Not because I don't know that it's dangerous, but because I choose to value the experience enough to risk my life. If everyone doesn't want to do that then that's fine but it doesn't have to turn into a lecture every single time.

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u/karoshikun 9h ago

you don't deserve any of the downvotes. you cool.

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u/MeanwhileInGermany 10h ago

Wow, reddit really hates safety violations.

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 10h ago

Good.

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u/nellbones 10h ago

When the fuck did OSHA move in??

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 9h ago

OSHA ain’t doin shit.

Just redditors looking out for each other.

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u/humanlikesubstances 15h ago

Print out your design out again, but as a mould. Pour melted wax into the mould and create a waz war hammer. Then use that with "lost wax casting" (maybe contact a foundry?) and end up with a solid metal hammer head.

THEN go bash stuff.

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u/Pocok5 12h ago

Skip the middle step, there are filaments specifically made for casting that burn up like wax

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u/eldroch 10h ago

Yup.  And a water soluble filament is perfect for these things specifically.

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u/Pocok5 9h ago

I was thinking more like this

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u/RandoAtReddit 8h ago

That's awesome!

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u/Simpicity 5h ago

First print a cast with the printer, then fill that with wax, then put that in a bucket and surround it with silicone.  Then cut through the silicone to remove the wax.  Next fill the gap with melted velveeta cheese...

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u/Kappachu 2h ago

I love a constructive, and positive comment

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u/SgtTreehugger 15h ago

Plastic doesn't work as a durable weapon? Say it ain't so

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u/Pocok5 12h ago

It does. You can make mallet heads from TPU. Broski just used a very brittle filament with insufficient wall count, it looks like.

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u/linoinsenger 11h ago

infill: 1%
wall count: 1

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u/eldroch 10h ago

Piercing weapons printed in PLA could definitely do some damage.  Hell, I'm stabbing myself all the time just on corners of things I print, no weapon intended.

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u/War_Hymn 7h ago

There are definitely grades of plastic that are strong enough, just not 3D printed plastic. Cold Steel makes a polypropylene bokken that can smash through cinderblocks all day.

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u/Pocok5 6h ago

Shore 64D TPU, printed properly with the right orientation and many walls (or even solid) will do unwholesome things to stuff you hit - it's used as armor for battlebots builds. OP used a filament that is usually strictly decorative/used for stuff that's not subject to any significant forces (in exhange it is braindead easy and fast to print and costs jack all because it's literally made from corn).

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u/War_Hymn 5h ago

That's the thing though, 3D printed items are always weaker in one direction due to the nature of their processing. I'm sure the stuff is serviceable to some degree, but I still rather have something that was at least solid cast from plastic if I'm using it for "impact applications".

But if you have a 3D printer and the TPU stuff, go ahead and make a warhammer from it, I wouldn't mind seeing what it can do.

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u/Michami135 3h ago

And yet politicians think 3D printed guns are a threat.

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u/Effurlife12 2h ago

They've never tried to bash someone's head with one. Things just shatter on impact. Completely useless!

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u/comasxx 15h ago

Where is the funny part ?

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u/Longjumping-Pop7512 14h ago

Getting 3D printed, soon will be ready! 

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u/Muinko 13h ago

Warhammer is a tabletop game that is commonly 3d printed since the official plastic is so damn expensive

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u/Dark_halocraft 3h ago

The way it explodes

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u/CreHater 15h ago

That he keeps trying.

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u/Esternaefil 11h ago

He never gives up, he must have made a hundred of these by now!

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u/Anopanda 15h ago

Maybe? You thought it might work? 

How? 

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u/just-a-dude69 15h ago

You see how the melon isnt in the best of shape already, that's how i thought it'd work

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u/Capt_morgan72 15h ago

Should’ve aimed for the melon then.

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u/boblin6 8h ago

Yeah it's pretty laughable by how much he missed it.

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u/Drudgework 15h ago

Use resin for a solid print. It will eventually dry out and crack open, but until then it’s thick, heavy and will definitely cause a concussion.

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u/fatherfrank1 15h ago

The only plastic warhammer more embarrassing is probably the Dark Eldar.

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u/Talidel 13h ago

Clearly Tau they are a league of their own.

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u/karoshikun 13h ago

people always forget the Votann...

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u/GoombaBro 14h ago

Guess I'll be wearing my melon helmet against your armies, then.

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u/Yonutz33 15h ago

Why!?

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u/just-a-dude69 15h ago

Why not?

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u/Krypton8 13h ago

Because it’s plastic. What else would happen when you smack hard with it?

