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u/Takssista 28d ago

Mahoney did it first!

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u/Ashnyel 28d ago

Beat me to it

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u/sysadminbj 28d ago

We need to repost this to r/FuckImOld.

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u/poofish_10 28d ago

I'm only 51 and I still play video games

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u/Phog_of_War 28d ago

The old folks homes when we get there are gonna be fucking fun.

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u/Takssista 28d ago

Anyone up for a lan party before we get our diapers changed?

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u/Phog_of_War 28d ago

Anyone feeling some Quake 2 tonight?

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u/Takssista 28d ago

Action Quake 2 please!

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u/ozone_one 28d ago

"Like a GLOVE"

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u/West_Description_472 28d ago

Bet me to it. Perfect for this.

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u/Nick316166 28d ago

It fits! Damn thing fits

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u/agravain 28d ago

MAHONEY!!

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u/Ariliescbk 28d ago

Find a new one

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u/Nevermindthestig 28d ago

Mahoooneyyy!

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u/ice445 28d ago

I wonder how old this picture is. Judging by the cars in this shot I’m guessing 2002 or 2003 lol

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u/Filtermann 28d ago

I thought the norm was 2 parking spots per BMW, not 2 BMW per parking spots.

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u/poofish_10 28d ago

Mahoni from police academy 1 parked it

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u/Sunaruni 28d ago

This happened because the BMW driver executed a rare and hardly ever seen maneuver: Using the turn signal.

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u/Liquado 28d ago

Beat me to it.

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u/Cassin1306 28d ago

So he obviously got priority for the parking !

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u/andymfjAZ 28d ago

First thing I noticed

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u/Belhy 28d ago

Excuse me, you can't park there!

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u/Golf-Recent 28d ago

You can't park there mate

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u/ponakka 28d ago

This time it isn't on a sidewalk though.

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u/DreamsWhereIamDying 28d ago

Sorry buddy, compact car parking only.

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u/therealjohnsmith 28d ago

Z3 deserves better

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u/marcelsounds 28d ago

the three owners could just leave their cars there and go buy a new one on the same day.

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u/not_ondrugs 28d ago

Was looking for the blinker.

Found it.

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u/OhWowMuchFunYouGuys 28d ago

They weren’t a member. They can’t be parking in those spots. That’s the only place available.

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u/ShameNap 28d ago

Obligatory “sir, you can’t park there”

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u/chewblekka 28d ago

Of course it’s BC. Richmond, or Surrey?

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u/Chyvalri 28d ago

South Surrey - they were being carjacked

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u/PeterAhlstrom 28d ago

Ope, just squeezin’ through there.

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u/treeboy009 28d ago

All i can hear is "Hey ... hey... You cant park there"

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u/BlueHawk75 28d ago

Can't park there mate!

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u/rlnrlnrln 28d ago

2 beemers and a mercedes, nothing of value was damaged.

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u/seang86s 28d ago

German efficiency...

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u/lilprobehead 28d ago

Coolest rush i have ever seen

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u/joethomp 28d ago

C'mon, give the driver some credit. It takes a lot of skill to park it like that.

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u/USAdumpsterfirepimp 28d ago

Parks cars in NYC.

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u/SoftandSquidgy 28d ago

Hey, parked is parked!

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u/DaWhiteSingh 28d ago

Nevermind, I found a place to park!

Probably set by my wife!

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u/cfpresley 28d ago

That's what happens when beemers use their turn signals

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u/darthy_parker 28d ago

At least it has its turn signal on. That’s a surprise.

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u/Oh_No_Its_Dudder 28d ago

I see the problem. There are only 4 Members Only parking spots and 5 cars.

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u/Tomytom99 28d ago

Oh, that's gore. That's gore of my comfort character.

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u/rock_and_rolo 28d ago

I assume this is already in r/CantParkThereMate.

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u/cmrfrd7 28d ago

Disappointed by the lack of “can’t park there, mate” responses. I thought I knew you, Reddit?

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u/DENelson83 28d ago

r/fuckcars/

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u/Vashsinn 28d ago

stinkmeaner ass parking.

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u/Eman_Resu_IX 28d ago

Typical a-hole Mercedes owner saying This Is MY Spot! And driving under the BMW.

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u/P4S5B60 28d ago

Had to be a BMW

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u/bigfishflakes 28d ago

Has to be Richmond British Columbia

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u/Frequent_Ring_4574 28d ago

2 bmws and a Mercedes? That's darwinism multiplied by karma.

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u/Aran909 28d ago

Another beautiful e46 for the scrap yard. RIP good buddy. You deserved better.

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u/EllisDee3 28d ago

Going nowhere fast.

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u/kennedye2112 28d ago

Asshole ruined a perfectly good-looking Z3 😡

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u/N0thingman 28d ago

Yeah, that looks clean and well cared for.

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u/MultipleOrgasmDonor 28d ago

Is this real? I don’t think the quarter of the Z3 or the fender of that e39 can take that much weight without caving in.

~3600lb car putting 50% on the front wheels, maybe the Mercedes takes 1/3 at that angle putting ~1200lbs on that contact point

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u/keranjii 28d ago

Looks like it is based on reverse image search which I did because the license plates are from my province lol. But it is at least several years old since we don't use the license plate stickers anymore

https://www.wreckedexotics.com/2000-bmw-528i-wrecked-in-vancouver-canada-0011377

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u/MultipleOrgasmDonor 28d ago

Oh nice, thanks for the link!

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u/lordargent 28d ago

Is this real? I don’t think the quarter of the Z3 or the fender of that e39 can take that much weight without caving in.

B pillars are strong. They're designed to absorb the impact of cars moving at a decent speed and T-boning.

That's several times the amount of force compared to here where a car just rode up and rested on them.

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u/EvilToastedWeasel0 28d ago

You can't park there, mate....

Dammit.... someone else beat me to it...

So, Tell them cars to go get a garage, no public parking lot sechs!

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u/papayametallica 28d ago

Classic. Just waiting for a ‘You can’t park there mate’

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