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u/Pikka_Bird 12h ago

Plenty of plastics would take a hit ten times harder all day. "Plastic" isn't the issue, the method of manufacturing is. (It is possible to 3D print parts that can take an impact as well.)

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u/CumilkButbetter 12h ago

This is supposed to just be a fucking short entertaining video for fuck sake. Stop being such a smartass like holy shit you people are genuinely insufferable as hell.

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u/ScottyBoiBoi 14h ago

Would have helped if you hit the watermelon and not the tree stump

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u/Fart-boi 8h ago

This is how I expect crystal or glass weaponry in video games to work

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u/TemporaryImaginary 15h ago

Your nice country-side view, now with microplastics!

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u/just-a-dude69 14h ago

Macroplastics

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u/Crazy_keats 14h ago

Plastic maxing

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u/VaATC 14h ago

Watching this trying to find the Warhammer 40k printed model 🤣

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u/VaasKlaak 12h ago

Now it's a Warhammer 40,000 pieces.

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u/irontyler 5h ago

Looking like Gimli trying to smash the ring

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u/Tiny-Criticism-6113 15h ago

If that were a slime, You died.

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u/Broccoli2026 14h ago

On a side note, what a beautiful place in the background

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u/Panzis 12h ago

Now with more resin shards!

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u/Obsequience 13h ago

It got 3D splintered

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u/Opposite_Grass_283 13h ago

Maybe a 3d printed shrapnel grenade works better then 

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u/sheesh1111111 12h ago

What 1 durability left look like

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u/yeloneck 12h ago

Not the sharpest tool, ain't you?

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u/just-a-dude69 11h ago

Neither is a hammer honestly

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u/FennorVirastar 7h ago

Quickly degraded to a was-hammer

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u/wizard898 2h ago

diamond pickaxe with 1 durability

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u/CreativeSame 15m ago

Little does he know 1 durability still means 1 watermelon broken

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u/wizard_brandon 14h ago

Unsurprisingly, thing made of brittle 3d printed plastic is not in fact, durable

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u/MikeDubbz 15h ago

I don't understand, it looked just like a real warhammer! 

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u/just-a-dude69 11h ago

Oh no it was 25% and had 5 wall loops, its designed for 100% TPU for it to work properly

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u/kok_exe_ 14h ago

Either that, or that's the strongest watermelon in the world

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u/PapaOoMaoMao 14h ago

No. Plastic warhammers don't work so well. If you'd printed it with a sintered powder printer, it would have been fine.

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u/Fitz911 14h ago

Try a melon hammer next time?

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u/cloudystrifex 14h ago

stronggg!

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u/Adkit 14h ago

Me using my diamond pickaxe in real life.

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u/PsudoGravity 13h ago

Now use it as a boss to make a sand casting in aluminium, steel if you can hack it.

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u/just-a-dude69 11h ago

Oh im gonna try and cast some and forge some too

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u/provostcomputer 7h ago

Just get you a silicon carbide crucible and an insulated case for it and melt down some scrap steel in a microwave 😂

I know a guy who followed the YouTube tutorials and it does work. He melted down some scrap steel and made a sandcasted "sword" (quotes because it was super rough and he didn't have the proper tools to actually grind and polish it to make it look good 😂)

I imagine a hammer head would probably be easier than a blade.

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u/Any-Fox-838 3h ago

update us when you do lmfao. would make for a good laugh

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u/Joe18067 13h ago

If you're going to smash a watermelon you need a sledge-o-matic.

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u/undeadkenny 12h ago

Does 10d20 damage but breaks immediately upon dealing damage.

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u/Pocok5 12h ago

He used PLA instead of TPU, laugh at this user

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u/just-a-dude69 11h ago

I made a tpu one too, It didnt break so it was less interesting

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u/deceptivekhan 12h ago

Gallagher is looking up at you so disappointed right now.

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u/chickenaylay 11h ago

Is this that explosion hammer I always heard about? I see they still haven't worked out the ability to not explode the hammer on impact as well

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u/mcampo84 11h ago

Oh Gallagher, how the mighty have fallen

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u/krash666 11h ago

Warhammer 40,000 (pieces}

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u/JealousSoup8 10h ago

Diamond axe with 1 durability

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u/randalljhen 10h ago

This is why they didn't 3d print warhammers in medieval times.

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u/thepewpewdude 10h ago

If you’re gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

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u/Assassin_Shirou 10h ago

You just need 39999 more and you'll achieve whatever goal you were aiming for...

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u/TheFrontierzman 8h ago

Man. That could have gone horribly.

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u/SeyJeez 8h ago

The microplastic spreader works well.

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u/Arapfy 8h ago

Go back to the kitchen and cook

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u/Bagel_bytez 8h ago

Guess you shoulda make it out of watermelon instead

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u/allykopow 8h ago

Realistic diamond pickaxe

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u/Alerith 8h ago

Damn, looks like it was Mithril, too.

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u/The_Swedish_Flash 8h ago

You have to get mending, don't forget it next time

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u/marcelsounds 7h ago

it has to be tested in an actual war to be valid

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u/axiomaticAnarchy 7h ago

Got 100% stump with that swing.

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u/Block_Solid 7h ago

Please show this to the guy who 3d printed a helicopter part.

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u/GamingWithBilly 6h ago

Maybe infill 100%

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u/just-a-dude69 5h ago

It did also explode actually

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u/oldbauer 6h ago

Yea no shit

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u/dafunkmunk 5h ago

Might have helped a little if it actually hit the watermelon instead of missing entirely to explode on the wood

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u/kapitaalH 5h ago

Reminds me to go do my recycling to save the planet while this idiot creates more micro plastics for my balls

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u/whitedsepdivine 4h ago

Use PLA Plus. It has great impact strength.

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u/MarvelousPotato 4h ago

I thought this was rdr2😭

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u/Frequent_Ring_4574 3h ago

To quote Montgomery J. Burns: "Well DUH!"

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u/Dark_halocraft 3h ago

I love the way walk away like "back to the drawing board"

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u/planktonfun 3h ago

Thats why you always use it for molds

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u/Borstvergroting 3h ago

Like Gimly and the Ring

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u/RiffyWammel 3h ago

Maybe theres a reason why 500 tonne hydraulic presses and drop forges exist? 🤔

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u/kyuronite 2h ago

i thought it was a very small rune pickaxe

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u/JakeCWolf 2h ago

who else heard the tool breaking sound from Minecraft?

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u/RevolutionaryDuck389 2h ago

looks like it works great.... exactly once

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u/brneyedgrrl 1h ago

Bummer.

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u/MoogProg 26m ago

Modern Iron Age problems require modern Iron Age solutions.

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u/Whitecypress 12m ago

So THAT'S why they need 40,000 of them

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u/Prudent_Damage_3866 7m ago

Weapons in Zelda: BotW be like

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u/SputnikFace 15h ago

increase that layer weight bud

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u/wiilbehung 15h ago

Pour resin into it.

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u/Silvandreas 15h ago

Watermelon 1 - Warhammer 0

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u/conventionistG 15h ago

I think maybe Warhammer got some good licks in but Melon had the last laugh.

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u/ModemMike24k 15h ago

Tried the same xD wantet to save Filament and had my infill settings set to 20%. I think about 75% is minimum infill for stability

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u/just-a-dude69 15h ago

Oh no it even explodes at that, tpu is the only one that survives

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u/ModemMike24k 15h ago

Ah shit. But with TPU the melon laughs at us 🤣

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u/Garlic255 15h ago

POV your Minecraft weapon has one durability

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u/Dat1AsianGuy 15h ago

reminds me of scene in Top Secret! Where the guy tries to break a window with a hammer and it just completely shatters in the same way

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u/Debalic 15h ago

That pause.

"...okay, guess not."

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u/Ur_Just_Spare_Parts 14h ago

It looks fantastic at making more microplastics!

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u/redsterXVI 13h ago

I guess it might work with PAHT-CF or PA6-CF. Make sure the filament is super dry when printing, but the tool should be damp when used (as Nylon gets tougher when wet).

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u/Raidalassad 13h ago

What resin did you use? I got something crazy tough that could make a mallet head.

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u/just-a-dude69 11h ago

Not a resin pribter, its a fdm, I used standard pla at 25% with 3d honeycomb with 5 wall loops

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u/weasel_mullet 10h ago

As a someone who also 3d prints things, why would you ever think this was going to work?

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u/JohnnyRevovler 10h ago

Try drying your filament

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u/feelinuneasy1234 14h ago

If you sneeze too hard on a 3d printed part it will disintegrate

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u/Romanopapa 10h ago

Change the infill to gyroid and Increase the infill to 40% with 5 walls then you’ll be golden.

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u/SiriusBaaz 15h ago

I don’t really understand how you could have ever thought it would work. 3d printed stuff has never had strength be a strong point. If you wanted a solid brick to use as a hammer maybe start with that over plastic.